Dead Heading: A Sloan and Crosby Mystery

Dead Heading: A Sloan and Crosby Mystery

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When Jack Haines reports a break-in at his greenhouse, the motive of the intruder is unclear. Other than the destruction of some expensive orchids, no damage has been done, and nothing seems to be missing. But Detectives Sloan and Crosby sense something sinister, and soon their suspicions are confirmed. Similar reports are multiplying and sabotage is the word on

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When Jack Haines reports a break-in at his greenhouse, the motive of the intruder is unclear. Other than the destruction of some expensive orchids, no damage has been done, and nothing seems to be missing. But Detectives Sloan and Crosby sense something sinister, and soon their suspicions are confirmed. Similar reports are multiplying and sabotage is the word on everyone's lips.

The pair is drawn into an equally perplexing case when the mysterious Miss Enid Maude Osgathorp goes missing. Investigations begin at her deserted abode, Canonry Cottage, where the detectives soon discover that the house has been ransacked. Shattered glass is found in the larder, and traces of blood spatter are found on the floors. Something disturbing has undoubtedly taken place, but Sloan and Crosby can't figure out who did it, or why.

As it becomes clear that the two cases are linked, the two detectives must work to find the missing woman, and how she connects to the greenhouse burglary, before it is too late.

Dead Heading is the 23rd book in Catherine Aird's series following Detective Chief Inspector C.D. Sloan.

Editorial Reviews

Library Journal
06/01/2014
Detectives Sloan and Crosby deal with a case of greenhouse sabotage that has ruined a huge cash crop of exotic plants. Soon a missing person complicates the situation further. A solid, yet fresh British procedural (after Past Tense) in a series that has been running since 1966.
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“All the dry wit of Aird's very British police procedurals (Past Tense, 2011, etc.) is joined this time by an especially tricky mystery.” —Kirkus Reviews
Kirkus Reviews
2014-04-17
The Calleshire constabulary investigates a number of puzzling crimes that simply must be connected.DI Sloan and his intellectually challenged helper, DC Crosby, are called to a plant nursery owned by Jack Haines. Someone has broken through a fence and left two greenhouse doors open, killing a number of valuable plants, many of them orchids. Oddly, another small nursery's orchids have been ruined in the same way, and an expert on orchids has been reported missing. Miss Enid Osgathorp, for years the local physician's receptionist, has failed to return from the most recent of her many trips. A landscape architect who gave Osgathorp a ride to catch her train is also suffering from the plant murders, since many of the victims were special orders for several projects he was working on. Sloan and Crosby find that two different people have broken into the Osgathorp cottage. Despite an all-out hunt, the lady in question remains stubbornly missing. But Sloan does discover that Osgathorp was a blackmailer who used the information she had garnered from her former job to supplement her income nicely. In addition, he finds a link between the greenhouse owners—a man who is stepson to one of them and ex-husband to the other—but he soon turns up dead. Someone is desperate to conceal something, but what? That's the question Sloan must answer to please his irascible superintendent before his annual assessment.All the dry wit of Aird's very British police procedurals (Past Tense, 2011, etc.) is joined this time by an especially tricky mystery.

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ISBN-13:
9781466837287
Publisher:
St. Martin's Press
Publication date:
06/17/2014
Series:
Detective Chief Inspector C.D. Sloan , #23
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Macmillan
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Pages:
288
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Dead Heading

A Sloan and Crosby Mystery


By Catherine Aird

St. Martin's Press

Copyright © 2013 Catherine Aird
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-4668-3728-7


CHAPTER 1

'I don't believe it,' spluttered Jack Haines, the colour in his face draining away. 'All dead, you say?'

'Every last one, boss,' announced Russell Aqueel, his foreman. 'Well, all of them in number one and number two houses – the two farthest ones – anyway.'

'Good grief.' Jack Haines leant forward in his office chair and sank his head between his hands on his desk. He was a burly man and the chair creaked under his weight.

'The other greenhouses seem all right,' offered Mandy Lamb, the firm's secretary, automatically pushing a cup of coffee along the desk in front of him.

'They are. I've had a good look at the rest to be quite sure,' said Russell, a short, stocky man. He sniffed. 'First thing I did. Naturally.'

'But the young orchids and the special orders?' his employer asked tightly, lifting his head to look at the man.

'All dead,' said Russ. 'Every flaming one.'

'A flame would have been a help,' remarked Mandy Lamb detachedly, 'seeing as how it was the cold that killed them.'

'There was a frost last night ...' began Russ.

'I do know that,' snapped Haines, his facial colour rapidly changing from grey to a rising red. 'You don't have to tell me. I've got a thermometer alarm by my bed, remember.' He stopped suddenly and said softly in quite a different tone of voice, 'Except that it didn't go off last night, did it?'

'I wouldn't know about that, would I?' said the foreman truculently.

'Go on, Russ,' said Jack Haines evenly. 'Tell me exactly what's happened.'

'When I came in this morning, first thing, both those greenhouse doors were wide open.' The man scowled at his employer. 'And before you ask, no, it wasn't me.'

'I didn't think it would have been, Russ,' said Jack Haines pacifically. 'So calm down.'

'But who on earth would do an awful thing like that?' demanded Mandy Lamb.

'Only someone malicious or careless, Russ,' said Haines bleakly.

'It could well ruin us, boss,' said the foreman. 'And where's the gain in that?'

'I wouldn't begin to know,' said Jack Haines tonelessly, although he thought he had a good idea.

Mandy Lamb shrugged her shoulders and said, 'On the other hand, anyone could forget to shut a couple of doors.'

Both men stared at her.

'Never,' said the foreman robustly.

'Not at a plant nursery,' sighed Jack Haines. 'It could kill the lot at this time of the year.'

'It has killed the lot,' pointed out the foreman soberly. 'Well, everything in those two houses, anyway.'

'What about all those plants Anthony Berra had in there for the admiral's garden?' put in Mandy Lamb suddenly. Waldo Catterick, an old sailor, was a favourite of hers.

'They're goners all right,' said the foreman. 'So is most of the stuff for Benedict Feakins, but not all of it though. He mostly wanted shrubs anyway, thank goodness, and they're still alive, being hardy. And Miss Osgathorp's special orchids were in the packing shed so they're safe enough.' He hesitated and then went on in more muted tones, 'But not Anthony Berra's other plants – the ones for the Lingards at the Grange. They're all goners too.'

Jack Haines groaned aloud.

'Dead as doornails, the lot,' said Russ. 'And there sure were plenty of them.'

'Who locked up?' demanded Haines suddenly.

'I did,' said Russ, adding with great emphasis, 'and I really did, Jack. Honest. Everywhere. The main gate was locked as usual when I got here this morning.'

'So someone got in somewhere else,' concluded Jack Haines.

'They sure did,' said the foreman instantly.

'But who?'

'Search me, boss, but I can tell you where. They came through the fence that backs on to the field sure enough. You know, just where the compost heap backs up there. If you ask me ...'

'I am asking you, Russ,' said Haines pointedly.

'It was a bolt croppers' job on the fence. That or wire cutters. Something like that anyway.'

Jack Haines pushed his coffee mug away and snapped into action. 'That makes it a matter for the police. Right, Russ, you go over to the Berebury Garden Centre, pronto, and then on to the Leanaig boys' place and see what you can pick up in the way of replacements before word of this gets out and their prices go up. So watch what you say to them all – especially Bob Steele at the garden centre. Oh, and call in at Staple St James Nurseries too. They may have something.'

'I'm on my way,' nodded the foreman.

'Sling me that phone, Mandy,' ordered Haines, 'and I'll get on to the police this minute. Well, what is it?' he said to Russ, who had paused at the office door, his hand on the handle. 'What are you waiting for?'

'Shall I call in at Capstan Purlieu Plants while I'm about it,' asked the man, 'and collect some replacement orchids?'

'Certainly not,' snapped Haines, his colour starting to rise again. 'Just get going. Now.'

* * *

Benedict Feakins was sitting with his wife at their dining-room table, lingering over a late breakfast that had included a couple of pain-killing tablets. He was going through his post whilst Mary Feakins was toying with a piece of dry toast. She had been doing this for some time.

After a few moments Benedict lifted his head from opening yet another bill to survey the garden through the window. While anyone else who was looking at it would only see a large patch of nondescript ground, loosely dug over and edged by some dispirited rhododendrons, what he saw in his mind's eye were banks of well-established flowering shrubs with an under-planting of hardy perennials, dotted about with something spectacular in the way of palms.

'I'll need a really good mulch to give everything a proper start,' he said.

'Benedict,' exploded Mary Feakins, 'how could you talk about mulch when I feel so sick!'

Benedict Feakins, who was unaware that he had spoken aloud, was instantly apologetic. 'Dearest, I'm so sorry.'

'And what I said – had you been listening – was that we need some more fuel for the boiler. It drinks oil.'

'So soon?' He brought his mind back to reality with an effort.

'Hot water doesn't grow on trees,' she said.

The pair hadn't been married long enough for him to find this remark anything but charmingly original. 'Very true.'

'It was all very well in your father's day,' she said, 'but we don't seem to have as much money as he had to run the place.'

'We haven't,' he said simply. 'Is it urgent? I mean, could it wait a few days until I've sorted things out a bit?' He waved at the little pile of post on the table. 'There are a couple of big bills in this lot.'

'Do you want your son to freeze to death?'

Benedict Feakins winced. The son in question had yet to be born but his welfare was already a priority in the household. He was all apologies. 'I'll get on to the bank,' he promised, 'and ask them what they can do about beefing up our overdraft. Don't forget we've got to go into Berebury today anyway to sign some papers for Simon Puckle.'

Simon Puckle was a partner in the firm of Puckle, Puckle and Nunnery, Solicitors and Commissioners for Oaths.

Mary Feakins, her morning sickness temporarily forgotten, gave a luxurious stretch and said, 'And then everything out here at Pelling will be really and truly ours?'

'It will, although,' he added conscientiously, 'naturally I didn't want Dad to die just so that we could inherit the place.'

'Of course not,' she responded swiftly, 'but he was ill and unhappy. He was never the same after your mother died, you know.'

'I don't suppose I would be if you were to die before me,' said Benedict fondly.

'Nonsense,' said Mary Feakins, her eyes sparkling mischievously. 'If I did, I bet you'd be married again within the year.'

'What,' he started up again, grimaced with pain and fell back in his chair, 'and let someone else look after young Benedict? Never!' He gripped the arms of the chair and this time moved with extreme caution as he tried to rise. 'I'm sorry but you'll have to do the driving into Berebury today. My back's still too painful.'

'What did you expect if you will dig up ground like you did ...' Mary Feakins' own attitude to pain in other people had started to change as her pregnancy advanced. 'You're not used to that sort of work and Anthony Berra seems to be.'

'We can't afford a professional garden designer. You know that's why I had to cancel his coming here to give the garden a proper grounding. But I really need to get those shrubs in soon,' he said earnestly, 'and I didn't know that digging was going to do my back in, did I?'

'You might have guessed.' She reached for another piece of dry toast. 'So how do you suppose with your bad back that you're going to be able to put these precious shrubs in the ground when you do get them?'

'I'll manage somehow,' he said through gritted teeth as another spasm of pain shot through his frame.

'You could always cancel that plant order for the front garden just like you put Anthony Berra off,' she suggested, not meeting his eye. 'They're going to cost an absolute bomb.'

'Then we'd miss a whole season of growth,' he said, waving a hand towards the window.

'I would have thought you could put a packet of seeds in instead. Some annuals there would look pretty.'

He shook his head. 'That would be no good in the long run. You'd only have to look at all this desolation for another winter.' He added another letter to the little pile on the table. 'We can't have that. Besides,' he smiled, 'you'll want somewhere nice outside to sit with young Benedict in his pram.'

'It was a pity your father was so keen on his cacti and nothing else in the garden,' she responded obliquely, 'and then you wouldn't have had to do all that work in the first place.'

'It'll look lovely this year as well next, I promise,' he said, blowing her a kiss.

'At least you don't take after him,' said his wife.

Benedict Feakins' head shot up. 'What do you mean?' he demanded hotly.

'In specialising in cacti like he did, that's all.' She shuddered. 'Nasty-looking things.'

'Prickly too,' said Benedict ambiguously. 'Mother didn't like them either but they gave Dad something to do and kept him happy enough after she died and that's what mattered.'

'He didn't really like gardening, did he?' she said, scanning the untended ground outside the window. 'Proper gardening, I mean, like you do. He liked fiddling around with little bits of things that looked as if they should have stayed in the desert where they belong.'

Benedict Feakins gave this some thought. 'I suppose not. Dad wasn't keen on the garden even before his hip got bad, but afterwards, of course, when he couldn't get about so easily the cacti were ideal. He must have spent hours in the greenhouse with them.'

Mary Feakins shivered. 'They give me the willies. Can we get rid of them before ... before ...'

'Before Benedict the Third arrives ...' he finished the sentence for her, smiling. 'Of course we can. I might even get Jack Haines to take them in part-exchange.'

'That would be good.'

'I know what,' he said, 'we'll call in at the nursery on our way into Berebury and ask him.'

Mary Feakins changed tack suddenly. 'I suppose,' she admitted, 'you do need to be getting on with planting those shrubs anyway now. If you can manage it. But do be careful. You don't want the office saying you've got a self-inflicted injury like they do with sunburn.'

'The shrubs can't wait beyond the end of March,' he said. 'Ideally some of them should have gone in the ground last October ...'

'But we weren't here in October, were we?' She looked round with pleasure at their dining room. 'We were making out in a grotty basement flat in Luston.'

Benedict Feakins acknowledged this with a quick jerk of his head. 'You were making out, Mary. I'm not sure that I was.' He looked out at the garden again in wonder. 'And now we've got all this.'

'You weren't expecting your father to die quite so soon, that's all.' She waved a hand in a gesture that took in the neat double-fronted Edwardian house. 'All this would have come to you one day anyway. You know that.'

'True, but you must admit that it couldn't have come at a better time.'

'For all three of us,' she said with manifest satisfaction. She got up from the table. 'Now, we really should be getting going ...'

CHAPTER 2

'Ah, there you are, Sloan.' Somehow Police Superintendent Leeyes was always able to make his subordinates feel that they had kept him waiting even when they hadn't done anything of the sort. It was, they felt, a gift. 'Two jobs for you this morning. Both out the same way, which saves time.'

'Sir?' He knew it would not be Sloan's time that the superintendent was saving but money. Police finances were as much under pressure as everyone else's these days and Sloan knew that saving his time never figured anyway.

'Both out Pelling way but not connected.' Superintendent Leeyes waved a message sheet in his hand. 'A missing person and trouble at a nursery.'

Detective Inspector Sloan groaned. Small children always spelt trouble, big time and all the time.

'A plant nursery, Sloan.'

He relaxed. That sounded better. Until the superintendent explained, that is.

'Surely that's hardly a crime, sir, leaving doors open,' protested Detective Inspector Sloan. He was the head of the tiny Criminal Investigation Department of 'F' Division of the County of Calleshire Police Force at Berebury and thought he knew the law as well as the next man. 'Not yet, anyway,' Sloan went on cautiously, since these days all governments seemed to be hell-bent on making more and more activities illegal.

Besides which, the detective inspector reminded himself hastily, this was the time of the year for his annual appraisal and it wouldn't do to put a foot wrong just now.

Superintendent Leeyes said, 'The owner thinks it is, Sloan. In fact, he's absolutely sure a criminal act is involved. Says he can prove it. And he's hopping mad about it.'

'Of course I quite understand how he must feel,' said Sloan untruthfully, subconsciously noting that the superintendent had used the word owner rather than householder, 'but even so ... just an open door, I think you said ...'

'Two doors opened and left open, to be precise,' said the superintendent, waving a message sheet in his hand, 'and a fence damaged.'

'Even so ...' repeated Sloan, realising as soon as he'd said it that he should have been more circumspect. It didn't do to upset his superior officer at appraisal time. Although greenhouse doors left open with or without guilty intent – even fences broken with undoubted guilty intent – wouldn't usually warrant the attention of a detective inspector, Sloan decided against pointing this out. 'And the missing person?'

'Old party not back from her hols,' said Leeyes. 'Gone walkabout, I expect.'

'Has she done it before?' asked Sloan. 'What do the family say?'

'She hasn't got any family. Lives alone,' said Leeyes, turning over the message sheet. 'It's a neighbour who's been in touch and no, she hasn't done it before.'

Detective Inspector Sloan sighed but said nothing.

'Even so ...' harrumphed Leeyes, noting the sigh, 'I want you out there soonest.'

Sloan's unusual reticence was because there was something sinister pending at the Berebury Police Station as part of the appraisal element of his PDD – otherwise known as a 'Personal Development Discussion'. This was to be held with his superior officer quite soon. He hadn't been told exactly when it would be yet but it wouldn't do to jeopardise the interview by an unguarded response about a quite possibly disorientated old lady.

'Because,' went on the superintendent, the message flimsy still clasped in his hand, 'the owner of the nursery would seem to have had very good reasons for sending for us for something like that. And since as you know we're well under establishment these days ...'

Sloan privately decided that they'd better be very good reasons indeed or he himself would want to know why. Since technically all law-breaking in the market town of Berebury and its environs, excepting traffic violations, eventually landed on his desk, he automatically took out his notebook. 'Just two open doors, did you say, sir, and a hole in a fence?'

'That's all that he seems to be complaining about. So far anyway,' trumpeted the superintendent. 'He said he'd tell us more when we got there.'

At this Sloan sighed again, his superior officer being given to using the royal 'We' only when he had no intention of doing any of the work himself.

'Right, sir,' he said without enthusiasm. 'I'll get out there straightaway.' The distinction between open and closed doors as far as crime was concerned was one beloved by insurance companies but disliked by those whose duty it was to frame charges – 'breaking and entering' was only one of them – when doors had been closed. Doors left open were quite a different ball game when it came to insurers and policemen alike.


(Continues...)

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CATHERINE AIRD is the author of over twenty Sloan and Crosby mysteries. She lives in England.


Catherine Aird is the author of twenty-odd crime novels and story collections, most of which feature Detective Chief Inspector C. D. Sloan. She holds an honorary M. A. from the University of Kent and was made an M.B.E. Her more recent works include Amendment of Life, Past Tense and Losing Ground. She lives in England.

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Dead Heading: A Sloan and Crosby Mystery 4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 3 reviews.
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gloriafeit More than 1 year ago
I must admit that this was my introduction to the Sloan and Crosby Mysteries, of which there have been more than twenty. But it won’t be the last I read, as it is completely charming. DI Christopher Dennis (“Seedy”) Sloan is head of the small Criminal Investigation Department of “F” Division of the County of Calleshire Police Force at Berebury. Practically on the eve of his appraisal by his boss, known as a “Personal Development Discussion,” he is on “good behavior” when that superior officer, Superintendent Leeyes, assigns him to investigate what may be only a malicious breakin at a local plant nursery where, on a cold night, the doors to two greenhouses were left wide open on a night when an early frost has set in, virtually killing its contents, in one of which were the remains of young and very special [read “expensive”] orchids, threatening the livelihood, or worse, of the nursery’s owner. From this seemingly innocuous beginning, the ensuing plot ultimately involves a break-in at an area cottage by two different persons; “an unloved missing person; the blackmailing of more than one poor soul; the probable suicide of one of them; the odd, naïve behaviour of a maker of bonfires; inexplicable goings-on in the horticultural trade and, cast into the mixture for good measure, the destruction of hundreds of infant orchids.” When a second nursery is broken into, Sloane and his underling, D.C. Crosby, investigate, and discover that yet another large number of valuable orchids has been destroyed; it becomes clear that this is something more than a coincidence. As things escalate and the number of suspects rises, the pressure on Sloane mounts as well. Leeyes is a difficult man to please: “on a bad day the superintendent was quite capable of blaming him for not catching Jack the Ripper.” With references to Shakespeare, Erasmus and Shaw, and filled with horticultural metaphors, the writing is delightful. The attorneys for one of the suspects are Puckle, Puckle and Nunnery. (I do have to admit that I never knew that the word “turf,” in the plural, could be “turves.”) By the end, all the loose ends are tied up and the mystery is solved to the reader’s complete satisfaction. The novel is recommended.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Series sadly has become static as do most that get beyond the third book. If you read any book info about your nook book you will see the author publisher are forbidding you from even lending the nook copy to anyone else to read to share a book spreads the work around not archive and delete which i havent figured out how to do or to access the dictionary