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Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life

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Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk in the Hummer who blocked you in, or the idiot who didn’t clean up after his dog? Now you can! Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to all of the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. Whether it’s the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the asshole with the Bluetooth, you will surely never leave home without this humorous and ...

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Overview

Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk in the Hummer who blocked you in, or the idiot who didn’t clean up after his dog? Now you can! Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to all of the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. Whether it’s the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the asshole with the Bluetooth, you will surely never leave home without this humorous and useful book ever again!

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Zink Magazine
“This book will not only have you bent over from laughter, but you end up realizing that there are a lot of annoying people in the world.”

Chicago Tribune
Tired of being the bigger person? Though it's not the most enlightened strategy, sometimes all you want is to tell a creep off with a brilliant comeback — which, inevitably, doesn't come to mind until hours later… The new book lets you eloquently vent your rage at life's annoying cast of characters, such as the "(blank) boss," the "overly competitive (blank)," the "social media-obsessed (blank)" and the "(blank) who left dirty dishes in the sink" ("P.S. It's been two weeks. Exactly how much longer does that pot need to 'soak'?")

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780762442867
  • Publisher: Running Press Book Publishers
  • Publication date: 8/2/2011
  • Pages: 208
  • Sales rank: 103,441
  • Product dimensions: 7.06 (w) x 5.36 (h) x 0.58 (d)

Meet the Author

Jillian Madison and Michelle Madison are the creators of several pop culture websites and podcasts including FoodNetworkHumor.com, Pophangover.com, and DamnYouAutoCorrect.com, which receive over 40 million page views per month. They live in Connecticut.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 13, 2013

    I bought 2 of these books, one as a birthday gift to the old lad

    I bought 2 of these books, one as a birthday gift to the old lady (71 yr old) I work with (who is super craby). I love this book because it expresses every thought accurately with any given situation. So So funny! I laughed out loud in the sore - I annoyed everyone!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 15, 2012

    i bought this book as a presen for my friend's 17th birthday. ou

    i bought this book as a presen for my friend's 17th birthday. our goal for the next year is to give out every letter. :) we've gotten a lot of enjoyment out of it so far.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 27, 2012

    So funny I bought 3

    Thumbed through this in the store and it was the first book in a long time I laughed out loud at. I picked up a copy for myself and my wife, and also one to rip letters out of. 5 stars

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 30, 2011

    Great Fun

    Book is very funny. Gave as X mas gifts and it was a real hit.

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