Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #3: Nobody's Perfect. I'm As Close As It Gets. [NOOK Book]

Overview

Whatever you do, DON'T read Jamie Kelly's bestselling diaries!

The bestselling Dear Dumb Diary series is a hilarious hit! Now Jamie Kelly's diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. Dear Dumb Diary Year Two is still laugh-out-loud funny -- but everything is another year dumber!

As Jamie continues to grapple with middle school's Big Questions, she drops even more snarky ...
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Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #3: Nobody's Perfect. I'm As Close As It Gets.

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Overview

Whatever you do, DON'T read Jamie Kelly's bestselling diaries!

The bestselling Dear Dumb Diary series is a hilarious hit! Now Jamie Kelly's diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. Dear Dumb Diary Year Two is still laugh-out-loud funny -- but everything is another year dumber!

As Jamie continues to grapple with middle school's Big Questions, she drops even more snarky gems of wisdom like, "Everybody knows that the more you love somebody, the less you try to look nice for them," and "People don't appreciate how much willpower it takes to do the wrong thing."

(But Jamie STILL has no idea that anybody is reading her diary. So please, please, please don't tell her.)
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From the Publisher

Praise for DEAR DUMB DIARY:

"Benton is a genius at expressing a believable preteen girl worldview without silly vernacular or dumbing down to his audience." --KidsReads.com

"Benton has a gift for writing Jamie's voice exactly like the girl you'd want sitting next to you in class, whispering terrible comments." --Kids Books Central

Children's Literature - Mary Thompson
Jamie Kelly relates her adventures and misadventures at Mackerel Middle School in a series of daily diary entries. Now in year two, Jamie, on a visit to the principal—her uncle—discovers to her horror that she must sign up for some extracurricular activities which will improve her permanent record. She recruits her best friend, Isabella, on a quest to secure their "perfect" futures. They soon notice a flaw in what they see as the whole permanent record scam. It seems you can join an activity and never go again and the permanent record will never know you quit. So they join the video game, cuisine, camera, running, dancing, soccer, and agriculture clubs, and with Angeline's help create a few clubs of their own. The author has the unique talent of seeing directly into the mind of a pre-teen girl. The illustrations and Jami's snarky comments and insightful revelations are spot on. This is a laugh-out-loud series which will thrill kids and is guaranteed to make adults smile at their own childhood memories. Part of the "Dear Dumb Diary" series. Reviewer: Mary Thompson
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780545510073
  • Publisher: Scholastic, Inc.
  • Publication date: 6/25/2013
  • Series: Dear Dumb Diary Year Two , #3
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 160
  • Sales rank: 39,617
  • Age range: 8 - 12 Years
  • File size: 35 MB
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Meet the Author


Jim Benton is a New York Times bestselling author and the creator of many licensed properties, including the hugely successful It's Happy Bunny. He's created a kids' TV series, designed clothing, and written books, such as the Franny K. Stein series and the bestselling Dear Dumb Diary series. Jim lives in Bloomfield, Michigan with his spectacular wife and kids. Visit him online at www.jimbenton.com and on Twitter at @JimBenton.
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Customer Reviews

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 21, 2012

    LOVE THIS BOOK SERIES

    I am so happy they now have atleest one of the books in this series. If you love books from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series and the Dork Diaries books you will probably love this book to. That is if you are a girl.

    52 out of 65 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 25, 2012

    I totally recomend this book to everyone else !

    This book is a pre-order , so i have to wait. I have read most of the other books and they are really funny. I think most other girls will enjoy this . Just post if you like it to let me know that you read this.

    41 out of 52 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 23, 2012

    So good book this is a must read

    I like how jim benton used spectacylar words that make his story come to life

    19 out of 35 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 21, 2013

    I haven't read this book but I'm gonna buy it; I read the rest o

    I haven't read this book but I'm gonna buy it; I read the rest of the series and it's super funny, even better than diary of a Wimpy Kid. The pictures are awesome! You have not fully enjoyed LIFE until you've read these books!

    15 out of 21 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 26, 2013

    Wow

    Sooooooooolooooooooooooooooooo cool im in love

    14 out of 21 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 11, 2013

    Great book

    I have this book at my house and I've read its a great story especialy if your 8-16

    11 out of 18 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 8, 2013

    I love this series but,,,,,,,,)

    I bought this book and it wouldnt open for me it still wont i had to get it on paperback but when i read it i thought it was great

    6 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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    Posted January 1, 2013

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 8, 2013

    Ananomous

    This was very good and i lov these books i llove it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 31, 2013

    ke$ha

    if you lile diary of a eimpy kid than you will love thissssssssssss by the way if you are a boy and you read it than your GAY i am a girl

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 22, 2013

    Love it

    I love this series it is lol funny

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 22, 2014

    So cool!!!!!!!

    Havent read this book still need to buy it looks so funny!!! I have read a different book and that was funny so i started to stick with these books. I cant wait to buy this book!!!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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