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Spam How in the world did people dream up half this stuff? And who in the world was crazy enough to buy it? Rita held down the Delete key and shook her head. She had no intention of buying cheap aphrodisiacs online, had no cellulite to speak of and was quite happy with the extra eight pounds or so she carried around on her five-foot-six-inch frame. After all, on the scale of the universe, what was an extra eight pounds?
But spammers certainly made life difficult, especially when her job involved spending hours online each day. People out there relied on her, women who were hurting and confused, who needed her help. Clearing junk mail took longer and longer every day, and when you worked freelance, time was money.
She settled into her Starbucks seat, glad that she had come early enough to bag her favorite, a comfy, funky one near the window, and slurped on her thick, aromatic White Chocolate Mocha. Rita knew her frailties, and coffee was one of them. She could start the day without food. She could start the day without air, if it came to that. But caffeine? Noooo.
She patted her mocha mustache with a napkin and got down to work. A dozen e-mails down, she found a likely prospect.
My husband and I share a computer. Last night I was surfing the Net whenI began to type in the address of a Web site I wanted. Guess what? The Auto-complete feature was on, and before I could finish typing, another address popped up. It was a singles Web site specializing in girls under thirty. My husband is fifty-two, and we've been married twenty-nine years. Rita, I'm devastated. My husband's registration dates back almost a year, and he's been using another name, claiming that he's only forty-one, and single.
What do I do?
Is it just a phase? Hopeful
What do you do? Try to figure out his password (it usually isn't all that hard), go into his account with the Web site and cancel it. Then look through his History, dig around in his cookies and Temporary Internet Files, and try to find out where else he's been. If he has memberships in any other sites, cancel those. Then sit back and wait.
Next time he tries to access the site, he'll know you know. The measure of the man is what he does next. Either he'll stay quiet, in which case he's a coward as well as a cheat, or he'll 'fess up, in which case he's honest—for a stinking cheat, that is.
Either way, any man who passes himself off as being ten years younger just to chase women has issues. Is it a phase? Probably. Should you sit back and accept it? No. Either thrash it out before he gets lost in cyberspace, or toss him in the Recycle Bin. Your choice. But I've got to tell you, honey, in your shoes, I'd cut the stinker loose and go find a Web site that specializes in men under thirty Rita
Rita took another swig of coffee and sighed. Every day she was confronted with the pain of other women's love lives. They claimed they were coming to her for advice, for her to steer them in the right direction, but most of them knew, deep down in their hearts, what to do. What they were coming to her for, more than anything else, was a sympathetic ear.
And that was why she loved the Dear Rita job. Niobe, a glossy, chatty magazine for women, came out in hard copy monthly. With a wide ethnic base and a decent print run, it was chock-full of everything a women's magazine should have: fashion, makeup, financial advice, contests and giveaways and an advice column. Her advice column.
Even better, her column ran weekly in the online version of Niobe, creating four times the income for her, and four times the chances to provide a sympathetic ear for sisters in need. It didn't get much better than that.
She opened up another e-mail.
Holler at ya Rita girl!
Big-ups on your column! You're a hoot! I have to ask you something. I'm seventeen and still in High School. I've been going with a college junior for five months, and he is totally phat!!;-) I'm a virgin and I want to save myself for marriage. (Don't laugh, my Grandma is a preacher and she'd kill me!) He says he understands.
Thing is, he's been having sex with other girls. He told me so himself. Not a whole lot. Only once a week or so. He says he loves me and all, but he's a grown man and has needs.
My girlfriends say he's a dawg and he could get me sick and I should kick him to the curb, but I love him so awful much, and plus he is so, so cute!! ;-)!
What d'you think?
Desperately in Love,
Rita tapped out an answer, wishing she could thump the girl on the head while she was doing so.
I think your friends are right.
She hoped the silly little girl took the hint, but she wasn't banking on it. What was it with these young women nowadays? Why were they in such a hurry? Was there no more room in the world for friendship rings and promise pins, she groused to herself, feeling a good sixty years older than the twenty-seven she really was.
From deep in the recesses of her coat pocket, her cell phone rang. She fumbled, trying to fish it out, and dropped it on the floor. It survived, but by the time she retrieved it, it had stopped ringing. She recognized the number at once. Beatrix.
She took a few deep breaths. The right thing to do would be to call her mother back. But the idea of it brought a twinge of anxiety to the pit of her stomach. She hadn't spoken to her mother in, what, a week, maybe two?
She could ignore the call, at least for a day or so, and then plead deadlines, but that would be a bug-eating lie. She was on top of her deadlines for the time being, and it wasn't as though her social calendar was all penciled in. Besides, the daughter's rulebook said that a mother's call had to be returned, even if it amounted to buying an economy-sized bag of trouble at the discount store. She hit Recall.
Her mother picked up. "Rita! Sweetheart! Are you all right?"
"I'm fine. I just—"
"Glad to hear it. I thought you'd fallen off the edge of the Earth. And you didn't take my call just now! Did I catch you at a bad time?"
"No, I was—"
"Sure I'm not interrupting anything?"
"No, Mom, I was just—"
"Bea," her mother corrected her automatically. If there was one thing Beatrix hated, it was being called Mom. It made her feel old. She'd been discouraging Rita from doing that since she was fourteen.
Rita started over contritely. "No, Bea, you weren't interrupting anything. I'm in the coffee shop, actually."
"With someone?" Beatrix sounded hopeful.
"No." Rita tried not to sound too sharp. It was just that whenever she and her mother—or her father, for that matter—talked, the conversation always swung around to Rita's rank among the unattached. Every time she asserted her loner status, the response was surprise and disappointment. Beatrix, especially, seemed to think that SantaAmata was a metropolitan version of Temptation Island, throbbing with sexy young singles just waiting to hook up. It was downright ridiculous. In spite of all evidence to the contrary, Beatrix remained hopeful that once, just once, Rita's story would be a little more titillating. She was like an older sister who sat up on a Saturday night waiting for her younger sister to come home from a date with the boy next door, hoping that the news would be juicy.
But neither of them was a teenager, and there was no boy next door, or high school sweetheart, or football hero, or break dancer or biker boy. As far as Rita was concerned, Beatrix needed to grow up.
"I hate to disappoint you, Bea, but I'm alone."
"Well, a coffee shop's not so bad. Lots of young businessmen fueling up on their way to work. Nice and creative ad execs. Pinstriped suits from Banker's Row. Yummy. You should start up a conversation with one or two. They're not as stuffy as you'd think, you know. Trust me." She could almost hear her mother wink.
"I'm writing," Rita answered pointedly. "It's how I get paid. I haven't got time to throw myself at strangers."
She thought she heard her mother mumble, "Might do you some good."
"Nothing, kiddo." Bea went quiet for a while, then sighed.
"Well, if ever you need—"
"No, thanks," Rita said hastily. She wasn't sure she wanted to know what Beatrix had on offer this time.
"Because, you know, speaking of writing "
Rita braced herself. Moving from her dismal, manless state to her abysmal writing was only the second verse in an all too familiar song.
"I read your column last week "
"And I was thinking "
"Bea," her mother answered impatiently. This time, Rita didn't correct herself.
Bea went on. "I was just thinking, you know, sweetheart, if you ever need a few pointers For example, what you said to Fidgety in Phoenix? Well, I don't agree with you. This poor woman was having serious sexual issues, and I don't think you took the right approach. You had the wrong perspective. Not that you probably could have had the right one, given the fact that you choose to live your life in cloisters."
"I do not," Rita managed. "And there's nothing wrong with what I said to Fidgety." Her throat was tightening up, and it was the kind of automatic response that even a swig of her favorite coffee couldn't fix. Being a relationship writer, seeking out the right words with which to say the right things, was enough of a challenge. Being a relationship writer, and living in the shadow of parents whose two blockbusters on sex and relationships had taken up permanent residence on every bestseller list in Christendom, and whose names were buzz words on the talk-show circuit, was a different story. Beatrix was a sexologist with a collection of erotic art that made her cocktail parties a hit. Her father was an anthropologist whose doctoral thesis on the primal nature of human sexuality was still one of the most requested documents in half the universities on the East Coast. As proud as she was of them, it didn't cheer her up to know they scrutinized every word she wrote.
Beatrix was undeterred. "Feel free to run your column by me next time. It wouldn't be a problem. Torrance and I—" Torrance was her father. He insisted that Rita call him by his first name, too "—we'd be happy to help. And by the way, when're we seeing you? We're home for a whole week. After that, ah "
Rita jumped on the small conversational bone. "You're off again?"
"As usual. No rest for the wicked." Beatrix laughed. "We've got a whole week of signings in the southwest. Three or four radio programs, couple of TV spots. Most of them cable," she added dismissively. "But we are looking forward to being back in Vegas again. You know how much your father loves the cabaret. He finds it inspiring."
Ick, Rita thought. Here it comes . "Last time we hit the clubs, your father ordered champagne and strawberries up to our suite the minute we got back. I don't have to tell you, most of the champagne wound up in the hot tub—"
"Mom!" Rita pleaded. Beatrix relished regaling strangers with stories about her erotic adventures with her husband, but it wasn't the kind of thing a daughter needed to hear about her father. Why couldn't she just have a mother who played mahjongg and a father who liked golf?
"All right," Bea gave in. "Have it your way. Wouldn't want to traumatize you. But that offer still stands, okay?"
"Okay, Bea. Thank you. I will," Rita promised, scanning the sky for flying pigs. "But I really have to go. I've got a deadline."
"Say no more, I read you loud and clear. I'm hanging up, okay? But I'm aching to set eyes on you. Don't forget we live in the same town, all right?"
Rita smiled. "All right. I'll see you soon. Maybe over the weekend."
"Looking forward to it. Love you, baby." And before Rita could return her mother's air kisses, the line went dead.
The conversation left her feeling as though she'd done two rounds in the ring with Tyson. Rita slumped forward, resting her forehead on the cool tabletop, and took several deep breaths. Ah, parents. Couldn't live with 'em .
But there was work to be done. She went back to her e-mails. Junk more junk and then the next few messages in her In-box made Rita pause and frown. There were five e-mails, all coming from the same address, all sent within the space of three minutes, sometime yesterday. The first thing that came to her mind was that they were more of the much loathed spam, but something stopped her before she could wipe them off her screen. The subject lines of all the messages were identical: Dear, dear, dear Rita. That was puzzling. Spammers didn't yet have the ability to identify each of their targets individually. That technology just did not exist did it?
Cautiously, she opened the first message.
Bet you think you're real smart. A.F.
Rita pursed her lips. A lot of her mail came from readers, rather than people with questions. Fan mail. Some were complimentary, even fawning. Some were from men wanting to date her. A lot of it came from men in prison—all wrongfully convicted, of course—who swore they had nothing but love and respect for their "strong Nubian sister."
But not all of it was that good. Frustrated individuals, readers offended by a column or bored Web surfers looking to start a flame war—she'd had to deal with them all.
She moved to delete the other four, assuming they'd be more of same, but stopped in mid-action, morbidly curious to see what else this person had to say. She opened up another. I bet you think you're all that.
Someone needed to lighten up. Resisting the other three e-mails was impossible; she opened them all up at the same time. Don't you? read the third, and the fourth, in bold caps, DON'T YOU???
Unease replaced amusement. She opened the final message with a mixture of curiosity and apprehension. It was cryptic—and a little too threatening for comfort.
Are you afraid of heights?
Rita felt her skin crawl. If this was a joke, it wasn't funny. She took another look at the e-mail address, but it was simply A.F., the same as the writer's signoff, coming from one of those generic mail hosting Web sites that everyone used when they preferred to keep their regular one private. She had one herself. That wasn't much help.
She hit the Delete key a little harder than necessary, sending the offending messages into the ether, and leaned back in her chair. This called for another chug of coffee. She lifted her cup, but it was empty. She left her possessions where they were. After all, she'd been a regular here for years. It wasn't as if she thought anyone would touch her stuff for the few seconds it took to go to the counter and back. She ordered another coffee, keeping it simple this time. Plain, with the tiniest squirt of hazelnut in deference to the aforementioned, lamentable eight extra pounds. She went back to her table, sat and downed half the steaming cup before returning her attention to the glowing screen before her.
A new e-mail had come in.
It was from A.F.
Even the coffee wasn't enough to keep the chill out of her blood. She opened it at once, and stared at the unblinking words before her. How's the coffee?
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Posted September 25, 2009
Dear Rita is the second novel I've read by Simona Taylor...it's just an OKAY read...the characters ran HOT & COLD for me...sometimes I enjoyed them...other times they are quite annoying...and I usually LOVE the whole virgin heroine theme in novels...however, I didn't care for the way Dorian and Rita's first intimate encounter played out...it was DEFINITELY different...but it didn't work for me...just NOT at all what I expected...and the wrap up of the whole mystery "stalker" scenario is a bit disappointing.Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.
Posted May 27, 2009
Wow what a great love story. This the first time reading a romance novel from this author. Simona Taylor did a great job!!! You will enjoy this love story between Rita and Damien. It has romance, suspense and little bit of humor. I'm not going to go into details, but I assure you you will enjoy this book. Thumbs up Ms. Taylor!!!Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.
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