Death by Pantyhose (Jaine Austen Series #6)

( 23 )


Freelance writer Jaine Austen is back! This time around she's writing jokes for a female comic in order to make a buck. But when the comic's male rival is found dead, strangled by a pair of pantyhose, and Jaine's client is arrested, it's once again up to her to figure out whodunit.

Jaine Austen has never been able to resist the siren call of an Eskimo Pie, just like she can't resist renewing her romance with Andrew, an old crush. With her bank account hitting new lows, she's ...

See more details below
Paperback (Mass Market Paperback)
$7.99 price

Pick Up In Store

Reserve and pick up in 60 minutes at your local store

Other sellers (Paperback)
  • All (14) from $1.99   
  • New (9) from $4.37   
  • Used (5) from $1.99   
Death by Pantyhose (Jaine Austen Series #6)

Available on NOOK devices and apps  
  • NOOK Devices
  • Samsung Galaxy Tab 4 NOOK
  • NOOK HD/HD+ Tablet
  • NOOK
  • NOOK Color
  • NOOK Tablet
  • Tablet/Phone
  • NOOK for Windows 8 Tablet
  • NOOK for iOS
  • NOOK for Android
  • NOOK Kids for iPad
  • PC/Mac
  • NOOK for Windows 8
  • NOOK for PC
  • NOOK for Mac
  • NOOK for Web

Want a NOOK? Explore Now

NOOK Book (eBook)
$6.49 price
(Save 7%)$6.99 List Price


Freelance writer Jaine Austen is back! This time around she's writing jokes for a female comic in order to make a buck. But when the comic's male rival is found dead, strangled by a pair of pantyhose, and Jaine's client is arrested, it's once again up to her to figure out whodunit.

Jaine Austen has never been able to resist the siren call of an Eskimo Pie, just like she can't resist renewing her romance with Andrew, an old crush. With her bank account hitting new lows, she's also just agreed to write jokes for Dorcas, a stand-up comic who throws her pantyhose into the audience as a punch line.

Not only is Dorcas's act a bomb, she is heckled by Vic, a gorgeous fellow comic who is equally good on stage and in the sack. Unfortunately Vic loves performing in both venues. He gets in bed with a sexy waitress, a pretty new lover, and a sweet girlfriend while professing his undying love for each. Worse, he is two-timing his aging agent. Pretty soon Vic has an enemy's list a mile long, and when he needles Dorcas one time too many, she assaults him at a club's open-mike night.

Naturally when Vic is murdered with Dorcas's pantyhose and that same Dorcas is standing over his dead body, the police arrest...Dorcas. They figure it's an open-and-shut case although Jaine figures no killer can be that dumb-even Dorcas. But when Jaine sets out to find the real culprit, she is distracted by one dating disaster after another with Andrew-and she may not see the dark side of comedy until she faces the business end of a gun and a cold, deadly grin...

Read More Show Less

Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly

At the outset of Levine's fun sixth Jaine Austen cozy (after 2006's The PMS Murder), the L.A. freelance writer takes a low-paying gig writing jokes for Dorcas MacKenzie, a standup comic who uses pantyhose in her act. When Dorcas's comic archrival Vic is found dead—strangled by, you guessed it, a pair of control-top hose—Jaine determines to clear her new client's name. Vic was a sleazeball survived by plenty of enemies–cum–likely suspects, including his jilted girlfriend, Allison; the waitress he was bonking on the side; his writer, Hank; and his discarded agent, Manny. Parental e-mails, tangles with a potential beau and cuddling with her cat, Prozac, distract Jaine from the mystery, but the digressions also humanize the protagonist. Jaine's dogged sleuthing and screwball antics will entertain fans of this fizzy series. (June)

Copyright 2007 Reed Business Information
Read More Show Less

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781617730511
  • Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corporation
  • Publication date: 12/3/2013
  • Series: Jaine Austen Series , #6
  • Format: Mass Market Paperback
  • Pages: 304
  • Sales rank: 217,511
  • Product dimensions: 4.10 (w) x 6.70 (h) x 1.00 (d)

Meet the Author

Laura Levine is a comedy writer whose television credits include The Bob Newhart Show, Laverne & Shirley, The Love Boat, The Jeffersons, Three's Company, and Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman. Her work has been published in The Washington Post and The Los Angeles Times. She lives with her husband in Los Angeles, and is currently working on the next Jaine Austen mystery.
Read More Show Less

Read an Excerpt

Death by Pantyhose

A Jaine Austen Mystery
By Laura Levine


Copyright © 2007 Laura Levine
All right reserved.

ISBN: 978-0-7582-0785-2

Chapter One

Ever have one of those days where everything seems to go your way, where the gods smile on your every move and good luck follows you around like an eager puppy?

Neither have I.

No matter how great things start out in my life, sooner or later something is guaranteed to hit the fan.

Take the day the whole pantyhose mess began. It started out smoothly enough. My cat, Prozac, waited until the civilized hour of 8 A.M. before swan diving on my chest to wake me up.

"Morning, pumpkin," I murmured, as she nuzzled her furry head under my chin.

She looked at me with big green eyes that seemed to say, You're my favorite human in all the world. (Well, not exactly. What they really seemed to say was, When do we eat? But I knew deep down, she loved me.)

When I looked out the window, I was happy to see that the early morning fog that hovers over L.A. for months on end had finally taken a powder. The sun was back in action, shining its little heart out.

Things got even better when I discovered a free sample of Honey Nutty Raisin Bits with my morning newspaper, which meant I didn't have to nuke one of the petrified Pop-Tarts in my freezer for breakfast.

After feeding Prozac a bowl of MoistMackerel Guts and inhaling my Honey Nutty Raisin Bits straight from the box, I did the crossword puzzle (with nary a trip to the dictionary) and spent the rest of the morning polishing my resume for an upcoming job interview. And not just any job interview. I, Jaine Austen, a gal who normally writes toilet bowl ads for a living, had a meeting lined up that very morning at Rubin-McCormick, one of L.A.'s hottest ad agencies.

And so it was with a spring in my step and Honey Nutty Raisin Bits on my breath that I headed off to the bedroom to get dressed for my interview. I took out my one and only Prada suit from my closet, pristine clean in its dry-cleaning bag. No unsightly ketchup stains ambushed me at the last minute, like they usually do. I checked my one and only pair of Manolo Blahnik shoes. Not a scuff mark in sight. I checked my hair in the mirror. No crazy cowlicks or brillo patches in my natural curls. Like I said, the gods were smiling on me.

And that's when I saw it: a zit on my chin the size of a small Aleutian island.

Now I've got nothing against the Aleutian Islands. I'm sure they're quite scenic. But not on my chin, s'il vous plaît.

I was surveying the disaster in the mirror when the phone rang. I let the machine get it.

Hi! A woman's eager voice came on the line. I saw your ad in the Yellow Pages, and I'm calling to see if you write comedy material. I'm a stand-up comic, and everyone says I'm hilarious.

Uh-oh. My Bad Job Antenna sprang into action. People who say they're hilarious are usually about as funny as leftover meatloaf.

I need someone to write some new jokes for my act. Your ad said your rates were reasonable. I sure hope so. I was thinking maybe five bucks a joke. Six or seven if they're really funny.

Five bucks a joke? Was she kidding? Court jesters were making more than that in the Middle Ages.

Give me a call if you're interested. My name is Dorcas. Oh, and by the way, you can catch my act at the Laff Palace on open-mike nights. I'm the one who throws my pantyhose into the audience.

Did I hear right? Did she actually say she threw her pantyhose into the audience? Sounded more like a stripper than a comic to me.

Needless to say, I didn't write down her number. In the first place, I wasn't really a comedy writer. And in the second place, even if I was a comedy writer, the last thing I wanted to do was write jokes for a pantyhose-tossing comic. And in the third and most important place, for once in my life, I wasn't desperate for money.

Yes, for the past several months, my computer had been practically ablaze with writing assignments: I'd done a freelance piece for the L.A. Times on 24-hour Botox Centers. A new brochure for Mel's Mufflers (Our Business Is Exhausting). And to top it off, I'd just finished an extensive ad campaign for my biggest client, Toiletmasters Plumbers, introducing their newest product, an extra large toilet bowl called Big John. All of which meant I had actual funds in my checking account.

What's more, if my job interview today went well, I'd be bringing home big bucks from the Rubin-McCormick ad agency. I'd answered their ad for a freelance writer, and much to my surprise Stan McCormick himself had called me to set up an appointment. Who knows? Maybe he'd seen my botox piece in the L.A. Times. Or maybe he was the proud owner of a Big John. I didn't care why he wanted to see me; all I knew was that I had a shot at a job at one of L.A.'s premiere ad agencies.

Which was why that zit on my chin was so annoying. But with diligent effort (and enough concealer to caulk a bathtub), I eventually managed to camouflage it.

After I finished dressing, I surveyed myself in the mirror. If I do say so myself, I looked nifty. My Prada suit pared inches from my hips (which needed all the paring they could get). My Manolos gave me three extra statuesque inches. And my frizz-free hair was a veritable shinefest.

I headed out to the living room, where I found Prozac draped over the back of the sofa.

"Wish me luck, Pro," I said, as I bent down to kiss her good-bye.

She yawned in my face, blasting me with mackerel breath.

Hurry back. I may want a snack.

"I love you, too, dollface."

Then I headed outside to my Corolla, where the birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and the grass was growing greener by the minute.

Nothing, I thought, could possibly go wrong on such a spectacular day.

I'm sure the gods had a hearty chuckle over that one.

Chapter Two

The Rubin-McCormick Agency was headquartered in a high-rent business complex in Santa Monica, a gleaming Mediterranean extravaganza with swaying palm trees and waterfalls out front. If you didn't know it was an office building, you'd swear you were at a Ritz-Carlton. I drove past the waterfalls to the impeccably landscaped parking lot, thrilled to have landed an interview in such august surroundings.

The lobby was deserted when I got there. It was nearly eleven, that quiet time before the lunch rush, and I had the place all to myself. I rang for the elevator and started rehearsing my opening greeting.

"Hello, Mr. McCormick," I said to the elevator doors. "I'm Jaine Austen."

Nah. Maybe "Mr." was too formal. These ad agencies were hip, happening places.

"Hey, Stan. Jaine here."

No, no, no! That was way too familiar. I wanted to be his writer, not his golf buddy.

"A pleasure to meet you, Mr. McCormick," I tried. "I'm Jaine Austen."

Suddenly a voice came out of nowhere.

"A pleasure to meet you, too, Ms. Austen."

I whirled around and saw a tall guy in his late forties, graying at the temples, in khakis and a cashmere blazer. He wore tinted aviator glasses and carried an attaché case that cost more than my Corolla.

Dear Lord, I prayed. Please don't let him be Stan McCormick.

He smiled a craggy suntanned smile.

"Hi. I'm Stan McCormick."

Great. My would-be employer saw me talking to myself. Just the impression I was going for. The Recently Released Mental Patient Look.

The elevator, which had taken its sweet time showing up, finally dinged open, and we both got on.

"This is so embarrassing," I said. "Not exactly the way I was hoping to start my interview."

"Interview?" He blinked, puzzled.

"I have an appointment to meet with you at eleven this morning."

He still looked puzzled.

"I answered your ad for a freelance writer. Remember?"

"Damn," he said, slapping his forehead with his open palm. "Now look who's embarrassed. I forgot all about it. Completely slipped my mind. I've been down in Newport all morning with a client."

The elevator doors opened onto the Rubin-McCormick reception area, a stark white expanse with nothing on the walls except the Rubin-McCormick logo. A cool, blond receptionist fielded phone calls behind a wraparound desk.

"Actually," he said, waving to the receptionist, "I'm starving. How about I take you to Westwood Gardens and we have our interview over an early lunch?"

My spirits perked up. Lunch-along with breakfast, dinner, and brunch-happens to be one of my favorite meals. What's more, he was taking me to Westwood Gardens, one of the best restaurants in town.

"Sounds wonderful," I said, as we started back down to the lobby.

"Mind if we take your car?" he asked. "I just dropped mine off with the valets to be detailed."

Drat. I'd sweated bullets putting together my Prada-Manolo Blahnik ensemble, hoping to pass myself off as an A-list writer. What would he think when he saw my geriatric Corolla, littered with McDonald's ketchup packets?

"I don't mind," I lied. "Not at all."

We headed over to my dusty Corolla, which I saw, to my dismay, was sporting a big white blob on the windshield, a love note from a bird with a serious gastrointestinal disorder.

"Excuse my car," I said, as we got in. "I'm afraid it's a mess."

"No, no. It's fine," he said, plucking an Almond Joy wrapper from the passenger seat before he sat down.

I gritted my teeth in annoyance. Why the heck hadn't I washed the car before the interview?

I turned on my new state-of-the-art stereo system, a gift I'd bought myself with my Big John earnings, hoping Stan would be so impressed with the quality of the sound, he wouldn't notice the Big Gulp Slurpee cup at his feet.

And he did seem impressed.

"Great speakers," he said, "for such a crummy car." Okay, so he didn't say the part about the crummy car, but it had to have been on his mind.

It was a short drive to Westwood Gardens, most of which we spent making small talk and staring at the bird poop on the windshield.

I pulled up to the restaurant and handed the Corolla over to a valet. Normally I'd circle the block seventeen times looking for a parking space before springing for a valet, but I didn't want to seem like a piker, especially when Stan said, "Don't worry about the valet, Jaine. I'll take care of him."

I handed my keys to the valet and we headed inside.

Westwood Gardens is an upscale eaterie with exposed brick walls, flagstone floors, and rustic wrought-iron furniture. Very "My Year in Provence." A reed-thin hostess/actress seated us at a cozy table for two by the window, overlooking the bustling Westwood street scene. Sizing up Stan as someone who could possibly give her a part in a play/movie/commercial, she shot him a dazzling smile and drifted off.

"So," Stan said, after we'd looked through our menus, "what looks good to you?"

Now this was a tricky question. What looked good to me was the steak sandwich with onion rings and thick-cut fries. But I couldn't possibly allow myself to order it. I had an image to uphold. Women in Prada and Manolos simply do not order dishes that come with ketchup and A1 sauce. Women in Prada and Manolos order dainty salads made of arugula and endive and other stuff I usually don't touch with a ten-foot fork.

"I'll have the chopped salad," I said, with a sigh.

"Is that all?" Stan asked. "I'm going to have the steak sandwich. It's fantastic. You really should get it, too."

"But it's an awful lot to eat," I demurred.

Yeah, right. If he could only see me alone in my apartment plowing my way through a pepperoni pizza.

"Oh, go on," he urged. "You only go round once, right?"

"Well, if you insist." I felt like throwing my arms around the guy and kissing him. "One steak sandwich it is."

At which point, a stunning actor/waiter sidled up to our table. Like the hostess, he shot Stan a high-wattage smile. Something about Stan simply radiated importance. I, on the other hand, in spite of my Prada and Manolos, wasn't fooling anybody. The gang here at the Gardens instinctively knew me for the poseur that I was.

"Hi, I'm Phineas," the waiter said, still beaming at Stan, "and I'll be your server today." He reeled off the list of Today's Specials with all the intensity of Hamlet yakking at Yorick's skull.

"We'll have two steak sandwiches," Stan said when he was through.

"Wonderful choice!" Phineas gushed.

"And how about we split a tiramisu for dessert?" Stan said to me.

Was this the boss from heaven, or what?

"Sounds great!"

Phineas whisked off to get our food, barely restraining himself from leaving a head shot and resume in Stan's lap.

"So," Stan said when he was gone, "tell me about yourself, Jaine."

I put on my tap shoes and launched into my usual spiel, telling him about the work I'd done for Toiletmasters (In a Rush to Flush? Call Toiletmasters!), Ackerman's Awnings (Just a Shade Better), and Tip Top Dry Cleaners (We Clean for You. We Press for You. We Even Dye for You.) I wished I had classier accounts to talk about, but Stan seemed interested.

After a while, Phineas showed up with our steak sandwiches. We devoured them with gusto, and afterwards, Stan looked through my book of writing samples. When he was finished, he shut the book and popped the last of his fries in his mouth.

"Frankly, Jaine, I was looking for someone with a bit more experience on national accounts."

My heart sank. Oh, well. I had to look on the bright side. At least I got a steak sandwich out of the deal.

"On the other hand," he said, grinning, "I like the way you write."

He liked the way I wrote! Maybe I had a shot at this gig, after all.

"So the job is yours if you want it."

"Oh, yes! I'd love it."

Then, just when I thought things couldn't get any more divine, Phineas showed up with what had to be the creamiest tiramisu this side of Tuscany.

"Perfect timing," Stan said. "Let's celebrate."

I picked up my fork and was just about to plunge it into the delectable confection when Stan asked, "Don't you want to know what the assignment is?"

"Oh, right. Sure. The assignment."

In my excitement over the tiramisu, it had sort of slipped my mind.

"It's a brand new product launch. I think you'll be perfect for it. I've got all the facts here in my attaché case."

He reached down to get his case and frowned.

"Damn. I must've left it in your car."

"I'll go get it," I said, shooting a wistful look at the tiramisu. I hated to leave it, but the man had just offered me a job, and the least I could do was get his attaché case.

"No," Stan said. "I'll go. You start on dessert."

Obviously he could see how much I was lusting after the tiramisu.

"Are you sure?" I asked.

"Of course. I'll be right back."

What a sweetie he was to give me first dibs on dessert. I gave him the parking ticket, and he headed for the door.

Once more, I gazed at the tiramisu in all its creamy glory. I debated about whether or not to take a bite. I really should wait until Stan got back. But he did tell me to go ahead and get started. I'd just have one teeny bite. And then we'd share the rest together.

I took a teeny bite. Okay, so it wasn't so teeny. It was a major forkful. Sheer heaven. I couldn't resist taking another. But that was it. No more. Absolutely not!

And I'm proud to say not a single morsel passed through my lips-not for three whole seconds. Then I broke down and had another bite. And another. And another. Until, to my horror, I saw that I'd eaten all but one biteful.

I was utterly ashamed of myself. What would Stan think? He'd probably take back the job offer. I'd given up a lucrative gig with Rubin-McCormick for a piece of tiramisu!

It was at that moment that I happened to glance out the window and saw the valet handing Stan the keys to my Corolla. That's funny. Stan was getting in on the driver's side of the car. Surely he'd left his attaché case on the passenger side.

It's a good thing my mouth wasn't full of tiramisu; otherwise I might have choked at what I saw next. Much to my amazement, Stan started the engine, gave a friendly wave to the valet, and drove off.

What on earth was he doing? And then it dawned on me.

Stan McCormick had just stolen my car!

Chapter Three

Of course, the man who stole my car wasn't really Stan McCormick. The man who stole my car, as the cops pointed out when they showed up at the restaurant, was an opportunistic car thief who'd pulled this let's-take-your-car-to-lunch scam many times before.

Like an idiot, I'd unwittingly given him all the information he needed. He'd overheard both my name and Stan's name while I was rehearsing in the lobby. And then, on the elevator, I'd told him I was a writer coming in for a job interview. I'd practically handed him my car keys.


Excerpted from Death by Pantyhose by Laura Levine Copyright © 2007 by Laura Levine. Excerpted by permission.
All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.
Excerpts are provided by Dial-A-Book Inc. solely for the personal use of visitors to this web site.

Read More Show Less

Customer Reviews

Average Rating 4.5
( 23 )
Rating Distribution

5 Star


4 Star


3 Star


2 Star


1 Star


Your Rating:

Your Name: Create a Pen Name or

Barnes & Review Rules

Our reader reviews allow you to share your comments on titles you liked, or didn't, with others. By submitting an online review, you are representing to Barnes & that all information contained in your review is original and accurate in all respects, and that the submission of such content by you and the posting of such content by Barnes & does not and will not violate the rights of any third party. Please follow the rules below to help ensure that your review can be posted.

Reviews by Our Customers Under the Age of 13

We highly value and respect everyone's opinion concerning the titles we offer. However, we cannot allow persons under the age of 13 to have accounts at or to post customer reviews. Please see our Terms of Use for more details.

What to exclude from your review:

Please do not write about reviews, commentary, or information posted on the product page. If you see any errors in the information on the product page, please send us an email.

Reviews should not contain any of the following:

  • - HTML tags, profanity, obscenities, vulgarities, or comments that defame anyone
  • - Time-sensitive information such as tour dates, signings, lectures, etc.
  • - Single-word reviews. Other people will read your review to discover why you liked or didn't like the title. Be descriptive.
  • - Comments focusing on the author or that may ruin the ending for others
  • - Phone numbers, addresses, URLs
  • - Pricing and availability information or alternative ordering information
  • - Advertisements or commercial solicitation


  • - By submitting a review, you grant to Barnes & and its sublicensees the royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable right and license to use the review in accordance with the Barnes & Terms of Use.
  • - Barnes & reserves the right not to post any review -- particularly those that do not follow the terms and conditions of these Rules. Barnes & also reserves the right to remove any review at any time without notice.
  • - See Terms of Use for other conditions and disclaimers.
Search for Products You'd Like to Recommend

Recommend other products that relate to your review. Just search for them below and share!

Create a Pen Name

Your Pen Name is your unique identity on It will appear on the reviews you write and other website activities. Your Pen Name cannot be edited, changed or deleted once submitted.

Your Pen Name can be any combination of alphanumeric characters (plus - and _), and must be at least two characters long.

Continue Anonymously
See All Sort by: Showing 1 – 20 of 23 Customer Reviews
  • Anonymous

    Posted August 17, 2008

    Pantyhose, Comedy and Murder

    Dorcas hires copywriter Jaine Austen to write stand-up comedy jokes for her act. Jaine soon finds that her feminist act isn't good and she throws pantyhose at the audience. But Jaine is desperate for work, so she sticks it out. She'd gone for an interview with a large ad agency. She ended up missing the interview because of mistaken identity and gets her Corolla stolen to boot. Vic, another comedian, is funny but very arrogant. Jaine dislikes how he humiliates Dorcas. Everyone is stunned when he introduces his new beautiful blonde agent and announces they're engaged, especially his current agent Manny and his girlfriend Allison. When Vic is found dead with pantyhose around his neck, Dorcas is the prime suspect. Since Jaine has done some investigating in the past, she sets out to find the killer. There seem to be quite a few people who wanted him dead, providing for plenty of twists and turns. Add in Andrew, Jaine's love, is in town for a short while, but Samantha, his ex-girlfriend at the bank is determined to keep them apart. Then there's always something going on with her parents. This series is so much fun. I really like Jaine. Her parents are a hoot. The author did a great job of creating Vic to be someone just about everyone would want dead. Made it difficult to figure out the identity of the killer before it was revealed. Great job! I highly recommend this great cozy series and this book in particular.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Anonymous

    Posted June 25, 2014


    Stood naked on the bed, ready to fuk any girl.

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Anonymous

    Posted June 25, 2014


    She comes in

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Posted April 25, 2014

    ¿More Enjoyable, Comical Adventures With Jaine¿ Has life in th

    “More Enjoyable, Comical Adventures With Jaine”

    Has life in this chaotic world got you down? Well, I highly suggest a trip into the wacky world of Jaine Austen. We join Jaine, strapped for cash and looking forward to a scheduled job interview with Stan McCormick of “Rubin-McCormick”, one of L.A.’s hottest ad agencies. While prepping herself for the interview, she receives a call from Comic, Dorcas MacKenzie, who wants Jaine to write some new comedic material, but, is only willing to pay a paltry sum. Jaine, figuring she’ll be accepted in a new position at “Rubin-McCormick”, declines. Jaine goes for the interview, only to meet Stan McCormick (Or is it?) outside the elevator. After pleasantries are exchanged and the supposed interview has been “Totally forgotten” on Mr. McCormick’s calendar, he invites her to lunch—and with luck only Jaine could have, her crusty Corolla is stolen and she is left, stranded, with the entire lunch check and loses her chance at the position with “Rubin-McCormick”. She ends up renting a wreck she nicknames “Wheezy” and out of desperation, calls Dorcas back and reluctantly takes the job. Jaine agrees to meet her at the “Laff Palace”, to watch her act, which happens to be a feminist, sociological comedy routine which includes ripping up her pantyhose and tossing the pieces to the audience at the conclusion. Who would ever imagine mouthy, crude comic Vic Cleveland would wind up strangled by a pair of Dorcas’ pantyhose? And who could hate him enough to do such a thing? Uh-oh--the list is long and Dorcas MacKenzie’s name is right on top. But did she do it? Jaine dons her sleuthing cap and is determined to find out who the killer is—but will she be placing herself in danger also? In the midst of her investigation, “Cute as a hound pup” Andrew Ferguson comes back into the picture from Stuttgart, Germany, and calls Jaine for a lunch date. Visions of orange blossoms and rice disappear when, (wait for the dramatic musical crescendo..) “Dah-Dah-Dahhhh”, the detested, too perfect witch, Samantha Weinstock appears on the scene. Your sides will ache with laughter at this hilarious, ongoing saga/mystery, complete with the goofy emails from Jaine’s Mom and Dad. Will Dad’s membership ever be reinstated? Will his vintage/”lucky” Hawaiian shirt be found? Jaine will always be the “Pin-up girl” for those of us who have been known to wear elastic-waist slacks and we love her for it. Prozac will always be Prozac, but you gotta love a cat who loves Cary Grant, don’t you? To all those Cozy lovers out there in readerdom, make room on your shelves for this one. As an added bonus, the Author has kindly included snippets of “Killing Bridezilla”, and “Killing Cupid”, so we can enjoy more of Jaine’s escapades. I can’t wait—bet you won’t be able to either!
    Nancy Narma

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Anonymous

    Posted January 31, 2014

    it' okay

    not as good as her past books.

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Posted January 25, 2013

    Love her series

    I love all of Laura Levine's Jaine Austen series. She has enough characters in her stories to keep you guessing until almost the end. Her self-depracating humor is oftentimes funny enough to laugh out loud. When Im finished with one book, I look forward to reading the next. Read them all!

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Posted November 2, 2012

    Run out and get

    Laugh out loud funny!!!!! Love this series!!!

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Anonymous

    Posted October 13, 2011

    Banal and unfunny.

    I can not believe the number of positive ratings for this fluff. I guess I should have looked at the books read but others that liked this. The only thing missing is recipes to make this the lowest common denominator in actual fiction.

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Posted July 14, 2011

    more from this reviewer

    Absolutely Hilarious! Good Read!

    This book was hilarious! I loved the fact that a pudgy girl can save the day and still find romance at the end.

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Posted June 24, 2011



    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Posted May 2, 2009

    more from this reviewer

    Reviewed for Midwest Book Review

    Freelance writer Jaine Austen's finances are looking pretty good until a con man, under the guise of a potential employer, takes her for a free lunch and her Toyota. Now Jaine has to come up with enough funds for a new car. Desperate for money, she reluctantly agrees to become a writer for feminist comedian Dorcas MacKenzie whose signature is cutting up a pair of pantyhose and throwing it at her audience. On and off stage, Dorcas is heckled by Vic, a mean-spirited comedian who can't keep his hands off the ladies. Luck seems to follow Vic around until the night he jeers Dorcas one too many times and Dorcas assaults him in front of a bar filled with people. Later that night, Vic's found strangled to death by a pair of pantyhose, leading to Dorcas's arrest. Jaine's on the case in a heartbeat, conducting her own investigation, trying to figure out who among the many suspects offed Vic.

    Jaine Austen is a fun character, a woman who can't resist fattening foods and her moody cat, Prozac. The emails from her parents (this time over a lucky shirt of her dad's) bump the humor bar even higher, and the characters Jaine contends with while doing her amateur sleuthing generate plenty of laughs.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Anonymous

    Posted August 26, 2007

    A reviewer

    Hilarious! I could not put this book down. Jaine Austen is someone you'd like to know, and the fixes she gets into will crack you up.

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Posted December 9, 2008

    more from this reviewer

    A humorous amateur sleuth mystery

    Freelance writer Jaine Austen is going through a dry spell and desperately needs a job. When stand up comic Dorcas in answer to Jaine¿s ad in the newspaper calls her up to see if she would write material for her, the near bankrupt author reluctantly agrees. The comic¿s trade signature is that she throws pantyhose into the audience at the end of her show.--------------- At their first meeting Jaine sees Vic, a comic who is really funny, heckling Dorcas from his seat at the deli where they all meet. He doesn¿t ease his harassment when Jaine goes to the Laff Palace to see Dorcas perform. Dorcas bombs but Vic is really funny thanks to his writer Hank. At the end of his act, Vic announces that he signed a network pilot deal with his new agent Reagan Dixon who he intends to marry. In that moment, there are three people who are furious with him including his agent who was with him from the very beginning, the woman he lives with, and the female he is having an affair with. Dorcas goes berserk and starts strangling him. She stops before she kills him but the next day Jaine sees in the news paper that Dorcas was arrested for killing Vic with a pair of her pantyhose and the police caught her standing over to body. Jaine doesn¿t believe Dorcas is the killer so she investigates starting with the three suspects who had reason to hate the victim.------------------------ Laura Levine pens a humorous amateur sleuth mystery that is enjoyable and entertaining, the perfect beach read. The heroine endears herself to her audience with her conversations with her cat Prozac, her e-mails from her parents and her asides to the readers. Though her reasons for sleuthing seems like ripped nylons, this fast paced tale with colorful and eccentric characters, including the heroine and an abundance of suspects with viable motives come together to make DEATH BY PANTY HOSE a wonderful reading experience.----------------- Harriet Klausner

    0 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Anonymous

    Posted October 27, 2008

    No text was provided for this review.

  • Anonymous

    Posted March 9, 2012

    No text was provided for this review.

  • Anonymous

    Posted March 27, 2009

    No text was provided for this review.

  • Anonymous

    Posted March 14, 2012

    No text was provided for this review.

  • Anonymous

    Posted September 12, 2011

    No text was provided for this review.

  • Anonymous

    Posted March 22, 2009

    No text was provided for this review.

  • Anonymous

    Posted April 22, 2012

    No text was provided for this review.

See All Sort by: Showing 1 – 20 of 23 Customer Reviews

If you find inappropriate content, please report it to Barnes & Noble
Why is this product inappropriate?
Comments (optional)