Death's Daughter (Calliope Reaper-Jones Series #1)

Death's Daughter (Calliope Reaper-Jones Series #1)

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by Amber Benson
     
 

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Buffy fans will go wild!

SHE WAS TARA ON BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER.

Now she’s the author of Ace’s hottest new series— killer novels featuring Calliope Reaper-Jones, who doesn’t want to be daddy’s little girl anymore...

View our feature on Amber Benson’s Death's Daughter.

Calliope Reaper-Jones so just

Overview

Buffy fans will go wild!

SHE WAS TARA ON BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER.

Now she’s the author of Ace’s hottest new series— killer novels featuring Calliope Reaper-Jones, who doesn’t want to be daddy’s little girl anymore...

View our feature on Amber Benson’s Death's Daughter.

Calliope Reaper-Jones so just wanted a normal life: buying designer shoes on sale, dating guys from Craig’s List, web-surfing for organic dim-sum for her boss...

But when her father—who happens to be Death himself—is kidnapped, and the Devil’s Protege embarks on a hostile takeover of the family business, Death, Inc., Callie returns home to assume the CEO mantle— only to discover she must complete three nearly impossible tasks in the realm of the afterlife first.

Editorial Reviews

VOYA - Sherrie Williams
Calliope Reaper-Jones is toiling away as a corporate assistant when things begin to unravel in a major way. She encounters a faun in the restroom at work that forces her to remember her true identity. In a quest to live a normal life, Calliope uses a Forgetting Charm to help her lose all memory that her father is the Grim Reaper. He has been kidnapped, and she takes over the reins of Death, Incorporated, to save him. To prove her worthiness as the new CEO, she must retrieve three magical items from Hell. Adding to the challenge, the stunningly attractive "Devil's protege" also seeks the job. Calliope descends into Hell on her quest, meeting a dizzying assortment of creatures from various religions and mythologies. This first solo novel by Buffy the Vampire Slayer actress Benson reads like an R-rated mash up of The Devil Wears Prada and the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series. The author mixes contemporary humor with elements of mythology for excellent comedic effect. With this first book in a projected series, as often happens in series starters, the exposition bogs down the plot at times. Calliope seems to meander around the landscape of Hell endlessly, in a variety of forms. Despite this flaw, fans of urban fantasy (and of Buffy) will likely find it enjoyable to join a new, flawed (whiny and spoiled but genuinely growing throughout the book) heroine on her quest. Reviewer: Sherrie Williams
Library Journal

Calliope Reaper-Jones leads a normal life as a New York City working girl until her father is kidnapped and she has to take his place. As her father is the Grim Reaper, Calliope has to become the personification of death-or die trying. Benson, a former cast member of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and coauthor (with Christopher Golden) of the "Ghosts of Albion" series, launches an urban fantasy series featuring a heroine whose macabre humor fits perfectly with her circumstances. Sure to appeal to fans of Tanya Huff's "Vicky Nelson" series and Charles de Lint's urban fantasies.


—Jackie Cassada

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780441016945
Publisher:
Penguin Publishing Group
Publication date:
02/24/2009
Series:
Calliope Reaper-Jones Series , #1
Edition description:
Original
Pages:
368
Sales rank:
387,447
Product dimensions:
4.10(w) x 6.70(h) x 1.20(d)
Age Range:
18 Years

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Table of Contents

Title Page

Copyright Page

Dedication

Acknowledgements

 

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epilogue

 

NICE DOGGIE . . .

Cerberus turned its Snarly head, and the giant, jaundiced eye unblinkingly trained itself on my frozen form. The dog’s eye narrowed, and I knew without anyone saying anything out loud that I was only one slo-mo minute from getting digested.

The other two heads stopped their obsessive licking and raised themselves in line with Snarly head. They didn’t look nearly as mean as Snarly, but as I watched, something much worse began to register in their eyes: excitement. The big hellhound’s tail started thumping more quickly against the gate.

Then, without warning, Snarly head swooped forward, teeth bared, giant eyeball trained in one direction . . . mine. Frozen in shock, I could do nothing but stare as Cerberus, the guardian of the North Gate to Hell, prepared to make me its lunch . . .

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DEATH’S DAUGHTER

 

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For the two special men in my life:
Dad and Adam

Acknowledgments

There are three people integral to the creation of this book: my awesome literary manager, Brendan Deneen; my equally fantastic editor, Ginjer Buchanan; and the man who started it all, my frequent collaborator and good friend Christopher Golden. Without their encouragement and support, Calliope Reaper-Jones would never have seen the light of day. I also want to send a shout-out to the singersongwriter Angela Correa, whose album Correatown furnished the sound track for the writing of this book.

one

My name is Calliope Reaper-Jones, and I think I’m losing my mind.

 

Okay, maybe I was being a touch melodramatic. I wasn’t completely losing my mind, but things were definitely getting a little screwy in my neck of the woods.

It was like the universe couldn’t help itself. It had to mess with you every once in a while—you know, just to make sure you were paying attention. I guess it reasoned that since we were all so busy being anal little worker ants, its job was to step in occasionally and shatter whatever carefully constructed illusions of normalcy we had created for ourselves.

Just to shake things up a little . . . for our sakes, of course.

Because, unlike us, the universe knew that illusions were just that: illusionary—and they could be destroyed with one well-placed roundhouse kick.

my kick in the pants came last Saturday: the day of my most recent blind date.

My next-door neighbor, Patience, had decided she was sick and tired of my sad ass feeling all sorry for itself—her words, not mine, but the sentiment was definitely correct. I mean, I hadn’t had a real date in, well . . . It was so pathetic an expanse of time that I didn’t even want to talk about it.

You see, my not-so “dream job” job had totally precluded me from having any kind of social life. Period. I spent all week working my butt off, so that when Saturday finally did roll around, I was too dead to the world to enjoy it. Plus which, my few pathetic attempts to “hook up” through craigslist were just that—pathetic.

I usually ended up in zombie mode until Sunday when—somehow mildly recharged—I’d get up, do my laundry, run a few necessary errands, then meet some girlfriends at whatever new “happening” breakfast place they’d decided we were going to have brunch at that weekend. They never bothered asking for my foodie opinion, just e-mailed me the address—for reference only, since I wouldn’t know a “happening” place if it hit me over the head with a shovel and whispered into my ear: “I’m a hot spot!”

Anyway, that’s enough about my pathetic excuse for a social life. Let’s go back to the blind date, and the day everything in my life went to hell in a handbasket.

Said blind-date guy was one of Patience’s office mates at Brown, Stimple, and Brown, Esquire, a big law firm uptown. I wasn’t exactly sure what she did there, but she had a really big television hanging on her wall, so it must’ve been something very important and unbelievably exciting—not. The legal world was nothing if not nail-bitingly . . . tedious.

Anyway, the guy she’d decided was my soul mate worked in a different department, but since they had mutual friends, she said it would be as “easy as pie”—her words again—to get him to take me out on the town one Saturday night in the near future, ending my fantastically long dating dry spell—hurrah!

Well, it turns out the “near future” was only two days after she’d told me about the idea in the first place. There wasn’t even enough time to get freaked-out about the whole thing. All I could do was take my Friday lunch break at Saks, and pray there was something on the designer sale rack that fit.

Unfortunately, the one dress I fell in love with at first sight, a beautiful DKNY silk number that was marked down to a ridiculous forty-three bucks, was way too big. No matter how I tried to cinch the waist, it looked like I was wearing a mumu. Empty-handed, I went back to work feeling—for the first time in my life—slightly perturbed that I wasn’t twenty pounds heavier.

That night, I was stuck in the office until eight thirty collating four copies of my boss’s son’s book report, by which time all the stores were closed, or getting ready to close. I knew right then and there it was gonna be Saturday afternoon or nothing.

When I got home, I set my alarm for nine thirty, determined to get up, brush my teeth, and go find something slinky, sultry, and cheap to wear on the blind date. I had decided that even if the guy was a total dog—which he probably would be, with my luck—I was gonna look hot, and take somebody yummy home, even if it only turned out to be my old standby: Ben and Jerry.

That night, all tucked up in my little Battery Park City bedroom, I fell asleep with visions of department stores in my head, more excited about a Saturday than I’d been in a long, long time.

Had I known what the next day was going to have in store for me, I don’t think I would’ve slept a wink. Needless to say, I was completely clueless, so I slept like a baby . . . on Ambien.

 

 

the day did not even start well.

First, my alarm decided to not go off.

I’d set that sucker, checked it twice—I can be a bit OCD when I feel like it—and even made sure the alarm was set to buzzer rather than radio. I knew it was going to have to be one of those screaming “alarm only” mornings if I was going to make myself crawl out of bed at a quasireasonable hour, so I took, like, extra, extra precaution.

So, of course, no alarm meant no wakey-wakey on time. Which in plain English meant that when I finally did get up, it was one (!) in the afternoon.

The next thing I discovered was that all the water from every tap in my apartment was boiling hot. The scalding water made it almost impossible to brush my teeth, let alone take a shower or wash my hair, so now I was stuck stinking my way into what was supposed to be a brilliant Barney’s shopping-excursion day.

Weird, but not unheard of.

In fact, only six months earlier the entire building had been without water for two days, in which time I learned the true meaning of the term “Irish bath.” Take it from me, not the best way to make friends on the subway.

In retrospect, I guess I should have seen all the above weirdness as a sign. But at the time—and you have to believe me here—it did not seem like a big deal, definitely not strange enough to warrant an exorcism of the old homestead.

It wasn’t until I got to the front hall of my building that I realized I might very shortly be in the market for the phone number of the local Catholic church.

The monster was blocking the whole length of the entranceway to my building. His back was to me, his front facing the window-paneled door. (I guess so he could watch the traffic?) I say it was a he, but that was only a hypothesis. I just could not imagine any self-respecting female—monster or not—ever getting as pudgy as this thing was.

Strangely, I wasn’t frightened of the big guy, not even as I was getting my first glance of its tremendous bulk. I don’t know how to explain that other than to say that there was something about the creature that was . . . soothing.

At the time, I had no idea what kind of monster the thing was, but if I really think back on it, I’d have to guess it was probably, at least, part dragon. I mean, it had a long, scaly brown tail, huge brown haunches, and a row of blue triangular-shaped flaps of skin that ran the length of its back. So, it was either a medium-sized dragon, or a smallish dinosaur. Take your pick.

Luckily, it didn’t appear to notice my arrival—which I took as a good thing—but I played it safe by standing still as a statue on the bottom step of the stairwell, trying not even to breathe if I could help it. I was a lot of things, but super idiot wasn’t one of them. If the dragon/ monster thing wanted to sit in my front hall and watch the traffic go by out the window, like a dog, I wasn’t gonna be the dum-dum who disturbed it.

As quietly as I could, I backed my way up the front stairs until I hit the second-floor landing. Then I hightailed it up the next four flights until I was back in the relative safety of my own apartment.

After taking a moment to catch my breath, and have a shot of the Bailey’s I’d had in the back of my fridge since Christmas, I sat down on my couch and made my plans: I was gonna go next door, get a witness, and then go back downstairs. Patience would see the dragon/ monster and freak out, verifying the fact that I was not losing my mind.

There was just one slight hitch in my plans: She wasn’t home.

I thought about knocking on some random person’s door and trying to get them to go see the dragon/monster with me, but I was too scared it might have gotten bored in the interim and left—which would’ve made me look like a real nut job—so I put an ix-nay on that one.

After taking another calming sip of Bailey’s, I did the only rational thing a person could do in my situation: I called Animal Control.

“I’m making this complaint anonymously,” I said tersely. “There’s a big monster dog in my front entranceway, and I need you to send someone out to get it!”

The woman on the other end of the line kept asking me for my name, but I wasn’t stupid. If I gave it to her, then everyone would know I was the weirdo caller, and I might actually end up in Bellevue before my blind date could save me.

Finally, sick of her wheedling for more information, I blurted out the address and hung up. Then, I raced to my bathroom, which was home to the only window in my whole apartment that looked out onto the street in front of the building, and rolled up the shade, ready to watch and wait for the man with a big net to come and catch my monster.

I waited a long time. I called again. I ate some peanut butter out of the jar, returned to the bathroom, and waited some more.

At six thirty my buzzer sounded. I was sitting hunched over the lip of the bathtub, furiously filing my nails with a weather-beaten emery board. I quickly sat up straighter, so I had a better view out the window, and craned my neck to see who was at the front door.

I could just make out a man-sized shape on the stoop, and my heart began to beat inside my chest like a nasty little ball-peen hammer.

Damn, had Animal Control traced my phone number to my apartment?

It was only when I peered closer that I saw that the Animal Control guy was carrying a bouquet of . . . flowers?

Crap! It wasn’t Animal Control . . . it was my blind date! I had totally forgotten about him!

I had always thought of myself as a normal kinda gal, and normal gals—even if they saw a giant dragon/ monster in their front hall—did not let said monster interfere with a possible encounter with Mr. Right. I was gonna have to pull it together, stop being a wuss, and answer the door.

I ran to the living room and pushed the button on the intercom.

“Shit! I mean, hello . . .? ”

“Uhm, is this Calliope?” a dreamy voice said, sounding uncertain.

Maybe this date won’t be such a dud after all. The guy is definitely in possession of one helluva sexy voice.

I nodded, pleased with Patience, then realized that the guy wasn’t standing in front of me and probably thought I hadn’t heard him.

“Definitely! This is, uh, definitely Calliope Reaper-Jones!” I said in an overloud voice.

There was silence as the blind date digested what I’d said.

I couldn’t believe what an idiot I sounded like. He must’ve thought I was one of Patience’s slow friends. I don’t know what it is with the opposite sex, but I just can’t seem to keep an intelligent thought in my head when there’s an attractive man in my vicinity.

“I’m Brian. I work with your friend Patience,” he finally replied.

“That’s my neighbor,” I burbled back at him like a ninny.

Once again, radio silence from Brian, the blind date.

“Okay, yeah, your neighbor.” He cleared his throat. “Uhm, I don’t mean to be rude, but can I come up?”

“Come up?” I asked smartly.

“Yeah, uh, come up to your apartment?”

“I don’t know if you want to do that,” I said. “There’s a big, fat dragon/monster thing in the front hall.”

I clapped my hand over my mouth, almost jarring my front teeth loose in the process.

“Just kidding! Just kidding!” I screeched through my fingers. “Come on up!”

I buzzed him in immediately so I wouldn’t have to hear the sound of his shoes hitting the pavement at a terrified run.

“Crap!” I said out loud.

Then I caught sight of myself in the mirror that hung above the living room couch.

“Crap!” I said again, this time in reference to the fact that I looked like a homeless woman.

I couldn’t believe what a rat’s nest my hair was. I had on absolutely no makeup, and I was wearing an old, comfortable pair of Juicy sweats. Good for an intense shopping expedition. Not so good for a blind date.

Not knowing which mess to address first, I nearly sat down on the couch and gave up, but instead, my brain thankfully switched into autopilot and sent my body on a fact-finding mission to the bedroom.

Figuring, with the five flights of stairs Brian, the blind date, would have to traverse to get to my door, I’d have seven minutes to get myself together, or forever hold my peace.

Tripping my way across my messy bedroom floor, I threw open the closet door and grabbed the first thing that caught my eye: an adorable little jumpsuit I’d gotten on sale at Saks. It was made of organic white linen and felt just like butter on my skin.

Even though it had been kinda scrunched in the corner of the closet floor when I picked it up, it didn’t look that wrinkled in hand, so I gave it the sniff test, which it passed with flying colors—yea! I yanked off my sweats and slipped on the jumpsuit, zipping it up so quickly I caught a little piece of my boob in the zip’s teeth.

“Ahhhhh!” I screamed, trying not to rip skin, as I yanked the zipper back down. There was a huge red welt on my left breast, but I ignored it, this time being a little more careful with the zip as I reworked it back up into position.

Digging my way through the messy pile of dirty clothing that surrounded my bed, I found my favorite pair of cream kitten heels under a crumpled skirt and slipped them on, silently cursing myself for not having gotten a pedicure recently. The bright purple nail polish I’d loved when I’d had the girl put it on three weeks ago looked like toe fungus now, all old and chipped.

There was nothing I could do about the would-be fungus, so I ignored it, making a run for the bathroom to slap on as much makeup as I could in the space of sixty seconds. Makeup done, I grabbed an elastic band from one of the crappy cultured-marble vanity drawers and scraped my rat’s nest into what I hoped was some semblance of a ponytail, praying Brian, the blind-date guy, wouldn’t notice a few errant pieces of hair sticking out here and there.

The doorbell rang just as I was putting on the finishing touch, something I used only for special occasions: a spritz of Chanel No. 5.

And voilà! I was ready to rumble . . . or at least have dinner. As unbelievable as it seemed, I had gotten ready for an important date in less than seven minutes. A bloody miracle.

I threw open the door, hoping against hope that Brian, the blind date, looked like Clive Owen. I knew in my soul that with a voice like that, the body had to match.

“Is Brian here yet?”

Patience stood in my doorway, holding a thick manila folder in her hand. She looked amazing, as always, her thick blond hair hanging loose and curly around her angelic little face. She was like a miniature version of that doe-eyed French actress Julie Delpy. If she weren’t so nice, I would’ve totally hated her.

I mean, the little bitch was wearing a tank top and bicycle shorts—and her butt looked good in them. So not fair!

“Hello . . .? Earth to Callie? Is your date here yet?”

“Not yet,” I stuttered.

“Did he stand you up?!” she said incredulously, ready to go beat him up for me, bicycle shorts and all.

I shook my head, trying to reconnect to reality.

“No, I mean, he’s not here yet because I just buzzed him in, and you know, there are five flights of stairs, so . . .” I trailed off.

Patience raised an eyebrow at me, then rolled her eyes.

“Here,” she said, thrusting the manila folder into my hands. “Make sure you give him this.”

I nodded vigorously.

“It’s important, Callie. For work.”

It was like she didn’t trust me to give the guy a stupid manila folder. Jeez, I wasn’t a total screwup . . . was I? The look on her face gave me pause, but I brushed it away. Of course Patience didn’t think I was a screwup. You didn’t introduce screwup friends to hot guys from work. It just wasn’t done.

“I will give him this manila folder if it’s the last thing I do,” I said.

“Make it the first thing you do, and I’ll be happy,” she called over her shoulder as she walked to her door and let herself in, leaving me alone in the hall.

Something niggled at the back of my mind. I tried to ignore it, push it to the nether regions of memory where the bogeyman and the My Little Pony Universe still resided from childhood, but suddenly the thought would not be laid to rest.

“Oh, Jesus!” I choked out, making a desperate run for the stairs.

What was I thinking!! I let the blind-date guy come right into the building, even though the big, scary monster might still be in the lobby! And all because I wanted to look hot! I am a screwup, after all!

I took the stairs two at a time, my kitten heels double clacking so loudly behind me that it sounded like the Easy Spirit basketball team was overrunning the stairwell.

“Shit,” I said under my breath as I almost went down the third flight headfirst.

I reached the bottom of the last set of stairs after what seemed like an eternity. My hair was in my face, and my cheeks were red from exertion, but I had made it. I was almost in the lobby, and I was gonna save my blind date if it killed me.

“Get away, foul beastie!” I screamed, brandishing the folder Patience had given me as I leapt off the last step, my velocity pushing me toward the front doors. I felt a sudden lurch, and I was falling face forward, the cool, green marble tile of the front lobby coming toward my unprotected face at amazing speed.

I felt two strong hands grab me from behind, and instead of hitting the floor face-first like I had predicted, I was suddenly on my feet, kitten heels making one loud, final clack as I caught my balance.

“Thank you,” I said as I looked up into the face of my savior. My blind date . . . Brian.

“You’re welcome,” he said, smiling. “That was almost a bloodbath.”

He was shorter than me. That was the first thing I noticed. Shorter and fatter than me, with a large head, and small round John Lennon glasses perched low on his long nose. If he had been maybe seven inches taller, I might have been thanking Patience, instead of cursing her heartily in my head.

“You’re . . . Brian?” I said weakly. He nodded happily.

Oh, God, I thought to myself.

“This is for you,” I said, thrusting the folder into his chubby hands. He took it, flipping through it before smiling back up at me. It was obvious that he was smitten. I was probably the most attractive female he’d ever touched.

“You didn’t see that big dinosaur-looking monster I mentioned down here when you first came in, did you?”

I looked around the lobby. Nothing. And then it hit me—if there had been something here, it would have eaten Patience when she came home. I couldn’t believe I had spent the entire afternoon hidden in the bathroom waiting for Animal Control because I was losing my mind, seeing things that were obviously not real.

Brian gave me a quizzical look, but shook his head.

“Sorry, no dinosaurs. But I did see a cowboy in his underwear playing a guitar in Times Square.”

 

 

since brian had saved me from certain facial disfigurement, I went to dinner with him. He was a nice guy. Short, but nice.

I was gonna kill Patience . . . right before I checked into Bellevue.

two

If I had any doubts about my sanity, they were not assuaged during the rest of the weekend. I spent all of Sunday hiding in my apartment, afraid to so much as turn on my television for fear of seeing more freaky things that would confirm my diagnosis of insanity. Feeling a little bit better when I crawled into bed that night, I said a quick thank-you in my head and closed my eyes, hoping Monday morning would put the weekend craziness into perspective.

I woke up late. So, instead of walking to work—which is the only exercise I get these days—I decided to take the subway. Now, I love the trains, but taking them in the mornings, and after work, is like willingly cramming yourself into a tin can of sardines—and smelly sardines at that.

Not something I enjoyed doing even on mornings when I was running late. Still, I really didn’t have a choice—the only other option was to take a cab, which would cost a small fortune, and probably make me even later.

So, that was how I found myself standing in a rickety subway car, holding on to a sweaty pole and praying someone would get off at the next stop so I could finally grab a seat.

I was totally minding my own business—trying to find my iPod headphones that somehow always ended up at the bottom of my purse wrapped around a tampon—when, suddenly, a homeless man was standing in front of me, staring at me with dark, hollow eyes.

Now, normally, I would just throw some change a few feet in the other direction, causing a homeless person free-for-all, but this guy didn’t even blink when I tossed a handful of quarters at the heavyset Hispanic lady who was taking up the whole row of handicap seats behind me. I felt a little bad about sending Mr. Homeless in her direction, but then I figured she was taking up all the handicap seats so she was fair game.

But instead of freeing myself from the Homeless Man’s eye-embrace, something strange happened. Something I had never experienced in my two years of Manhattan living—living that had exposed to me to lots of unseemly things which were rather scarring to my delicate countenance.

Instead of chasing the coins I’d thrown, the homeless man dropped to his knees—in a crowded subway car no less—and, looking up from his position of supplication on the dirty subway car floor, he wiggled his greasy eyebrows seductively at me, his eyes full of awe, and blew me a kiss.

That was not the bad part.

Here’s the bad part: As the car came to the next stop . . . Mr. Homeless leaned forward, and tried to kiss my feet through my Marc Jacob sandals!

Ewwww!

The only way I could get the dude to cease and desist was to throw myself out the subway car doors right before they slid shut. Needless to say, I ended up engulfed in morning-rush-hour commuter traffic. I was lucky a gaggle of Wall Street number crunchers didn’t trample me and my knock-off Kate Spade bag right there on the subway platform.

All of this alone was heart-attack-inducing enough, but the worst part was yet to come. As I was free-falling out the subway doors, I actually thought I heard Mr. Homeless say:

“You’re next in line, Mistress Calliope.”

Double ewwww!!

How the hell did Homeless Man know my name! I mean, I understand the guy intuitively sensing that I was a lovely thing of exquisite beauty that needed her feet kissed every once in a while, but c’mon, this was no idle beauty worship hit. This guy had some kind of agenda, and it probably included stalking me all day, then following me home to my sixth-floor walk-up and putting all my underwear on his head before murdering me in my bed.

Triple ewwww!!!

So much for good, old Monday-morning perspective, I thought miserably.

 

 

when i got to work, immediately all my own worries were forgotten in favor of my boss’s needs.

I started the morning in what was turning out to be a fruitless search of the Internet for a restaurant that did organic dim sum. Easier said than done. I mean, have you ever eaten organic dim sum? Well, I hadn’t, but my boss, Hyacinth Stewart, had.

She had gone to some hoity-toity party on the Upper East Side the night before, and the hostess had bragged for hours about the organic dim sum she had served, and how Jennifer Aniston only ordered from the place whenever she was in town.

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AMBER BENSON co-created, co-wrote, and directed the animated supernatural web-series Ghosts of Albion with Christopher Golden, followed by a series of novels including Witchery and Accursed, and the novella Astray. Benson and Golden also co-authored the novella The Seven Whistlers. As an actress, she has appeared in dozens of roles in feature films, TV movies, and television series, including the fan favorite role of Tara Maclay on three seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Benson wrote, produced, and directed the feature films Chance and Lovers, Liars, and Lunatics.

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Death's Daughter (Calliope Reaper-Jones Series #1) 3.6 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 55 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I was really hoping to like this but I didn't. I really admire Amber Benson. She is a talented actress and seems to be a great a person. (I know people who have seen her at various conventions and they say she is very friendly to fans.) I have not read her comic books or other writhing but this series doesn't make me want to. First the character is one we have seen a lot of in the past few years. I blame "Sex and the City" for that. Second the story kind of wanders around and doesn't really hang together. Not that this is a bad book -- it is a quick read and I would suggest it for a beach or vacation to pass the time. I just wouldn't put it in my library or expect I would want to read it over again.
AZTorey More than 1 year ago
I confess, I only picked up this book because of the author and her Buffy the Vampire Slayer fame. Hey, not much monetarily to try a new author right? Boy was I surprised. This book was so well written, so hilarious and so enjoyable I have already reccommended it to several other people. My roommate is on the couch right now reading it and I keep hearing bursts of hysterical laughter drifting back to me. It was nice that so many Gods and Goddesses from various religions were mentioned but not harped upon. It was left open for possible sequels and I am definately keeping my fingers crossed that Ms. Benson decides to continue this character as a series. Not since Stephanie Plum (Janet Evanovich series) or Betsy Taylor-Sinclair (Mary Janice Davidson series) have I enjoyed a character based humor/human adventure story so much!
GordonF More than 1 year ago
The most refreshing thing about this heroine is that she isn't the Tough Independent Chick of almost every other Urban Fantasy book on the shelves. Calliope (aside from having one of the coolest names ever) is definitely whiny, irritating, co-dependent, and oddly sympathetic. Truly someone thrust in over their heads as her father - The Grim Reaper - is kidnapped and finds out she alone is the sole inheritor of his position. The catch is if she doesn't take it then someone else does, and her family becomes mortal. Which is exactly what Calliope wouldn't mind happening and exactly what everyone else doesn't want. Add in the Devil's protege, a good dose of Indian myth (Kali is an excellent character here), and one of Cerebus' pups and there's a good set of people who are more competent (and possibly determined) than Calliope herself. As Calliope attempts to complete the tasks put forth before her to gain her father's mantle, in order to keep her family in the Death Business and hopefully save him in the bargain, she is helped and hindered by a colorful cast. By the end it's hard to decide if I want to slap the girl, or cheer her on. The downside is the that it takes nearly half the book for things to really pick up and grab the reader. The first half plods along, I found myself following less with a sense of wonder and more with a sense of wondering how Calliope is going to screw up next or what she'll find to whine about this time. By the second half the book finally grabbed me by the collar and dragged me in a headlong rush to the conclusion. Overall, it's worth the wait to get to, and I do so like our protagonist by the end.
harstan More than 1 year ago
She works in a dead end job because her boss relies on her so much she refuses to promote Calliope Reaper-Jones. She lives in New York, which is in her blood as a fashionista, but has not had a real date in months. One day on her way to work, Calliope sees a dinosaur-dragon who guards her building¿s door. At work, she goes to the bathroom where she meets a faun who breaks the forget-me spell leading to Calliope realizing who she is and what her family heritage is.

She is her daddy¿s daughter so handles well the news from her father¿s assistant the faun Jarvis that her sire, her sister Thalia and the rest of Death, Inc has been kidnapped. At her mother¿s request, Calliope returns home to see Sea Verge. She learns her family will be evicted from their home if Callie fails to become the Grim Reaper. To make the conversion to CEO, she must perform three tasks to determine her worthiness. First she must capture one of Cerberus¿ pups. Second she must find the Sea Foam from Indra a Hindu God who wants to kill the demon Vrita and find the Cup of Lamshid. Challenging her is Daniel who wants to be the next Death and Detective Davenport of the Psychic Bureau of Investigation who believes she was part of the kidnapping plot of her dad. If she succeeds and becomes Death, Callie knows this does not guarantee she will be able to rescue her father.

Leaving Buffy behind, Amber Benson writes an amusing action-packed chick lit urban fantasy loaded with more twists and curves than a twist-a-whirl. The heroine does not want to be the next Death as that might interfere with her nails and what she seeks on Craig¿s List, but knows her choices are limited to either death or Death. Filled with humor and wit, this is a refreshing original thriller as double, triple, and nth crossings are the norm.

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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I really wanted to like this one, but I just couldn't. I didn't like the main character Calliope Reaper-Jones. I didn't like how she treated her family, her attitude toward the current crisis, her apparent lust over every male character, her persistent use of the word "like" and the constant wining. I also found her complete lack of knowledge regarding the pantheon of gods to be unrealistic. She grew up in Death's house, around other supernaturals. Even with a disinterest in her heritage, she would have absorbed some knowledge. It's sad, because the plot itself was pretty well thought out, with unexpected twists. The main character just ruined it for me. I will not be reading the next one. **Originally posted on goodreads
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I think the book amazing I love how I can't put it down and when I look at the clock its like 12 then all of sudden it 4 . now that a great book .. and I'm one that don't like reading .but amber Benson books are so amazing and she makes it easy in a way to read them they way she puts it in first and third person view I just feels like she there with you tell you the story thanks amber 
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Thoroughly enjoyed Death's Daughter. I loved getting to know the characters and look forward to seeing what happens in the next installment.
24girl More than 1 year ago
Three years ago Calliope Reaper-Jones put herself under a nice and comforting forgetting spell. Gone were the days of dealing with the craziness of the family business, Death, Inc. All Callie had to worry about now was finding the perfect man on Craig's List and finding organic dim sum for her boss. One bite of an organic cupcake later and Callie is right back in the middle of the family drama. Her father's right hand man, Jarvis, has come to notify Callie that her father and older sister have been kidnapped. Callie being next in line must assume the role of Death or her family losses their immortality. But it's not as simple as being the second oldest, Callie has to complete three tasks in order to take the reins and she has a competitor for the job... the devil's incredibly "hot" and irresistible protégé. I got a total kick out of this book. It's very different from the usual fantasy/paranormal story lines and it was funny to boot. Among the characters Callie had to face off against were, a psychical detective, an evil sea monster, a bitter Goddess and the devil himself. This was the first of a new series featuring Callie. It was a faced paced read and I look forward to many more books in this series. Highly recommended for urban fantasy or supernatural fiction lovers.
lighthouseAS More than 1 year ago
I have been reading alot of series and while waiting this looked interesting..starts off good-drags a little and too many characters but I will read the next if it is written..not too explicent but for those of us that like heavy books (think Black Dagger Brotherhood) this is very lite reading
MrsMcIntosh More than 1 year ago
I'm not going to lie, I read this because I loved Amber Benson on Buffy as Tara. I balled on her last episode. I finished this because she's hilarious. The story was good and fast-paced and the characters were very likable. The writing is so funny. You're in the main character's head and she is awesome.  A couple quotes:  “Clio had said that doing magic was like baking a cake. I could bake a cake-at least, the kind that came out of a box-so I could do magic, right?” pg 141 “As I stepped outside the pavilion, something strange happened…I lost control of Indra’s body-ending my one and only chance to discover what the heck was so great about owning a penis.” pg 157 Mr. Sex on a Stick. The end. lol
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Incarnation of Immortality series. If you liked that series thirty years ago, you will probobly like these. Light, fun, one sitting read.
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HarlansWorld More than 1 year ago
I read all of these books because the story line was so interesting. I found the heroine, however, to be pretty annoying "like, Jimmy Choo, like gross, like chanel perfume, like gotta go designer shopping, like going to hell always ruins my shoes." Once you look past the annoying way Calliope speaks and thinks the story is really pretty good.
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epicrat More than 1 year ago
When a Forgetting Charm is needed to have a normal life, obviously Calliope should know better than to believe "normal" would last forever. Family always keep track of their own - and when Death gets kidnapped and you happen to be the daughter of Death, be sure that the higher beings will come to fetch Calliope to take over the business until her dad is found. But taking over is no easy matter - Calliope must complete three tasks to prove her worth, or else forfeit to the Devil's protégé who may not have Death's best interest. I enjoyed death's daughter, but I didn't totally fall in love with it. I could not quite grasp Callie as a person - what made her tick, why she insisted on a "normal" life, what motivates her to exist, anything beyond the here and now of her predicament. That said, I loved the world that Amber Benson built for Calliope to discover. There is a richness that leads to many possibilities and quirks that I cannot wait to see what is in store for Calliope! The quest-like nature of death's daughter sometimes feels slow, but it does pull every random thread together into one big finale where all the wolves in sheeps' clothing finally get unmasked.
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Michael Goodell More than 1 year ago
enjiyed this book.
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