Table of Contents
Introduction 1
Down on the Farm 5
The First Big Blow 13
Big Bangs and Ugly Band Costumes 17
Cinderella in the Desert 27
Leaving Arizona 33
I Miss Going to Switzerland 39
I Was a Teenage TV Star 43
9021-Oh 53
The Rule of Three 61
Beautiful Boys 67
Kelly and Dylan Forever 71
Housekeeping 77
I Like Your Style 81
Don't Open That Door 87
Running Down the Aisle 91
The Real Deal 97
Beautiful Light 101
The Cutest Girl on Set 107
Zen and the Makeup Chair 111
Leaving the ZIP Code 115
Building Our Boat 119
All Aboard! 123
What I Like About You 129
RV'ing 137
So You Think I Can Dance? 143
Holidays and Hospitals 153
Racing the Clock 157
A Little Bit … Devastated 161
It's Not Exactly the OK Corral 167
Love on the Rocks 173
Opa! 177
A New Day, a New Hoodie 181
Home Alone 185
Getting to Know the Girl in the Mirror 189
Stalking the Elusive Happy Family 195
Who's That Girl? 199
Throw This House out the Window 205
Dog About Town 209
Licking the Bottom of My Shoe 213
A Little Twitter 219
Single with a Capital "S" 223
Never Say Never 225
Mistaken Identity 227
Is There an App for That? 231
Three Little Birdies 235
Deep Thoughts 239
Acknowledgments 241