Delicious Housewives! - Contemporary Erotica (erotic novel) [NOOK Book]

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By the time they reached Giji's bedroom, they were both ready to ****. Wearing only their underwear, they collapsed together on Giji's huge platform bed rolling across her new pink satin sheets, laughing, wrapped in each others arms.
While they shared a deep, wet kiss, their tongues exploring each other, Nick pushed Giji's panties down ever so slowly until they were around her knees, and she pushed...
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Delicious Housewives! - Contemporary Erotica (erotic novel)

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Overview

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By the time they reached Giji's bedroom, they were both ready to ****. Wearing only their underwear, they collapsed together on Giji's huge platform bed rolling across her new pink satin sheets, laughing, wrapped in each others arms.
While they shared a deep, wet kiss, their tongues exploring each other, Nick pushed Giji's panties down ever so slowly until they were around her knees, and she pushed them down her slender legs and kicked them off, landing them on the ceiling fan above their heads. Nick looked up. “Nice shot,” he said, laughing.
Giji grinned. “I was aiming at your head!” she said playfully.
“You missed!” Nick laughed, as he tried to tickle Giji. Giggling, she started to push his shorts down, his **** sprang out, erect and seeping ***. Giji seized the opportunity and gave **** a quick lick, tasting his salty-sweetness on her tongue.
“Hmmm,” she said, looking at Nick.
As good as it felt having Giji's warm, mouth on his throbbing ****, Nick had something else in mind; he wanted to feel her tight wetness around his **** ****! He caught Giji's hand and pulled her close to him, taking her into his arms. Their lips met in a sloppy wet kiss, their tongues exploring each other's mouths. They sucked each other's tongue, tasting each other.
Finally, they broke the kiss leaving them both gasping for air. Nick kissed her bare shoulder, his lips brushing lightly against her smooth skin, making her shiver with excitement. When she let out a soft moan, Nick kissed her neck, then lowered his mouth to kiss and lick her ****** and sucked one of her nipples into his mouth, nibbling gently.
She put a hand under his chin and lifted his face to hers and while they kissed again, this time slowly, lingering, he settled between her legs, pushing his eager **** between her damp **** and deep inside her. He moved deep inside of her slowly, deliberately at first, then in a steady rhythm, thrust after thrust, going deeper and harder.
She spread her legs wider and pulled them around Nick's naked body, allowing his **** to bury itself even deeper in her warm wet *****. An excitement stirred inside her, building in intensity with each new thrust. “Don't stop,” she begged, moaning softly. “Don't stop!”

Welcome to the Lives of Five Sexy Wives!
Meet Giji Brickhouse & her neighbors: The boss's teen daughter is hot and off the hook! One neighbor is caught having sex on live TV! A young neighbor overdoses on Viagara! One wife is addicted to sex! Another can't seem to stop exposing herself to men. And the free-spirited blonde sexport Giji finds one sexual adventure after another! Giji gets caught in the trunk of her car with a stranger! What Giji does with two cops and a pair of handcuffs is scandalous! The Sexual Psychic tries to sort it all out - and perform some 'services' on the side!
~ Welcome to the lives of five naughty wives! The continuing saga of five hot wives getting their groove on! The hugely popular TV series "Desperate Housewives" is the basis for a new adult novel by popular erotica author Tamarias Tyree, the best-selling author of “Sex You Up!” and also "Sizzling Hot Erotica Vols. 1 & 2" (Firefly Digital Media). The book titled Delicious Housewives (trade paperback and digital ebook published by RSVP Press) features the sexy misadventures of five suburban housewives. In addition to being a parody of the wildly popular nighttime serial "Desperate Housewives," the novel pays homage to "Soap," "Mary Hartman," "Dallas," “Passions,” and others. In the final chapter of the novel, Ms. Tyree also spoofs "The Jerry Springer Show" when the wives turn up as guests on the daytime talk show - and spill everything! The novel parody is hilarious! Funny, hot and oh sooo sexy!
~ Names and personalities have been changed-altered in keeping with the parody, but the novel and its characters are still fun and sexy like their TV counterparts. These hot ladies enjoy lots of sexual adventures and an assortment of misadventures including winding up as guests on a daytime TV talk show!
~ Delicious Housewives is a fun, naughty read for discerning adults. The novel includes such highly original characters as the "Sexual Psychic," and has been called "Brilliant" by one editor.
~ Sensationalistic fiction in the realm of Jackie Collins, among others, Tyree’s first full-length novel is even sexier than her contemporaries and has taken the White Trash/neo-rich novel to a whole new extreme. Although the novel is a parody of the TV series "Desperate Housewives," these wives go places their TV ‘sisters’ would never go!
~ The author is a fan of the TV series, and she thought a book parodying the series would be fun. She hopes readers agree. Bon appetit!
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940012368126
  • Publisher: RSVP Press
  • Publication date: 5/13/2013
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 339,810
  • File size: 364 KB

Meet the Author

Tamarias Tyree is an International best-selling author of erotica.
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