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If you enjoy irreverence and a novel perspective, you should keep in mind the old adage, "Be careful what you wish for!"
A few samplers:
- Any residents of Washington, B.C. were most likely Native Americans.
- Proof found outside the pudding is likely to be much less messy.
- A minister suffering from laryngitis is in a poor condition to preach to the choir.
- The right to use bullet points may be guaranteed by both the First and Second amendments.
- Someone singing "Do Cry for Me, Argentina" is likely rather self-centered.
- Granting a child's Christmas wish for a hippopotamus would, under most circumstances, be somewhat unkind to his or her parents.
- Morally marginal individuals ought to be aware that what happens in Vegas may stay on Facebook and Youtube for a long time!
- One would hope that a piece of textile with the message that "Dog food is delicious" is a dog coat.
- It is mean for parents not to allow their children to clean their rooms.
- It is really sad to hear one elementary school student bragging to another that "My funeral is going to be bigger than your funeral!"
- Authors who are afraid of the dark should refrain from hiring ghostwriters.
- One rarely ever hears any objection being expressed to the comparison of pears and grapefruits.
- If Lynn Anderson suddenly has a memory of this, the decent thing to do is to record "I DID Promise You a Rose Garden."
- If it does not look like a Dachshund, does not walk like a Dachshund, and does not bark like a
Dachshund, it might be considered deceptive to list it on Craigslist as a Dachshund without disclosing these material facts.
- A nun who wakes up the whole neighborhood while beating up a fellow nun for disturbing the peace needs a serious talk by the mother superior about goal displacement and constructive ways to deal with problem co-workers.
- There does not appear to be any support in respected, peer reviewed journals for the hypothesis that a pear a day keeps the dentist away.
- Cain may have been the first communist.
- To minimize the risk of injury, it might be helpful to move one's tongue before turning the other cheek.
- When in Rome, one should try to make a profit on the Romans.
- It would have been nice if Carly could have clarified whether, if attending a party on a yacht, one should walk aboard as if walking into a party or as if walking onto a yacht.
- Few people seen to question the authenticity of Bruce Springsteen's birth certificate.
- If it quacks, but not like a duck, one might well be confused.