Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book

Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book

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by Derp Sandwich
     
 

Derpy Dirk is your average kid, except for one thing: he's totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all! Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he tries to get along with his annoying and often physically abusive siblings, withstands an unrelenting onslaught of juvenile humor, and even faces the dreaded school bully in a battle that is quite

Overview

Derpy Dirk is your average kid, except for one thing: he's totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all! Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he tries to get along with his annoying and often physically abusive siblings, withstands an unrelenting onslaught of juvenile humor, and even faces the dreaded school bully in a battle that is quite literally to-the-death. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and I will be rewarded by scoring millions of sales and a movie deal for following the same tired formula that your kids eat up every single time.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A CHILDREN'S BOOK. CHILDREN WHO READ THIS BOOK WILL BECOME CONFUSED AND/OR CRY.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940011408267
Publisher:
Derp Sandwich
Publication date:
06/23/2011
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
345,894
File size:
891 KB

Meet the Author

You thought that until the end of time Derp Sandwich would remain simply a webcomic/blog/blomic. Well you thought wrong, mister. Now, for your reading enjoyment, Derp Sandwich is bringing you genuine books with words in them. That's right, folks; you don't have to look at all of those crummy pictures anymore. So if you're in the mood for some goofy, wacky, internet-quality juvenile humor to dump onto your e-reading device, look no further, my friend.Look no further. *strokes your chin affectionately*

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Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book 3.7 out of 5 based on 1 ratings. 94 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I started reading this with my girls (9 and 11) and it is not appropriate at all! Lots of swear words...I can't believe this came up in a search for the 8-12 year age group.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is not appropriate for children between the language and the way the father referred to gays are people with no souls and that God hates them is extremely offensive. If you don't like someone because of their sexuality that's up to you but don't put it in a children's book. The author should be ashamed. 
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is very innaproppiate ( sorry dont know how to spell that word) i cant belive it said 8- 12 it even has the B word if ur going to buy this book u will regret it alot
Amaranthae More than 1 year ago
Okay, two things I want to say right up front is this little short had me laughing out loud as I read it in bed, much to the chagrin of Hubby who was trying to sleep, and secondly I want to repeat what the author has tried to drill in to the unsuspecting readers head:  THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR CHILDREN!  If you are looking for a book that is ‘politically correct; give this one a miss.  If you are looking for a book that has all its grammatical and spelling ducks in a row; give it a miss.  This book is pure unadulterated satire, full of ‘offensive’ comments made by our nerdy ‘hero’, and his faithful side kick.  The book is, and I’ll say this again, satire; satire is meant to be offensive and so far away from politically correct it would take light years to get there.  This little book is also absolutely, hilariously stupid. The Author uses a pen name, and maybe that’s wise after reading this; it would save him having to move multiple times, and keep his insurance premiums down on house and car.  Maybe I should consider doing the same after writing this review. I am going to highly recommend this book to those people out there that are still unafraid to laugh, even if it is in the privacy of your own homes, at the inappropriate jokes, racial slurs and just plain stupidity that passes for common sense nowadays.  I truly think you would get a kick out of this book... or is it a ‘journal’, maybe a diary!   To find out what I mean by this last sentence, pick it up and give it a read.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
WHAT DID I JUST READ?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Do not get this book... its free because its not good or appropriate. It makes fun of gay poeple and nerds and says lots of cuss words... NOT okay for children. Its also a huge ripoff. Thre are only 29 pages and only 13 of them you read the story from. Do not buy(even if it is free)!!!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Dont get this book i could have written this in two....... ITS CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous 24 days ago
look at me im retarded dur da dur
Anonymous 6 months ago
"When i get off the elevator i push all the buttons... im an awesome human being" Derp Sundee
Anonymous 9 months ago
Dafuq? Dis buuk is weerd. Teh auther is rite on teh fact taht it iz not 4 kidz. It yuses cussin, even teh b-werd (wich wud discrybe teh auther pefrectly), sez taht gays arr bad (srsly?), and is uterly inane. It wil dribe u to teh point ob deleshun ob teh buuk, an wil problaby make u flip teh berd at teh auther's name. Do knot daunload.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Willow carried her in. Her fur radiated pink and she wa good a new. Her eyes glowed and reflectedthe sars and she nod in thanks and pad back across the border, making her wings dissapear. Her claws wer now reinforce with thorns and she prepared herself for Steeil's wrath. Determination motivate the 4 moon year old kit.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Crap
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It's kind of annoying how noone here has the brain power to actually regard this book in a review. This is the review section, not the YouTube comment section! Also this book is just sarcasm, critisizm of modern literature, really. If you understand the message it is humorous.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Herpdemurpherpderpherpmurpderpmurpherp
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Remake of the appearence for my bio: Thin, a bit muscular and handsome. He has pale skin, a chiseled jawline, and is pretty tall. He doesn't have any freckles or anything like that. He has spikey, black hair that reaches to his neck. His wings are black with the bottom feathers red. He has thin cheekbones, and has pointed ears. He has one green eye and one blue, and has a chin that points a bit downwards. He has a six-pack, and is 72 lbs. Anyways, contact me here if i join!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Seriously ppl. NOT for kids. Says cuss words and makes fun of gay and is horrible. Do not read to children. BAD book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book has a weird title but it is a really excellant book to read. If you ar looking for something read try this book its great.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
A good book, but kinda really wierd xD not for kids tho. Look whos talking. Im a kid and i understood it fine. But still. Im advanced, in honors, and gifted.. so who am i to talk!!?? Lol xS
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
ZTAKE A DUMP IN THE GFIREPLACE
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book has bad words in it and is like 10 pages long
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Amzing yet disturbing........ when the nxt one coming out
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Selling moonshine.