Devon Delaney Should Totally Know Better

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Devon Delaney cannot believe she's lying again. But the thing is, she couldn't help it. Her new boyfriend, Luke, is talking to his (gorgeous) ex-girlfriend, Bailey Barelli (!!!), every single day in mock trial. Devon couldn't just stand by and let him find out that she'd never dated anyone else before. Could she? Oopsie. Too late now.
To show how totally unaffected she is by Bailey's obvious Luke hang-up, Devon invents a fake ex-boyfriend of her own: Greg. Fab! What could go ...

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Overview

Devon Delaney cannot believe she's lying again. But the thing is, she couldn't help it. Her new boyfriend, Luke, is talking to his (gorgeous) ex-girlfriend, Bailey Barelli (!!!), every single day in mock trial. Devon couldn't just stand by and let him find out that she'd never dated anyone else before. Could she? Oopsie. Too late now.
To show how totally unaffected she is by Bailey's obvious Luke hang-up, Devon invents a fake ex-boyfriend of her own: Greg. Fab! What could go wrong? But it isn't long before Devon finds herself in the middle of another supergigantic lie. Can Devon come clean in time to keep the guy? Or will she lose everything due to another lie?

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Editorial Reviews

Children's Literature - Sarah Maury Swan
Devon Delaney's big mouth and insecurities continue to get her into trouble, in the second novel of the series. Last summer she lied about Jared being her boy friend to Lexi, whom she thought she would never see again. Turns out Lexi got transferred to Devon's school. Did Devon learn her lesson? No. She gets jealous when her arch enemy Bailey Barelli passes a note to Devon's new boyfriend Luke. So she makes up an ex boy friend to see if Luke will be jealous. She also has not bothered to tell her parents she has a boyfriend because they think thirteen is too young to have one. Her parents seem to be having marital difficulties and then Devon sees Dad in the coffee shop with a very attractive woman, so she is convinced he is having an affair. Devon has to keep making up more details about her imaginary ex boyfriend, finally having to arrange for a friend of Lexi's pose as said boyfriend. Things get more and more complicated, but all turns out well, including moving to a bigger house. Although this is a cute story, these "flirty girl" chick lit tales tend to be flat and a tad boring. It is hard to develop sympathy for Devon. Reviewer: Sarah Maury Swan
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781416980193
  • Publisher: Aladdin
  • Publication date: 9/22/2009
  • Edition description: Original
  • Pages: 288
  • Sales rank: 243,629
  • Age range: 9 - 12 Years
  • Lexile: 670L (what's this?)
  • Product dimensions: 5.10 (w) x 7.66 (h) x 0.79 (d)

Meet the Author

Lauren Barnholdt is the author of the teen novels The Thing About the Truth, Sometimes It Happens, One Night That Changes Everything, Two-way Street, Right of Way, and Watch Me. She is also the author of the middle grade novels The Secret Identity of Devon Delaney, Devon Delaney Should Totally Know Better, Four Truths and a Lie, Rules for Secret-Keeping, Fake Me a Match, and the Girl Meets Ghost series. She lives in Waltham, Massachusetts. Visit her at LaurenBarnholdt.com.

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chapter one

I think I have figured out the bane of my existence. The bane of one’s existence, in case you don’t already know, is the thing that is driving you the craziest. The thing that makes you absolutely totally nuts, the thing that if it did not exist, you could just relax and have a perfect life.

But the bane of my existence is not a thing. The bane of my existence is a person. And that person is Bailey Barelli.

Take right now, for example. Bailey Barelli is sitting one row over and three seats ahead of me in English. Which is fine. What is not fine, is that sitting in my row, and three seats up, is my boyfriend, Luke. Which means that Luke is sitting right nextto Bailey Barelli.

Which would not be so bad, except two minutes ago, I saw her pass a note to Luke. Then I saw Luke open it, give Bailey a smile, and then write something on her note and pass it back to her. This is very unacceptable behavior, in my opinion. Plus, the bell has just rung. Which means all this unacceptable note passing started as soon as the bell rang, like she couldn’t even wait one second. What was so important that she had to tell Luke, anyway? They’re not even friends.

“Please everyone put your desks in a circle,” our teacher, Mrs. Bancock, says. She grabs her grade book off her desk and walks to the front of the room. “We’re going to get started.”

I stand up and push my desk into the circle, right between Cassie Schafter and Michael Ronson. We’re reading Romeo and Juliet, and Mrs. Bancock thinks we’ll “absorb more Shakespeare” if we act out the parts. So every day, we put our desks in a circle, and spend the period reenacting Romeo and Juliet. Well, not actually reenacting. We just read out loud from our desks.

“Now,” Mrs. Bancock says. She pushes her glasses up on her nose, and settles into a student desk at the head of the circle, her long skirt billowing around her. “Today is my favorite day of Romeo and Juliet, because we are going to be reading the balcony scene. And,” she goes on, “as a special treat, this time we will be acting out the action!”

A nervous laugh goes through the class. The balcony scene. That’s the most famous scene of the play— where Romeo and Juliet declare their love for each other, and Romeo climbs up the balcony and I think he might even kiss Juliet. That could actually be kind of fun, since Romeo is played by Gabriel Warren, this slightly annoying guy in our class who has a Mohawk.

“I’m ready whenever you are,” Bailey Barelli says, and flips her long, dark hair over one shoulder. Bailey Barelli is, of course, Juliet. This is because when Mrs. Bancock called for volunteers, Bailey Barelli shouted out, “I’LL DO IT!” really loud and raised her hand and was practically jumping out of her seat. You’d think teachers would be smart enough to realize that this kind of behavior is annoying and that whoever’s doing it is obviously just sucking up, but they totally don’t, since Mrs. Bancock just smiled and said, “Your enthusiasm is refreshing, Bailey. Let’s put you down for the part of Juliet.” Sigh.

I open my book to the balcony scene, and catch Luke’s eye across the room, where he’s sitting on the other side of the circle. He shoots me a smile, and I smile back before returning my eyes to my book. I’m still not exactly sure how I’m supposed to act around him. I mean, yeah, he is my boyfriend, but he’s only been my boyfriend for two weeks.

And he’s my first boyfriend. So it’s not like I can say, Oh, right, when my last boyfriend and I were going out for two weeks, this is how it was.

“Oh, except,” Bailey Barelli says, “Gabriel’s not here.” She reaches into her bag, pulls out a lip gloss, and smears some on her lips.

“Oh,” Mrs. Bancock says. She looks around the room. “Well, I guess we’ll need a replacement Romeo for the day.” She peers over the top of her glasses. “Now, who would like to play Romeo? Of course you’ll receive extra credit.”

To my horror, I see Luke raise his hand on the other side of the room. What? Why? Is Luke crazy? Has he lost his mind? Does he not understand that when you have a girlfriend, you do not decide to be the Romeo to someone else’s Juliet? I do my best to send him a look that says, Why are you doing that, please put your hand down immediately. But he doesn’t seem to understand. I close my eyes and open them again, sure I have imagined this. But no. There he is, calmly sitting there with his hand in the air, like it’s totally normal.

And then I think about how Bailey was just smearing that lip gloss all over her lips. So I do the only thing I can be expected to do in a situation like this. I pull a Bailey Barelli. “I’ll do it!” I say, waving my hand around. “I’ll play Romeo!”

Mrs. Bancock looks at me, surprised. I don’t usually volunteer for things with such, uh, enthusiasm. And definitely not for something like playing Romeo. “Devon Delaney,” she says. “You want to play Romeo?”

“Oh, yes, please,” I tell her, nodding my head up and down furiously. “I really need the extra credit.” This isn’t really true. I mean, of course I could use the extra credit, but I’m not in trouble with the class or anything.

“Well,” she says, “I don’t see any reason why we have to be sexist! You shouldn’t be discounted from getting the part just because you’re a woman.” And that’s how I end up down on one knee, spending first period reenacting the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet with Bailey Barelli.

Whatever. Luke probably just needed the extra credit. He’s very smart, and always trying to do extra work. It’s one of the things I love about him. And passing notes is so not a big deal. I pass notes with people all the time. Besides, I’m a confident, mature woman. I’m not threatened just because Luke got passed a note by some other girl. I mean, he’s waiting for me after class, not Bailey. He’s going to be walking me to science class, not Bailey. He likes me, not Bailey. In fact, I’m sure he’s going to tell me all about it. Including all the pertinent details, like why the note was passed, what was in it, why he wrote her back, etc. And then maybe he’ll even talk about how annoying she is.

“Good job,” Luke says as we walk.

“At what?” I ask. I’m weaving through the crowd of kids in the science wing, and it’s taking all my strength not to trip in the new shoes I’m wearing. I got them at the consignment shop with my BFF, Lexi—totally cute, and black with a little heel. They’re half a size too small, but they were five dollars! Pain is totally worth it for five dollars.

“At playing Romeo.” Luke reaches through the throng of kids and takes my hand, and a rush of heat slides up my arm. I’m still not used to holding hands in public like this. Although I guess it’s not really public. It’s school. But still. People can see. Anyone could just be walking down the hall and go, “Oh, look, there’s Devon holding hands with Luke.”

“I never thought I’d be able to imagine you as a guy, but you really pulled it off.” He shoots me a grin.

“Thanks,” I say, a little uncertainly this time. What does he mean, he never saw me as a guy before? I mean, I’m flattered that he thinks I’m a good actress. (Actor?) But does Luke think of me as masculine now? That would be rather unfortunate, since I totally wore my cutest outfit today (black and gray dress over black ribbed tights, and the aforementioned new shoes).

“Well, here we are,” I say, stopping outside of my science class. “Thanks for walking me to class.” I give him an expectant look, waiting for him to mention the fact that he and Bailey were passing notes at the beginning of the period. Well, one note. That I saw.

“Yup, here we are,” he says. He shifts his book bag from one shoulder to the other.

“Almost time for you to get to math,” I remind him, in case he’s forgotten that we’re on a time schedule here.

“Yup,” he agrees. “Almost time.”

I practice putting an “I’m your girlfriend and you can tell me anything” kind of look on my face.

“Oh!” Luke says, “I almost forgot!”

Aha! I knew he would never keep anything from me. Luke and I have a very honest relationship, one built on mutual trust and—

“I have to stay after tonight, for mock trial. But I’ll give you a call later, when I get home.” And then he squeezes my hand and takes off down the hall. Sigh. So much for honesty.

When I get into science, I slide into my seat next to my other BFF, Mel. She’s looking at something in her binder, but quickly closes it when she sees me. “What are you looking at?” I ask.

“Nothing,” she says quickly, but a guilty look passes over her face. “Just trying to get a head start on the reading.”

“What reading?” I ask, feeling slightly panicked. “There was reading?”

“No, no,” she says. “I just mean for next week.” She takes her science book off the bottom of her pile of books and places it on top of her binder. “What’s up?”

“Nothing,” I sigh. “Except that I’m having a crisis.”

“What sort?” Mel asks, her brown eyes serious.

“A boyfriend crisis,” I announce. I lean in close so that no one will overhear. Some of Luke’s friends from soccer sit at the lab table behind us, and the last thing I need is them reporting back to Luke about my obvious insecurity. “Luke was passing notes with Bailey Barelli during English, and to stop it, I had to play Romeo to her Juliet.” I pause and wait for Mel to exclaim how horrible that is.

But all she says is, “What kind of notes?”

“I dunno,” I say. “That’s the point. He didn’t tell me what it said.”

“Wait, notes or note?” Mel asks.

“Note,” I say. “Well, that I saw anyway.” I think about it. “Is there any way they could have been discussing class work over more than one note?” You’d think one note would be enough. One note I’m willing to forgive. Two notes, now that’s a little more serious.

“Devon,” Mel says, in a tone that makes me think I’m not going to really like what she has to say. “Maybe you should just trust Luke. It could have been anything in those notes.” I look at her skeptically. “And,” she rushes on. “If you’re worried about it, maybe you should just ask him.” There’s a pause, and then Mel says, “Remember how being honest and straightforward is the best policy?”

I shift uncomfortably in my seat. I know she’s thinking about a little, uh, situation I had a few weeks ago. See, this summer I stayed with my grandma while my parents were sorting out some problems in their marriage, and while I was there, I met this girl named Lexi Cortland. I kind of sort of accidentally might have told Lexi that at my school back home, I was totally popular and dating Jared Bentley, the most popular guy at Robert Hawk Junior High. Which wasn’t true, but I figured it was summer, I was just having fun, and I’d never see Lexi again.

Except then Lexi transferred to my school last month, and I had to spend a lot of time and energy scrambling around trying to fix everything. It all became super complicated, because I was trying to pretend Jared was my boyfriend, even though he wasn’t, and then I started liking Luke, and Jared starting liking Lexi. And to make matters worse, Luke and Jared are best friends. It was all a very tangled mess.

“But that all turned out fine,” I remind Mel, waving my hand like it was no big deal. And it did. Lexi and I are now BFF, she’s going out with Jared, and Luke and I are together. And yes, there were some, um, challenges to be worked out, but everything’s fine now. Better than fine, in fact.

“Hellllllo,” Lexi trills, walking into the classroom and sliding down on the other side of the table. “How are my girls this lovely morning?”

Lexi’s a morning person, probably because she gets a cappuccino every morning on her way to school. Lexi doesn’t ride the bus. Her mom drives her in, and they stop at Starbucks.

“Not so well,” I say. “I just had to play Romeo to Bailey Barelli’s Juliet.”

“Ugh, Barelli,” Lexi says, wrinkling up her small nose to show her distaste. “I’m so not a fan.”

“Thank you!” I say, throwing my hands up in the air. I give Mel a “see? she is pretty bad and I’m not overreacting” kind of look.

“Well, I have news, too,” Lexi says. She folds her hands on the table and waits. I notice that her nails are painted light blue with little silvery star stickers on them. Very cute. Mel and I look at her expectantly. “Aren’t you going to ask me what it is?”

“What is it?” Mel asks.

“Jared asked me to the dance.” We all squeal, even though since Jared is Lexi’s boyfriend, it’s kind of a given that he would ask her to the dance. But still. It’s a semiformal, which is kind of a big deal.

“Has Luke asked you yet?” Lexi asks. “We all have to go together.”

“No,” I say, grabbing the frayed corner of my science notebook and scratching it with my fingernail.

“And even if he does, the real problem is going to be getting my mom to allow me to go with him.”

“Well, you better start working on her now,” Lexi says wisely.

Hmmm. Good point. Maybe I can offer to do some more chores around the house? And then she’ll be all, “Devon, you have been so amazing lately, of course you can go to the dance.”

“Yeah,” Mel says. “Your mom’s the type that’s going to need a lot of work. More than just doing chores around the house or something.”

Great.

© 2009 Lauren Barnholdt

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 26, 2011

    AWSOME!

    I bought this book one my nook, yesterday around 9:30pm . I finished the book at 11:47 pm. I could NOT put it down. I really suggest you read the first one " devan delanys secrect identity" first. They are both great books , dont even think twice just buy it!

    14 out of 16 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 20, 2010

    Devon Delany books are SO good!!!!

    I really love "Devon Delaney Should Totally Know Better"!I just finished reading it. I loved the characters, the drama, and, well, EVERYTHING! I really like how Devon always gets into a mess (in the first book she did) but somehow always gets herself out of it. (most of the time by the help of friends)
    Another thing I like is Devon and Luke as a couple. Also, Lexi and Jared are good together. Mel and Dylan are good together, too.
    Another is that Devon Delany would lie about something, get so over reactited, and then start thinking other things, that arn't nessasarily true...... but that is one of the billions of things that make this book so good!
    I really hope Lauren Barnholdt makes another Devon Delaney book, and I can't wait to read other books by her and M!X!!!

    8 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 29, 2011

    I love this book

    Get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it get it it is the nest book ever but read the other one before this one. I heart this book.

    6 out of 8 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 30, 2009

    Love it!

    That was a great book!
    I have shared it with friends and they say it is great too.
    It's every dramatic book and i love that! :)
    Once I get started I couldn't put it down.

    5 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 11, 2012

    Great book!

    I read the first book, " The secret identity of Devon Delancy" and i loved it!! I got the actual book of this from barnes and noble and got it at 7:00 PM and finished it at 10:00 at night! Couldnt put the book down! The characters are so realistic and funny. Great book i hope they come out with a 3rd book :)

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 9, 2012

    Great Book

    I love this book so much. You really connect to the characters and plot. This is a great book and you can really feel the emotions. I would highly reccomend it.

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 25, 2011

    Nice

    It was a good book though i wish it was longer

    3 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted September 5, 2011

    AMAZING!!

    One of my favorite books

    2 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 29, 2011

    Devon delany should totally kniw better

    Luv it thid roks

    2 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted April 5, 2011

    really awesome!

    MUST READ!!!

    2 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 4, 2012

    GREAT BOOK A MUST READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Its is a great book that keeps you hanging on EVERY page. Although you should read the first one, it will help you understand alot.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 4, 2012

    :)

    This series just wowed me!!!!!I loved it!!!!

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 24, 2012

    Hey

    Us this werid looking book good? I am actually posting from my nook an if an if you know how to turn ur nook into an android without money because i am only13 yrs post here again and post how thanks. Ps i think nook should get a cool way to talk to other pepole u dont know but make online pals

    1 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 3, 2012

    LOVE THIS BOOK!!!!!!!1

    This auther has changed my life I have one more tween book to read and after I read it I awill right a revew but read this book it is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 26, 2011

    I ruv this book. Its fun and descric I love this book cuz its fun and descriptive.

    My mind is captured as i read this book,mezmorized by the awesomness. I want to read it again and again only to fing myself captured like a mouse suffering from a boa(in a good way). How would i get out? Compliments to the writer cuz this book is on my top five book list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 6, 2014

    ???

    How did it end? Respond to awsomegirl17

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 25, 2013

    The first book is called...

    The first book is called The Secret Identity of Devon Delany- i honestly always forget how to spell her name-but other than that , thats the title; does that answer your question? Im lexi by the way.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 17, 2013

    .

    Why can't you people spell " The Secret Identity of Devon Delaney" correctly?! Nook needs a spell check app....

    Anyway, I loved " The Secret Identity of Devon Delaney "!!!! Even though it took me about treee months to finish it because I was finishing two other books..... teehee

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 5, 2013

    Devon Delany strikes again!!!!!!

    Devon is about to tell another lie-to her cute,smart,and sweet boy friend,Luke about an old boyfriend she never had because she gets jealous of Luke passing notes with his old girlfriend. Can she repair the damage,or will she lose her first boyfriend?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 9, 2013

    Havent Read It? *slaps self in the face in disbelif*

    This is a great combination of books! I think the author did a great job with these books. Anyone feel like u were Devon? I think if the author did a point of view from each person, you would see how others are feeling. By others I mean Baliee, Luke,etc. Five star rating!

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