Diary of a Narcissistic Bloodsucker

Diary of a Narcissistic Bloodsucker

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by Lynda Hilburn
     
 

Spicy Vampire Humor/Satire (not a romance)
Short Story, 12,000 words

Zara is a very naughty vampire.

She lusts for both sex and blood, but unfortunately something has gone awry and her normal habits now create new problems to solve. In the midst of sorting things out, she meets an intriguing human named Niven -- a musician who lives in the magical

Overview

Spicy Vampire Humor/Satire (not a romance)
Short Story, 12,000 words

Zara is a very naughty vampire.

She lusts for both sex and blood, but unfortunately something has gone awry and her normal habits now create new problems to solve. In the midst of sorting things out, she meets an intriguing human named Niven -- a musician who lives in the magical kingdom of contemporary Boulder, CO -- and discovers that he is much more than he appears to be. Then, if things weren't interesting enough, Zara encounters her old mentor/lover -- the vampire who originally turned her -- and things get downright supernatural.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940033130689
Publisher:
Lynda Hilburn
Publication date:
03/13/2012
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
776,317
File size:
110 KB

Read an Excerpt

Jesus. I radically overslept.

I could've sworn I set my inner alarm clock for a century. Blame it on my over-worked snooze button. I always try not to downshift for longer than 100 years at a time because I might miss something interesting. Or someone interesting.

But then, the word "interesting" is relative when you've been alive--excuse me, I mean undead--for thousands of years.

Yes, I'm a vampire. And not only am I a vampire, but I'm the oldest, most powerful vampire still exploring Amusement Park Earth today.

I've got the nosferatu thing down to a science.

And, who would have guessed that my powers would keep on increasing, branching out, and surpassing themselves?

Pretty soon, there'll just be no living with me. So to speak.

Meet the Author

Lynda Hilburn writes paranormal fiction. More specifically, she writes vampire books. After a childhood filled with invisible friends, sightings of dead relatives and a fascination with the occult, turning to the paranormal was a no-brainer. In her other reality, she makes her living as a licensed psychotherapist, hypnotherapist, life coach, professional psychic/tarot reader, university instructor and workshop presenter. She is the author of the Kismet Knight, Vampire Psychologist series novels in addition to many other paranormal novellas and short stories.

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