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Jesus. I radically overslept.
I could've sworn I set my inner alarm clock for a century. Blame it on my over-worked snooze button. I always try not to downshift for longer than 100 years at a time because I might miss something interesting. Or someone interesting.
But then, the word "interesting" is relative when you've been alive--excuse me, I mean undead--for thousands of years.
Yes, I'm a vampire. And not only am I a vampire, but I'm the oldest, most powerful vampire still exploring Amusement Park Earth today.
I've got the nosferatu thing down to a science.
And, who would have guessed that my powers would keep on increasing, branching out, and surpassing themselves?
Pretty soon, there'll just be no living with me. So to speak.