Diary of a Narcissistic Bloodsucker [NOOK Book]

Overview

Spicy Vampire Humor/Satire (not a romance)
Short Story, 12,000 words

Zara is a very naughty vampire. She lusts for both sex and blood, but unfortunately something has gone awry and her normal habits now create new problems to solve.

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Diary of a Narcissistic Bloodsucker

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Overview

Spicy Vampire Humor/Satire (not a romance)
Short Story, 12,000 words

Zara is a very naughty vampire. She lusts for both sex and blood, but unfortunately something has gone awry and her normal habits now create new problems to solve.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940033130689
  • Publisher: Lynda Hilburn
  • Publication date: 3/13/2012
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 1,179,001
  • File size: 109 KB

Meet the Author

Lynda Hilburn writes paranormal fiction. More specifically, she writes vampire books. After a childhood filled with invisible friends, sightings of dead relatives and a fascination with the occult, turning to the paranormal was a no-brainer. In her other reality, she makes her living as a licensed psychotherapist, hypnotherapist, professional psychic/tarot reader, university instructor and workshop presenter. Her first novel, “The Vampire Shrink” -- which introduced us to Denver Psychologist Kismet Knight and a hidden vampire underworld -- was first released in 2007 and was re-released (the rewritten, expanded version) by Quercus Books 9/2011 and Sterling Publishing/Silver Oak 4/2012. Several more books are planned. “Undead in the City,” an erotic paranormal novella, and “Diary of a Narcissistic Bloodsucker,” a satire/parody, are now available in e-form from Amazon.com. Her short story, “Blood Song,” is part of the Mammoth Book of Paranormal Romance anthology, April, 2009. For more information, visit Lynda’s website: lyndahilburnauthor.com
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Jesus. I radically overslept.

I could've sworn I set my inner alarm clock for a century. Blame it on my over-worked snooze button. I always try not to downshift for longer than 100 years at a time because I might miss something interesting. Or someone interesting.

But then, the word "interesting" is relative when you've been alive--excuse me, I mean undead--for thousands of years.

Yes, I'm a vampire. And not only am I a vampire, but I'm the oldest, most powerful vampire still exploring Amusement Park Earth today.

I've got the nosferatu thing down to a science.

And, who would have guessed that my powers would keep on increasing, branching out, and surpassing themselves?

Pretty soon, there'll just be no living with me. So to speak.

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