D.J. Rosenblum Becomes the G.O.A.T.
WHERE: Middle Woods, Briar, Ohio
VICTIM: Rachel Simon
HERO: D.J. Rosenblum
VILLAINS: ???

It's the beginning of the school year-and Briar's newest resident, D.J. Rosenblum, is not here for it. Ever since her cousin Rachel died, D.J.'s family has been a mess: Her aunt and uncle are catatonic. Her mom is even more scatterbrained than usual. She had to postpone her bat mitzvah a whole year. Worst of all, she and her mom had to move-leaving her best friend, Eva, behind.

Briar does have one redeeming factor, though: Here, in Rachel's hometown, D.J. can finally get to the bottom of her cousin's death. With the help of a chatty journalist and a queen-bee hacker, D.J. can fill in the last days of Rachel's life. And if she can just figure out her Torah portion-with help from her cute tutor, Jonah-maybe, just maybe, she'll be able to solve a bigger mystery.

For fans of Looking for Alaska and Never Have I Ever comes Abby White's debut novel, D.J. Rosenblum Becomes the G.O.A.T. It's a basket of matzo ball soup dumplings for anyone learning to chart their own path, navigate new friendships and crushes, and figure out how to love-and live-after loss.
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D.J. Rosenblum Becomes the G.O.A.T.
WHERE: Middle Woods, Briar, Ohio
VICTIM: Rachel Simon
HERO: D.J. Rosenblum
VILLAINS: ???

It's the beginning of the school year-and Briar's newest resident, D.J. Rosenblum, is not here for it. Ever since her cousin Rachel died, D.J.'s family has been a mess: Her aunt and uncle are catatonic. Her mom is even more scatterbrained than usual. She had to postpone her bat mitzvah a whole year. Worst of all, she and her mom had to move-leaving her best friend, Eva, behind.

Briar does have one redeeming factor, though: Here, in Rachel's hometown, D.J. can finally get to the bottom of her cousin's death. With the help of a chatty journalist and a queen-bee hacker, D.J. can fill in the last days of Rachel's life. And if she can just figure out her Torah portion-with help from her cute tutor, Jonah-maybe, just maybe, she'll be able to solve a bigger mystery.

For fans of Looking for Alaska and Never Have I Ever comes Abby White's debut novel, D.J. Rosenblum Becomes the G.O.A.T. It's a basket of matzo ball soup dumplings for anyone learning to chart their own path, navigate new friendships and crushes, and figure out how to love-and live-after loss.
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D.J. Rosenblum Becomes the G.O.A.T.

D.J. Rosenblum Becomes the G.O.A.T.

by Abby White

Narrated by Leah Horowitz

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D.J. Rosenblum Becomes the G.O.A.T.

D.J. Rosenblum Becomes the G.O.A.T.

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WHERE: Middle Woods, Briar, Ohio
VICTIM: Rachel Simon
HERO: D.J. Rosenblum
VILLAINS: ???

It's the beginning of the school year-and Briar's newest resident, D.J. Rosenblum, is not here for it. Ever since her cousin Rachel died, D.J.'s family has been a mess: Her aunt and uncle are catatonic. Her mom is even more scatterbrained than usual. She had to postpone her bat mitzvah a whole year. Worst of all, she and her mom had to move-leaving her best friend, Eva, behind.

Briar does have one redeeming factor, though: Here, in Rachel's hometown, D.J. can finally get to the bottom of her cousin's death. With the help of a chatty journalist and a queen-bee hacker, D.J. can fill in the last days of Rachel's life. And if she can just figure out her Torah portion-with help from her cute tutor, Jonah-maybe, just maybe, she'll be able to solve a bigger mystery.

For fans of Looking for Alaska and Never Have I Ever comes Abby White's debut novel, D.J. Rosenblum Becomes the G.O.A.T. It's a basket of matzo ball soup dumplings for anyone learning to chart their own path, navigate new friendships and crushes, and figure out how to love-and live-after loss.

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2025-06-13
A girl’s death leaves her family reeling with grief.

D.J. Rosenblum and her queer single mom (D.J. was conceived via sperm donor) are leaving Indianapolis to move to Briar, Ohio, to live with the Simons: D.J.’s aunt Judy, uncle Jay, and younger cousin, Davey. Fourteen-year-old D.J. used to have an older cousin, Rachel, but she died last year, apparently by suicide. However, D.J. is convinced Rachel was murdered—and she’s determined to find the killer. She’s also supposed to be studying for her upcoming bat mitzvah, postponed due to Rachel’s death. D.J. attempts to balance d’var Torah meetings with Rabbi Flores, Torah chant tutoring with the adorable Jonah Chen, the stresses of middle school, and her ongoing investigation. She makes two friends at her new school who become fellow sleuths—newspaper buddy Char Kumar and gorgeous queen bee Tori Taylor. In this blend of mystery and middle school drama, D.J.’s life is thrown into chaos as she desperately hunts for clues, in the process alienating people and sinking into depression. While a school newspaper subplot is thinly developed, the engaging, emotionally moving narrative deftly highlights the different ways people navigate the grieving process. The work is steeped in Jewish lifecycle traditions, but readers of all backgrounds will easily identify with the exploration of middle school stresses and friend and family relationships. The core Jewish values of life, learning, and family are well represented and accessible to all readers.

A poignant mystery exploring coming-of-age themes. (author’s note, resources)(Mystery. 12-16)

Product Details

BN ID: 2940195622534
Publisher: Recorded Books, LLC
Publication date: 08/26/2025
Edition description: Unabridged
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