Don't Dig for Water Under the Outhouse: And Other Cowboy Commandments

Don't Dig for Water Under the Outhouse: And Other Cowboy Commandments

by Texas Bix Bender
     
 

From the best-selling author of DON'T SQUAT WITH YER SPURS ON! The pages are packed with Texas Bix Bender's no-nonsense outlook on life: "Don't get even--get over it." "Never miss a good chance to shut up." "Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone." "Take your 'take home pay' home." "Put off 'til tomorrow what you shouldn't be doing anyway."  See more details below

Overview

From the best-selling author of DON'T SQUAT WITH YER SPURS ON! The pages are packed with Texas Bix Bender's no-nonsense outlook on life: "Don't get even--get over it." "Never miss a good chance to shut up." "Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone." "Take your 'take home pay' home." "Put off 'til tomorrow what you shouldn't be doing anyway."

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780879059774
Publisher:
Smith, Gibbs Publisher
Publication date:
08/18/2000
Edition description:
1 ED
Pages:
128
Product dimensions:
4.25(w) x 6.75(h) x 0.28(d)
Age Range:
15 Years

Read an Excerpt

Don't let the sun catch you in bed.

If it ain't right, don't do it.

If the boots fit, keep getting 'em resoled.

What's wanted isn't always what's needed.

Don't let your yearnings get ahead of your earnings.

Meet the Author

Texas Bix Bender is the author of eighteen books, including the best-selling Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On series. He has written for television and radio shows, including Hee Haw, the Nashville Network's Tumbleweed Theater, and Riders Radio Theater. He lives in Nashville, Tennessee.

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