Texas Bix Bender is the author of eighteen books, including the best-selling Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On series. He has written for television and radio shows, including Hee Haw, the Nashville Network's Tumbleweed Theater, and Riders Radio Theater. He lives in Nashville, Tennessee.
Don't Squat With Your Spurs On IIby Texas Bix Bender
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"By popular demand, Texas Bix Bender writes a sequel to his best-selling DON'T SQUAT WITH YER SPURS ON!, which became an immediate cowboy humor classic and has been reprinted 26 times. In this new book, Bender has written 125 funny quips for life. Here are some samples: ""A good pard will ride with you till hell freezes over, and a little while on the ice."" ""If youíre ridiní a high horse, there ainít no way to get down off it gracefully."" ""Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat on it."" ""Never be too quick to criticize yourself. Itís not fair to all your friends and relatives who are dying to do it for you.""
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