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Okay, the real test on this one is whether ex-Wings star Crystal Bernard can bring the title track across in a manner that demands seriousness instead of obvious chuckles. The surprise is that it is actually a haunting, breathtaking ballad concerning an abused woman who is standing up for herself for the first time. Bernard has done a greater deal of writing on Don't Touch Me There, her sophomore album, and has improved in nearly every way over her first album, Girl Next Door. It is nearly impossible not to take to Bernard's gentle but assured voice, though up until now she hasn't had such strong material to work with. "Something to Go On" reveals that, although she has ...
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All Music Guide - Peter Fawthrop
Okay, the real test on this one is whether ex-Wings star Crystal Bernard can bring the title track across in a manner that demands seriousness instead of obvious chuckles. The surprise is that it is actually a haunting, breathtaking ballad concerning an abused woman who is standing up for herself for the first time. Bernard has done a greater deal of writing on Don't Touch Me There, her sophomore album, and has improved in nearly every way over her first album, Girl Next Door. It is nearly impossible not to take to Bernard's gentle but assured voice, though up until now she hasn't had such strong material to work with. "Something to Go On" reveals that, although she has country roots, her pop is impeccable. In fact, it should be noted that Bernard walks a fine line between country and pop, and therefore the album will appeal to fans of both. There is a lot of past love reminiscing and there is no sparing the agony of abandonment and regret. Whether saying goodbye to her non-communicative lover on "Hey" a beautiful opener or listening to an elderly Hollywood star speak her last words on "Gardenia," she is bringing together memorable music that tells stories and brings us through twisted emotions and shattered love lives before closing to a duet with father Jerry Bernard on the Jesus praising "If You Need a Touch." The gospel song despite her father's living as a minister is one of the bravest feats a popular artist has accomplished in recent years. Making an outright call to the son of God for help on an otherwise worldly album would be enough to turn many nonbelievers in the other direction. But the song is earned, not only because of how good it is, but because the rest of Don't Touch Me There is so brutally honest and endearing.
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Product Details

  • Release Date: 2/2/1999
  • Label: Platinum Ent.
  • UPC: 751416140322
  • Catalog Number: 161403

Tracks

Disc 1
  1. 1 Hey (5:00)
  2. 2 Don't Touch Me There (3:16)
  3. 3 We Don't Live There Anymore (3:48)
  4. 4 To Dream Without You (5:18)
  5. 5 Here's Looking at You (4:09)
  6. 6 Love Never Ends (4:25)
  7. 7 Gardenia (3:01)
  8. 8 Music Box (4:19)
  9. 9 Something To Go On (3:15)
  10. 10 If You Need A Touch - Jerry Bernard (4:56)
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Album Credits

Performance Credits
Crystal Bernard Primary Artist, Primary Artist, Primary Artist, Background Vocals
Billy Dean Track Performer
Duke Levine Electric Guitar
John Catchings Cello
Helen Chappelle Cello
David Davidson Violin
Kim Fleming Background Vocals
Vicki Hampton Background Vocals
Anthony LaMarchina Cello
Terry Phillips Choir, Chorus
Brent Rowan Electric Guitar
Steuart Smith Electric Guitar
Kristin Wilkinson Viola
David Rhyne Acoustic Guitar, Bass, Mandolin, Percussion, Drums, Electric Guitar, Keyboards, Background Vocals
Rick Blackwell Bass
Tim Cashion Background Vocals, Choir, Chorus
Jerry Bernard Track Performer
Technical Credits
Steve Hall Mastering
Stewart Lerman Engineer
Chris Rival Engineer
Conrad Hunter Engineer
Crystal Bernard Producer, Engineer
David Rhyne Producer, Engineer, drum programming
Jake Hunter Engineer
Don Rice Engineer
John Hurley Engineer
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