Don't Try This at Home

Don't Try This at Home

by Anne Regan, K. Lynn
     
 

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Bonked heads. Rough carpet. Burned dinner. Awkward silence. Bitten lips. Startling length. Spilled wax. Pinched fingers. Shattered wineglass. Closet quickie. Flat souffle. Broken bedframe. Shower sex. Overzealous spanking. Embarrassing ex. Lost wallet. Terrible taste. Sore shoulders. Noxious odor. Absent date. Unbelievable girth. Kitchen canoodling. New toy.

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Bonked heads. Rough carpet. Burned dinner. Awkward silence. Bitten lips. Startling length. Spilled wax. Pinched fingers. Shattered wineglass. Closet quickie. Flat souffle. Broken bedframe. Shower sex. Overzealous spanking. Embarrassing ex. Lost wallet. Terrible taste. Sore shoulders. Noxious odor. Absent date. Unbelievable girth. Kitchen canoodling. New toy. Stained sheets. Backward compliment. Stifling pillow. Locked handcuffs. Aching ass. Missing keys. Torn seams. Wrenched back. Angry cat. Overeager pass. Uncooperative zipper.

Something always goes wrong in real life. Fortunately, love blunts the edges so that romance trumps adversity.

Stories included:

Midnight Caller by Anna Birmingham

Snapshots Rena Butler

Basil's Luck by Henrietta Clarke

Boys, Toys, and Carpet Fitters by Taylin Clavelli

Outbursts by Bell Ellis

Tyler Wang Has a Ball by Kim Fielding

Boy Next Door by Ellee Hill

Gremlins in the Works by Kiernan Kelly

Good Food Gone Bad by Venona Keyes

Attack of the Hedgehogs by Kate Pavelle

It's Not What You Think by Teegan Loy

Slippery When Wet by K. Lynn

Desperate Measures by E.T. Malinowski

Gordon's Cat by Aundrea Singer

Photo Finish by AC Valentine

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781613722633
Publisher:
Dreamspinner Press
Publication date:
10/08/2012
Pages:
294
Product dimensions:
6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.62(d)

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