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Don't Wake Me till after Lunch!

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With hilarious stories and an awesome imagination, Martha Bolton makes being a teen sound like an amazing adventure! You'll revel in the hilarious capers and out-rageous stunts she shares in this collection of fun commentaries on life.

Among the topics Martha explores are "Confessions of a Phoneaholic," "It's Time to Clean Your Bedroom When ...," and her personal horror story of trying to pass Home Economics. Just be sure to hold your nose when she uncovers some of the ...

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Overview

With hilarious stories and an awesome imagination, Martha Bolton makes being a teen sound like an amazing adventure! You'll revel in the hilarious capers and out-rageous stunts she shares in this collection of fun commentaries on life.

Among the topics Martha explores are "Confessions of a Phoneaholic," "It's Time to Clean Your Bedroom When ...," and her personal horror story of trying to pass Home Economics. Just be sure to hold your nose when she uncovers some of the mysterious items found in a teen's locker--including fuzzy bread, hairy jelly beans, and ant condos!

Don't Wake Me 'til after Lunch! is packed with side-splitting stories that could make anyone hurt from painful belly laughter. But don't say we didn't warn you. The entries in this book have been adapted from Martha Bolton's column, "The Cafeteria Lady," found in Focus on the Family's BRIO magazine.

A collection of humorous anecdotes about the ups and downs--mostly downs--of life in high school.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780800757304
  • Publisher: Baker Publishing Group
  • Publication date: 5/28/2000
  • Edition number: 2
  • Pages: 160
  • Age range: 12 - 17 Years
  • Product dimensions: 6.01 (w) x 4.40 (h) x 0.39 (d)

Table of Contents

Acknowledgments 11
1. A Story with a Twist 13
2. Don't Wake Me 'til after Lunch! 17
3. The Sweet Taste of Success 20
4. Toast Encounters of the Burnt Kind 24
5. Confessions of a Phoneaholic 27
6. Fuzzy Bread, Jelly Beans, and Ant Condos 30
7. Nobody Knows the Troubles I've Sewn 33
8. It's a Snap! 36
9. Greetings from Camp Itchiskin 39
10. Two, Four, Six, Nine--Who's That Cheering Out of Time? 44
11. What a Chore! 47
12. It's My Night to Cook--Where'd Everybody Go? 49
13. Cupid's Big Challenge 52
14. In the Swim of Things 55
15. Things That Make You Go Uh-Oh! 58
16. Taken for a Ride 60
17. From Stretches to Stretchers 63
18. Look Out, I'm on a Roll! 66
19. The Great Cover-Up 70
20. Are You Sure Shakespeare Started like This? 74
21. You Are What You Munch 77
22. Off the Road Again 81
23. When You're Hot, You're Hot 84
24. Oral Reports (and Other Near-Death Experiences) 87
25. One Cool Turkey 91
26. Slumber Party Etiquette 94
27. To Brown-Bag or Not to Brown-Bag 97
28. Making a Joyful Noise 101
29. The Annual Vow Exchange 104
30. How's the Weather Up There? 108
31. Red, White, and Picnic Blues 111
32. Love--the Long and Short of It 114
33. 'Tis the Season to Burn Fruitcakes 117
34. I Flip for Fashion Shows 121
35. When Life Gets a Bit Testy 124
36. A Star Is Hatched 127
37. Laps or Naps 131
38. Oh, No! Oh, No! It's Off to Work I Go! 134
39. Don't Laugh ... I Made It Myself 138
40. It's Time to Clean Your Bedroom When ... 141
41. A Tan, like Beauty, Is Only Skin Deep 145
42. Down to a Science 148
43. Plug Your Ears with Boughs of Holly 151
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