Table of Contents
Acknowledgments ix
Preface xi
I Involuntary Conversions, Preemptive Counterattacks, and Incomplete Successes: The World of Doublespeak 1
II Therapeutic Misadventures, the Economically Nonaffluent, and Deep-Chilled Chickens: The Doublespeak of Everyday Living 22
III Virgin Vinyl, Real Counterfeit Diamonds, and Genuine Imitation Leather: With These Words I Can Sell You Anything 71
IV Negative Deficits and the Elimination of Redundancies in the Human Resources Area: Business Communication, Sort Of 108
V Protein Spills, Vehicle Appearance Specialists, and Earth Engaging Equipment: Doublespeak around the World 144
VI Predawn Vertical Insertions and Hexiform Rotatable Surface Compression Units: The Pentagon Word Machine Grinds On 169
VII Nothing in Life Is Certain Except Negative Patient Care Outcome and Revenue Enhancement: Your Government at Work 200
VIII Winnable Nuclear Wars and Energetic Disassemblies: Nuclear Doublespeak 262
Appendixes
Quarterly Review of Doublespeak 280
Recipients of the Doublespeak Award 281
Recipients of the George Orwell Award for Distinguished Contribution to Honesty and Clarity in Public Language 285
Index of Doublespeak 289
General Index 293