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Overview

Thirteen-year-old Bobby Connor is a normal adolescent boy—at least he hopes he is—just trying to survive middle school. But it seems he's being foiled at every turn, and even his own body is conspiring against him. And when his math teacher is seriously injured from the shock and fright of witnessing just how out of control Bobby's changing adolescent body is getting, he starts to worry he's anything but normal.

Faced with expulsion from school for violating the student handbook code, Bobby opts for therapy—Correctional Erectional Therapy. It's official: Bobby Connor is not normal. But in this uproarious and heartfelt novel, he's going to do his darndest to make it seem that he is . . . or maybe just try to make it through middle school.

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Children's Literature - Beverly Melasi
Thirteen-year-old Bobby Connor is a normal boy in middle school with a normal life at home... aside from a wacky grandfather, and a sister who hates him. And his best friend, Alfred, is a dork who brings pet cockroaches to school—all normal. But lately his body has been changing and it seems he has an erection every time he turns around. And trying to hide it in school has gotten way out of control! When his math teacher is injured from a fall after witnessing just how out of control Bobby's changing body is getting, they threaten to expel him from school for violating the student handbook code. Now he has to go to therapy—Correctional Erectional Therapy. How much worse could it get? Much worse! He meets Allison, the girl of his dreams. But her dad is the new replacement math teacher and he does not like Bobby. After all the ridicule and embarrassing moments in the story, Bobby finally learns that he is only going through puberty, and that all young boys go through it, too. This book is not about sex, but of a boy transitioning from childhood into adulthood. Although it's bound to be somewhat controversial, it's funny and worth the read. Reviewer: Beverly Melasi
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The story of a boy and his boners.

"Weinerschnitzel." "Wang." "Sky-high pork pipe." "Baloney pony." Those are just some of the names 13-year-old Bobby calls his errant penis (within the first three pages), which becomes erect at the most inconvenient times. After accidently shocking his math teacher into early retirement when she gets a gander at his tent pole, Bobby is sentenced to several hours of school therapy with a counselor who needs couch time herself. In addition, he must deal with his clueless parents, randy grandfather, angry sister and moronic best friend, Finkelstein. His life is further complicated by the fact that he has a crush on the new math teacher's daughter and doesn't know how to ask her to the Big Dance. Will Bobby's wayward pecker continue to obstruct his path to true love? To say this lacks the subtlety and character development of Judy Blume's classic male-puberty title, Then Again, Maybe I Won't (1971), is putting it lightly. Stereotypical characterizations combined with a plot that reads like a rejected Family Guy script assure that the novel will find an enthusiastic audience with middle-school boys who share Sitomer's dubious sense of humor, if with no one else. However, the excessive penis and fart jokes may tire even them.

As a highly specific thesaurus it excels; as a story, not so much. Alan Cumyn covers much the same ground with considerably more nuance, though for slightly older readers, in Tilt (2011). (Fiction. 12-14)

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780399254987
  • Publisher: Penguin Group (USA) Incorporated
  • Publication date: 9/15/2011
  • Pages: 224
  • Age range: 10 years
  • Lexile: 620L (what's this?)
  • Product dimensions: 5.50 (w) x 8.30 (h) x 1.00 (d)

Meet the Author

Alan Lawrence Sitomer, an award-winning inner-city high school English teacher, is also the acclaimed author of four young adult novels: The Hoopster, Hip-Hop High School, Homeboyz and The Secret Story of Sonia Rodriguez. He lives in Los Angeles, California.

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