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Anita Gates, reviewer for The New York Times Book Review, describes best the politically incorrect and sometimes scathing style of author, filmmaker, and general gadfly Michael Moore when she writes, "Mr. Moore has a real talent for cutting through the garbage, digging out the important points and serving them up in delightful, outrageous, sometimes irrefutable ways." In the age of American corporate downsizing, when companies most resemble profit-preservation societies rather than reliable and fair employers, satirist Moore has once again fearlessly enlisted in the fight for the individual, silent laborer, working longer hours for less pay and shivering through sleepless nights without the blanket of job security. Downsize This! spent a month on the New York Times bestseller list in hardcover, and no doubt, now that the paperback has been released (containing new material), more people will read Moore's deconstructive satire of distinctly American political and economic ills.
Considered the spokesman for the working American, Moore's sole objective in writing Downsize This! was to bring candid and brutally honest discomfort to the corporate giants, politicians, lobbyists, and others who build their own prosperous careers and companies around the policy of swindling all that can be swindled out of the employee. Compared with Will Rogers for his humorous approach to societal politics, and considered as dangerous and unsettling as Mike Wallace, Moore is unflinching and unafraid to confront those who make life tougher for theaveragehardworking American. Moore's nonfiction film "Roger & Me," about the closing of a General Motors Plant in Flint, Michigan, became the highest grossing nonfiction film of all time for its fearlessness. Moore pulls no punches now in book form; the chapter names in Downsize This! speak for themselves: "Why Doesn't GM Sell Crack?" "Would Pat Buchanan Take a Check from Satan?" "Balance the Budget? Balance My Checkbook!" "NAFTA's Great! Let's Move Washington to Tijuana!" "Let's All Hop in a Ryder Truck!"
Moore has a way of hitting a nerve in the arm of American consciousness, an ability to make policy makers squirm when faced with the often ridiculous reality of their decisions. Some of the things that Moore uncovers: the fact that in Ventura, California, prison inmates are taking plane reservations for TWA. Never one to be hesitant to go straight to the big cheese, Moore presents Johnson Controls of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, with a giant check for all of 80 cents, the first-hour wage for their first Mexican employee. He issues "corporate crook" trading cards and tries to commit a certain congressman to a mental institution. Outrageous in his ideas and schemes, Michael Moore may very well appeal to your sense of humor; more important, Downsize This! will also succeed in illuminating the absurdity of how Americans do business.
Moore brings a uniformly predictable lefty perspective to a series of topics, including corporate downsizing of workforces, Bill Clinton's weakness in opposing the right wing, Congress's craven subjugation to special interests, NAFTA, white racism, anti-feminist hysteria, homophobia, and the demonization of welfare recipients. As in his film and video work, Moore is at his best when he leads the fuzzy-minded to the logical conclusions of their thought processes, for example, getting an anti-abortion activist to agree that male masturbation is a serious moral issue because life actually begins with the individual sperm. There is a good deal of useful political information spread through the book, including the names and deeds of a number of corporate executives and lobbyists whose power is seldom treated as critically as it should be by journalists. The humor is hit-and-miss, though, and readers who don't seethe along with Moore in his populist rage are likely to find the book as a whole tiresome. There's also a considerable amount of the nastiness that liberals decry among today's conservative polemicists, the low point being a suggestion to Bob Dole that he replace the pen with which he keeps his disabled right hand from closing in on itself with something more appropriate, such as a coathanger to symbolize his views on abortion.
Moore might consider, as he passes judgment on the hypocrisy of our time, that a writer who can muse on his frequent exasperation with limousine drivers should refer to the working class as something other than "we."
| The Etiquette of Downsizing | 2 | |
| Ch. 1 | Let's All Hop in a Ryder Truck | 5 |
| Ch. 2 | Would Pat Buchanan Take a Check from Satan? | 18 |
| Ch. 3 | "Don't Vote - It Only Encourages Them" | 22 |
| Ch. 4 | Democrat? Republican? Can You Tell the Difference? | 26 |
| Ch. 5 | Not on the Mayflower? Then Leave! | 33 |
| Ch. 6 | Big Welfare Mamas | 43 |
| Ch. 7 | Let's Dump on Orange County | 56 |
| Ch. 8 | How to Conduct the Rodney King Commemorative Riot | 62 |
| Ch. 9 | Pagan Babies | 68 |
| Ch. 10 | Germany Still Hasn't Paid for Its Sins - and I Intend to Collect | 76 |
| Ch. 11 | So You Want to Kill the President! | 83 |
| Ch. 12 | Show Trials I'd Like to See | 94 |
| Ch. 13 | If Clinton Had Balls ... | 97 |
| Ch. 14 | Steve Forbes Was an Alien | 104 |
| Ch. 15 | Corporate Crooks Trading Cards | 108 |
| Ch. 16 | Why Are Union Leaders So F#!@ing Stupid? | 127 |
| Ch. 17 | Balance the Budget? Balance My Checkbook! | 136 |
| Ch. 18 | Mike's Penal Systems, Inc. | 140 |
| Ch. 19 | Mandate? What Mandate? | 147 |
| Ch. 20 | My Forbidden Love for Hillary | 153 |
| Ch. 21 | A Sperm's Right to Life | 161 |
| Ch. 22 | Let's Pick a New Enemy! | 168 |
| Ch. 23 | Those Keystone Cubans | 175 |
| Ch. 24 | What America Needs Is a Makeover | 183 |
| Ch. 25 | O. J. Is Innocent | 189 |
| Ch. 26 | The "Liddy Problem" | 208 |
| Ch. 27 | I Try to Commit Bob Dornan | 211 |
| Ch. 28 | Skip the Candidates - Vote for the Lobbyists! | 221 |
| Ch. 29 | Harassing Gays for Extra Credit | 229 |
| Ch. 30 | Take That Pen Out of Bob Dole's Hand | 233 |
| Ch. 31 | Free Us, Nelson Mandela! | 240 |
| Ch. 32 | NAFTA's Great! Let's Move Washington to Tijuana! | 246 |
| Ch. 33 | Why Doesn't GM Sell Crack? | 253 |
| Ch. 34 | I Want My Tax Break or I'm Leaving | 258 |
| Ch. 35 | Mike's Militia | 262 |
| Everyone Fired ... Wall Street Reacts Favorably | 272 | |
| Acknowledgments | 274 |
Michael Moore: Thanks. It's great to be here. Would somebody please shut the window? It's raining outside.
Michael Moore: Yes. My latest film "The Big One," will premiere at the Toronto Film Fest, this Saturday Sept. 6, at 1 30pm, and Monday at 7pm, both at the Uptown One Theater. There will be a book signing at the Chapters Book Store on Bloor Street at 4PM following the Saturday screening. I'm looking forward once agin to coming to Toronto where we won the best film award for "Roger and Me."
Michael Moore: It was Borders. Why do you ask?
Michael Moore: The strike will have a very positive impact for unions in this country. The fact that the American public got behind the strike was the best thing anbout it. Now that so many Americans have been forced into part-time and temp jobs, they realize the insanity of a corporate chairman going on TV, like the CEO of UPS did, and say that a person that works 35 hours a week is a "part-time worker."
Michael Moore: He claims that he never saw it, but you and I both know he snuck into a theater somewhere on a rainy afternoon, sat in the last row, and fell in love with himself all over again.
Michael Moore: It has four new chapters, including "10 Ways to Downsize the Boss," and "O.J. is Guilty." (To follow the "O.J. is innocent" chapter.) I also corrected a number of grammatical mistakes, and removed the coffee stain from page 156.
This young man's mother reminded me of you when she swore to camp out on their doorstep after they made it through a drawn-out countersuit which left them with little money or energy. What would you suggest they do? Does it sound like something you'd take on? Just curious, and caring.
Michael Moore: I am still very hopeful that "TV Nation," or some version of it, will be back on the air sometime in the next year. The BBC has raised all the necessary funds; all we need is an American network to air it. Is there anyone from the Food or Golf channel participating in this online chat tonight?
Part Two: I certainly admire her courage, and I hope that she can both take on the hopspital, and keep going with her own life at the same time. As a side note, I think hospitals are extremely dangerous places, and should be avoided whenever possible. The AMA likes the fact that the whole country hates lawyers. The truth is, without attorneys taking on these incompetent doctors, the story you just told us about would happen a whole lot more often.
Michael Moore: I think the media and the corporations have done an excellent job convincing the public that Unions are bad for them. The New York Times on Sunday ran a rare piece pointing out that the bottom line is, if you organize your workplace, you are going to make 10-30% more than a non-union worker makes doing the same job. I believe, as we sit here tonight, on the day when the Dow posted its highest gain ever, that more and more Americans are catching on to the fact that they have not been invited to the party that Wall Street is throwing. And the more that Corporate America forces workers to work longer hours for less pay and less benefits, the sooner the average working stiff in this country is going to organize a union at his or her working place.
Michael Moore: There are many candidates for "Welfare Mother of the Year" that have been sent to me since the book was published. It is amazing to see just how many companies are getting a free ride from their local and state governemnts. $170 Billion of our tax dollars goes to corporate welfare every year; $50 billion to social welfare. Why is this never discussed when we talk about "ending welfare as we know it?"
Michael Moore: Hmmm...That's a good question. You know, to be honest, I can't remember reading any, although I'm sure they existed. But my handlers at the publisher I'm sure kept those notices away from me for fear of what I might do Michael Moore: 1) I'm sure the WSJ is not counting ManPower's temp force as employees of ManPower, but rather employees of the companies in which they are temping. I personally visited the headquarters of ManPower, Inc., where they personally confirmed this fact for me. And no less a great American than Bob Dole quoted the same statistic last year in his debate with Clinton. 2) I am not in the office where my files are located, so I cannot give you the man's exact name, but he was the VP of GM, and he made the statement testifiying in front of a Senate subcommittee investgating GM on anti-trust violations in the 1950's. I would be happy to give you his name when I get back to the office. 3) OK. I understand that you, too, have a highly developed sense of humor, and I'm glad that you got the joke. By the way, there is no town in Michigan named "Oakland." Cite source: Rand McNally 1997 Road Atlas," page 46-47. Michael Moore: No. Thank you. Michael Moore: Organize a union at your workplace, and I have a number of other ideas in this chapter in the paperback, "10 ways To Downsize the Boss." Michael Moore: Blair seems to be more like a reformed Torrie than anything else, and I hope that the people of your country don't have to go through what we've been through with Clinton. Michael Moore: That depends on whether the distributor picks up the film over the next few weeks as we go to the festivals. I hope that people will get to see this film, because I think it says something that needs to be said about what's going on in this country, and I'm proud of it. The film will be at the following festivals over the next ferw months: Toronto, Vancouver, Chicago, Denver, Aspen, Sacramento, Charlottesville, Hamptons, etc. There will also be a couple of sneak preview benefits, one for the Detroit Newspaper Strikers in Royal Oak on Sept. 14th, in Boston on Oct. 4th, and in the Twin Cities on Sept. 20th. There will also be a screening at the Michigan Theatre on Sept. 19th Michael Moore: To be honest, I've not really looked into the matter of Bill Gates that much. So, I am not able to say whether he actually is Satan himself. I plan to contact our correspondent in Hell to find out the skinny on this guy, and report back to you all at some later date. Michael Moore: I'm not as worried about the stock market crashing as I am about the millions of workers that are financing the party that Wall Street is throwing. Michael Moore: 1) Something else. 2) I am writing a screenplay that I am going to direct for BBC films. My wife and I are writing a book on "TV Nation," and all the inside scoop and poop. I am also planning to do a pilot this fall for one of the four networks. And I'm going to try to get to at least one Detroit Red Wings Game this year. Michael Moore: If you knew me, I'm really a wimp. I've seen Bubba's love toys, and they are nothing I want to play with. Michael Moore: Shoot the film that you want to shoot, listen to no one but yourself. Van Gogh didn't ask for a committee to give him notes (Should it be the right ear? The left ear? Maybe just no bandage?) Don't wait for someone to give you a grant or invest in your film. If you believe in it, shoot it. On the other hand, don't give up your day job. Michael Moore: I generally don't boycott, because I like to eat things, wear things, and drive things. So, I try to change what's going on in a different way. Michael Moore: Not only Borders, but other bookstores do this. On one hand, I take it as a compliment that they think there is humor in the book. On the other hand, it just doesn't seem right looking at my book sitting next to Garfield, when the purpose of the book is to make commentary on the events of our times. I personally believe the book should be in Current Events or Politics. Michael Moore: Hmmm. Nike is a company with a strange paradox they run ads against racism, and were among the first to offer daycare to their employees. But I guess like most of us human beings, they have a blind spot, and that is their use of 14-16 year-olds in Indonesian factories making shoes for 40 cents an hour. That is morally wrong. I have said so in person to Phil Knight, I filmed my encounter with hm (which is included in "The Big One") and I hope to have some sort of impact on them so that they will change their policies. And yes, I do believe that all the publicity about this has affected their sales. Michael Moore: Don't let 'em off the hook. Put them all in a room with a hundred smokers with no windows, and let them out in a week. Michael Moore: They're too stupid to do that, and thus the uprising will take place. Michael Moore: I wasn't aware of this. Please send more info to me at P.O. Box 831, Radio City Station, NY, NY 10101. Michael Moore: I would love to show it there, and you can contact me there at the aforementioned address. Anyone wishing to e-mail me can do so at mmflint@AOL.com. My new web page should be up in the next few days. You can reach it at www.michaelmoore.com. Michael Moore: Thanks for having me. I'll be at barnesandnoble, Union Square in New York tomorrow night to talk and sign books, at 7:30pm, and will be visiting a number of cities across the country during the next few weeks. I hope to meet many of you. And thanks to barnesandnoble, not only for providing this online site, but for some great stores, where you can walk in, read an entire book, and then leave. Millions of downsized Americans salute you.
clinton williams from clintwill@aol.com: Greetings, Mr. Moore. I challenge three statements in DOWNSIZE THIS!, paperback edition. 1. "Manpower, Inc....has surpassed General Motors as the number one employer in America." (page 14) According to a report in THE WALL STREET JOURNAL of Thursday August 28, 1997, Wal-Mart surpassed GM in this category, 1995. 2. GM once proclaimed "What's good for General Motors is good for the country." (page 14) Please cite your source for this quotation. 3. "most" 1992 presidential election voters casting ballots for candidate H. Ross Perot "knew [he] was a certified fruitcake..." (page 15) Please inform me how I can obtain a true copy of Mr. Perot's fruitcake certificate. I thank you for your prompt attention to these requests, best regards, Clint Williams, Oakland, Michigan
Jim from Long Island: Do you have plans to run for any public office again? President???
Mark Wilson mtwain@erols.com from Silver Spring, Maryland: What "revenge" do you recommend that the peons take for being used/abused and written off by the business "leaders" and stock holders?
Alan Connor from Oxford, England: Have you been following the British political scene since Labour came into govt.? The passage in _DT!_ where you write that Clinton lost people's respect for trying to be palsy with the rightwingers made me think of Blair's constant capitulation.
Howie from Las vegas: How widely will The Big One be distributed?
Matt from Riverside, CA: Michael, what do you think of Bill Gates and the terrorist tactics he's been using recently, like giving feature-filled web software away for free, and buying up cable companies to control distribution via cable modems?
Guy Demers from Quebec, Canada: I've been asking around for a month now and nobody seems to be able to answer my question. Maybe you can help... Maybe you have some special insight on the matter...Maybe they're all too caught up it in to have any perspective... So... please... tell me... Will the stock market ever crash?
Jack Fleischer from Groton, MA: Three questions. You've done movies, TV, and books, do you consider yourself a writer, an artist, political commentator, or other? What is the next big project going to be? And do you possibly have any job offerings (personal secretary?) to an 18 year old with good credentials who's taking a year off between High School and college?
Sean Ratliff from Milledgeville, Ga.: I'm a huge fan. How far would you go to prove a point? Jail? Would you risk being some Bubba's little love toy?
Colette from Queens, NY: Thank you for availing yourself to us. I will be shooting my first film in July '98. Will you please give me any advice on making a low-budget film. Your personal experiences would be appreciated. Continued success to you in Toronto and in your future endeavors.
Donny B. from Raleigh, NC: Michael, can you wear or eat or drive anything anymore? Sounds like you could potentially have quite a list of boycotts.
rachel from oakland: is it true that Borders Books categorizes DOWNSIZE THIS! as strictly a humor book?
Ned Guilesman from Burlington, VT: Michael, is there any stopping Phil Knoight of Nike? Did that scandal in Southeast Asia even make a ripple in the Nike stock? I visited that superstore/swoosh museum on 57th street in New York City. That place could sell ice to the Eskimos in the purest sense. What propaganda! Does Phil have a conscience, or what?
Peter Racz from NYC NY: Michael- What's your take on the rash of tobacco company "settlements" and the accompanying long line of contrite CEOs with nicotine stained fingers? And while we're at it, care to address breast implants?
sando from s.c.: Do you think that companies in the US are going to recognize that they have to nurture a good relationship with valuable employees or will there have to be a resurrection of unions... they are certainly toying with providing enough reasons for an uprising!
Dave from Tolland, CT: After years of fear by the salaried ranks of Pratt and Whitney (UTC), the salaried folks in FL voted on a possible salaried union. The company, somehow, sealed the ballots. Months have passed. They have better lawyers than we do!! Suggestions???
Alan Connor from Oxford, England: I run a film society over in the Little One and would be very keen to show _TBO_. What's the position on it? Are any 25mm prints in Europe? Are you coming back soon? Etcetera.
Moderator: Thanks so much for coming online to discuss DOWNSIZE THIS!, Michael Moore. It's been an enlightening discussion and we'll keep our eyes peeled for The Big One. Any final remarks?
Anonymous
Posted March 16, 2003
Michael Moore doesn't present any facts in his case. He like to poke fun at what's wrong with society but fails to come up with any solutions. Anybody can sit here and complain about how bad things are; but WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
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Overview
Nothing but the truth is sacred in Michael Moore's hilarious screed on the state of America, Downsize This! With the same in-your-face tenacity that has made him everyman's hero, Moore gets under the skin of corporate giants, politicians, lobbyists, and the media - anyone who has made life tougher for the millions of Americans who are working longer hours for less pay and have had enough. Moore brings his wit and working-class voice to an American public desperate to save what's left of their American dream. His take-no-prisoners attitude is brutally funny, insightful, irrepressible. Whether he's lusting after the First Lady in "My Forbidden Love for Hillary Clinton" or sending campaign contributions to Pat Buchanan from