Dreaming of Brandon Archer [Brandon Archer Series] [NOOK Book]

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Eric has always been a little different. He sees spirits, so he is perfectly suited for the paranormal investigators squad. He is also lonely. Along with ghost busting, the fact that a pesky ghost named Max has attached himself to Eric for the last few years, doesn't win him many dates. To ease the loneliness, he reads and edits romantica fiction for Ruby Red Books. For some time, he has been dreaming of Brandon Archer, a big time erotica fiction writer. Then the impossible happens, right before Christmas, ...
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Dreaming of Brandon Archer [Brandon Archer Series]

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Overview

Eric has always been a little different. He sees spirits, so he is perfectly suited for the paranormal investigators squad. He is also lonely. Along with ghost busting, the fact that a pesky ghost named Max has attached himself to Eric for the last few years, doesn't win him many dates. To ease the loneliness, he reads and edits romantica fiction for Ruby Red Books. For some time, he has been dreaming of Brandon Archer, a big time erotica fiction writer. Then the impossible happens, right before Christmas, Brandon Archer gives his latest book "Christmas with Wistan" to Ruby Red Books to publish. When Eric is asked to edit 'Christmas with Wistan,' he is thrilled, and excited by the possibility that he may finally meet the gorgeous, sexy Brandon Archer at an upcoming Ruby Red Christmas party. However, a portal haunting with a genuine soul eater--not to mention Max, Eric's enamored ghost, may provide some indomitable barriers. Dreaming of Brandon Archer features excerpts from Grabriella Bradley, Rian Monaire, J. Kramer and Cameron Hale, and from Brandon Archer's book 'Christmas with Wistan.' 'Christmas with Wistan,' by Brandon Archer is a Ruby Red Book, available through Extasybooks.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781554106578
  • Publisher: eXtasy eBooks
  • Publication date: 5/20/2006
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • File size: 567 KB

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"Hell, thanks Max, you just ruined another one," he announced, hurling his jacket to the floor in frustration.

"I didn't ruin anything! If I didn't know you any better, Eric, I'd say you had shit for brains."

"Don't start with me, Max," he glared at him. "I'm not in the mood."

Max folded his arms across his chest. "You know what your problem is?"

"No, but I'm sure you're going to tell me."

"Every time you get a date, you think with your cock instead of your brain. That guy was an absolute loser, and from the angle I was at, I could tell that his cock was about the size of a..."

"Enough!" Eric came toward him, pointing. "At least he had a cock. At this point, any cock will do. Did you ever think that maybe, just maybe..." he narrowed his eyes, "his cock was all I was interested in?"

"Not wise. You can get yourself into a lot of trouble that way."

"I don't want you coming along on anymore dates."

"That should be easy; you don't have very many dates for me to come along on. Wasn't this the first one since ... ah ... last June?"

Eric shot him the nastiest look he could muster.

"Looks that kill don't intimidate me, Eric. I'm already dead, remember?"

"It's a damn good thing you're dead..." he grunted, "because if you weren't, I'd kill you myself."

"Sticks and stones; you'll thank me later."

"Sure, when I'm alone in my bed masturbating," he muttered, throwing himself on the sofa.

"If you'd let me, I could take care of..."

"Don't even go there. Now, for Christ's sakes, go away and leave me in peace."

Max was sitting in his favourite spot on the ceilingfan, swinging his dumpy legs off the side of one of the blades. Eric could make out the faint outline of his plump little body. His ruddy cheeks were glowing, casting a reflection off the far wall. Clad in green pants and a paisley vest, he resembled a tiny leprechaun. All he needed was the little hat..

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