Dudes, the School Is Haunted! (Rotten School Series #7)

Dudes, the School Is Haunted! (Rotten School Series #7)

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by R. L. Stine, Trip Park

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Joe Sweety's favorite T-shirt says: EXTRA-WIDE LOAD. Joe is so big and mean, even his EARS have muscles! But big, tough Joe has one deep, dark secret. He's terrified of ghosts! Bernie Bridges now has the perfect way to pay Sweety back for bullying his friends. Bernie plans to haunt Joe and make him think a ghost is after him. Of course, things don't go as planned.


Joe Sweety's favorite T-shirt says: EXTRA-WIDE LOAD. Joe is so big and mean, even his EARS have muscles! But big, tough Joe has one deep, dark secret. He's terrified of ghosts! Bernie Bridges now has the perfect way to pay Sweety back for bullying his friends. Bernie plans to haunt Joe and make him think a ghost is after him. Of course, things don't go as planned. And now, everyone at Rotten School is asking: "WHO is haunting WHO?!?"

Editorial Reviews

Children's Literature - Elizabeth D. Schafer
Seeking vengeance for his friend, Bernie Bridges devises an elaborate scheme to scare bully Joe Sweety in this seventh book in the "Rotten School" series. Sweety torments meek classmate Chipmunk during their fourth grade field trip visiting the Lousy Town Zoo. Initially, Sweety becomes enraged when frightened Chipmunk unintentionally squirts him with the contents of a juice box. Only the presence of teacher Mrs. Heinie prevents Sweety from pummeling Chipmunk. During the ride home, Sweety renews his threats to hit Chipmunk until Mrs. Heinie intervenes. Carsick Chipmunk vomits on Sweety, and again the teacher thwarts the bully from punching Chipmunk. Arriving at the school in a thunderstorm which knocks out the electricity, Chipmunk inadvertently grabs Sweety's pants, pulling them down to reveal flowered underwear, publicly humiliating the bully. After Mrs. Heinie leaves, Sweety attacks traumatized Chipmunk. Bernie, inspired by a scary movie shown at the school, vows to stop Sweety's tyranny. Recognizing ghosts frighten Sweety, Bernie stages an elaborate haunting in Sweety's dorm, using technological gadgets and ironically setting up a twist ending. Characterizations rely on stereotypes such as Sweety being muscular and dumb and his victims being small and passive. Most readers will recognize that Bernie is also a bully. Drawings of characters are caricatures, with exaggerated body part sizes, particularly too-large heads, feet, and hands, to reinforce this book's silliness. Several illustrations are double-page spreads with type printed over them, such as opened bus doors inviting readers inside and rows of graffiti-decorated seats. This story can stimulate analysis of literary elements used to create farces and discussion of the potential consequences of provoking bullies with pranks. Reviewer: Elizabeth D. Schafer
Children's Literature - Elaine Fultz
Fourth grader Bernie tries to save a weak student, Chipmunk, from a bully student, Big Sweety, at Rotten School, a co-ed, supposedly tough, boarding school. Bernie attempts to convince Sweety that the school is haunted once he realizes the bully's weakness is a fear of ghosts. Bernie's overconfident, obnoxious, and inane pranks against the bully lead to lessons learned, but only temporarily, of course. Gross and uber-juvenile plot and illustrations include Chipmunk accidentally vomiting all over Big Sweety on the school bus, and Chipmunk tripping and de-pantsing Sweety in front of all the students. Book #7 in the "Rotten School" series is truly rotten. The idea of the series is gross-out, MAD magazine kind of humor and puns, but the humor is not funny and the puns are horrible. The main character is not likable, mostly due to his referring to himself in the third person and his ridiculously artificial modern 'tween lingo. Students will read these appealingly packaged books anyway, but Stine is capable of much better. When "Rotten School" readers finish the series, steer them toward Louis Sachar's "Wayside" series or Daniel Pinkwater's "Fat Camp" books for similar, and superior, school stories.

Product Details

ABDO Publishing Company
Publication date:
Rotten School Series , #7
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Product dimensions:
5.70(w) x 7.60(h) x 0.50(d)
Age Range:
8 - 12 Years

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Rotten School #7: Dudes, the School Is Haunted!

By R.L. Stine

HarperCollins Publishers, Inc.

Copyright © 2006 R.L. Stine
All right reserved.

ISBN: 0060788186

Chapter One

The Ghost Walks at Night!

Warning: If you're afraid of ghosts, you'd better stop here.

Because, dudes, Rotten School is haunted!

I should know. I'm the one who is haunting it.

You've probably heard of me. I'm Bernie Bridges, fourth-grade superstar. I don't like to brag. But how else can I describe myself?

Catch these dimples when I smile. Killer--right?

If you've heard of me, you've probably heard of Joe Sweety, too. Sweety is the biggest, meanest, fiercest, bulliest, smackdown kid at Rotten School. If he bites you, you definitely get rabies. No joke.

We call him The Big Sweety. He works out thirty hours a day. Really. Joe can bruise you with his hair!

He's huge! He even has muscles on his teeth! The fronts of his T-shirts all say EXTRA-WIDE LOAD.

Get the picture? Sweety is not a sweetie.

So, what does this have to do with the school being haunted? Who set the evil ghost loose? And why has it chosen Joe Sweety as its next victim? Well, don't get your boxers in a knot. You'll find out soon. I can't tell you everything in the first chapter--can I?

Let's start at the beginning. Our field trip to the zoo . . .


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Meet the Author

R.L. Stine began his writing career at the age of nine and has been at it ever since, becoming a bestselling author several times over. Among his many groundbreaking credits are Fear Street, the first young adult horror series, and Goosebumps, the bestselling series that made Stine the #1 bestselling author in America for three years in a row. He lives with his wife in New York City.

Trip Park grew up in Ithaca, New York, and went to college at The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, where he was first drawn to advertising. He then moved to Chicago, later New York, where he joined advertising agencies and worked on kids’ favorites including Cap’n Crunch, Gatorade, Kellogg’s, and Ronald McDonald. His children’s commercials have won numerous awards. But advertising also brought something equally as rewarding. There he got to work with some of his favorite illustrators. Watching these artists create their pieces inspired Trip Park to try his hand at illustrating himself.

Trip Park has illustrated a number of children's books including Gopher Up Your Sleeve, written by Tony Johnston, Trout, Trout, Trout! (A Fish Chant) and Ant, Ant, Ant! (An Insect Chant), both written by April Pulley Sayre. He has also developed characters and helped animate commercials for Nickelodeon, The California State Fair, Lego, and many others. When Rotten School came along, the opportunity to translate to the drawing board R.L. Stine’s cast of kids was a wonderful chance to combine his love for children’s illustration with this group of rotten students. His work can be seen at www.tripparkproductions.com.

Trip lives in Charlotte, NC with his wife, Laura and four children.

Brief Biography

New York, New York
Date of Birth:
October 8, 1943
Place of Birth:
Columbus, Ohio
B.A., Ohio State University, 1965

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Dudes, the School Is Haunted! (Rotten School Series #7) 4.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 16 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Hello! Aphrodite and Zeus here. And welcome to Jasper High. I'm Aphrodite captain of the cheer squad and the dance captain as well. My brother here is Zeus, captain of the football team. The map is in the next result which will tell you where everything is. Look for the important dates result. You will have to check there for parties and tryouts. Also there is a dance tonight at 8 p.m. eastern time! So get your dates and have a great time. And Zeus is in charge of putting classes together so to let him know you have enrolled just go to Zeus res 1 and let him know you have enrolled.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
My fave
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Ok i love this book i was reading it all thro the night and couldnt put it down! I recomend this book for ages 8-12. I also recomend the rest of the series! They r all very good!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It pulls you in the book you never want to stop. Aspesioly for people who like scary movies and books.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I read this a few years ago, and it was good, but too predictable. Also this is an easy read, because I read it in one or two hours. Recommended for anyone who likes an easy read, and for ages 7 to 10.
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Bill Hughes More than 1 year ago
Im reading thr Henei prize right now
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dragonfry70 More than 1 year ago
Bought this for my 11 year old grandson who often views reading as a chore. When he received it, he promptly began reading it and was soon laughing out loud. The goofy humor is perfect for kids and helps reading become a joy. I would recommend to any kid.
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Guest More than 1 year ago
This book is the funnyest book in the world 'even tho i dont like reading'
Guest More than 1 year ago
I really liked this book. Different from his other stuff, but really good and funny.
Guest More than 1 year ago
Bernie Bridges is always trying to protect the Rotten House dudes,but when Chipmunk has some pretty bad accidents with 'Big Sweety'Chipmunk is in a lot of trouble.But when Bernie finds a terrifiyng secret: BIG SWEETY IS AFRAID OF GHOSTS!Bernie thinks he can scare him,making him think that a ghost is after him,so that Sweety doesn't bully anyone anymore.Can Bernie complete this mission?