Dumb White Husband vs. The Grocery Store

Dumb White Husband vs. The Grocery Store

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by Benjamin Wallace
     
 


John is a dumb white husband. That is to say that he loves and cares for his family, is successful in his career, popular around the neighborhood, can dress himself (often without injury) and is capable of reasonable thought. Demographically, however, he functions like a 4-year-old that can't quite master the intricacies of the potty.

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John is a dumb white husband. That is to say that he loves and cares for his family, is successful in his career, popular around the neighborhood, can dress himself (often without injury) and is capable of reasonable thought. Demographically, however, he functions like a 4-year-old that can't quite master the intricacies of the potty.

It isn't his fault. He studied hard and got a college degree. He works hard and earns a comfortable living. But, like all other dumb white husbands, he leads a dual life; competent member of society by day, helpless male by night, weekends and holidays.

He has served for years as the nervous legal department-approved foil of commercials, TV and movies. And, for this service, we thank him. No one has ever cared to look inside the mind of the dumb white husband - probably for a fear of what we might find - but, if we took a minute to consider it, we may see that he's not as dumb as we all think. But, he probably is.

In this adventure, Dumb White Husband goes to the grocery store.

Also included in the collected edition The Big Book of Dumb White Husband including the stories: Dumb White Husband vs. The Grocery Store, vs. Halloween, vs. Santa, vs. The Tooth Fairy and for President.

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Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940045837989
Publisher:
Benjamin Wallace
Publication date:
04/17/2014
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
342,474
File size:
122 KB

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Dumb White Husband vs. The Grocery Store (A Short Story) 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 3 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
FUN quick read! Great, real and down-to-earth character development and easy, flowing voice. Good dialogue, pace and humor. LOVED this short story. Please keep writing.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
a must-read story - highly recommended
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love these shorts! They make me laugh and recognize a little of my self in a man. I never thought that would happen, until now I wasn't at all sure that men were human. I have a smidge more faith that the sexes can coexist now.