Dungeons and Dirty Dreams [NOOK Book]

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Welcome to the dungeons of Fortress Forlorne, where the action is down and dirty. And so are the desires. Let the games begin... Jeff Connors is such a dreamer. On the outside, he looks like Khondor the Barbarian. Inside, he wishes he really were the warrior-wizard character he created for the fantasy game he plays with his old friend Lacey. Too old of a friend, Lacey thinks. All she wishes is that Jeff wasn't nine years her junior. If it weren't for the age factor, she'd jump his luscious bod and live out a few ...
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Overview

Welcome to the dungeons of Fortress Forlorne, where the action is down and dirty. And so are the desires. Let the games begin... Jeff Connors is such a dreamer. On the outside, he looks like Khondor the Barbarian. Inside, he wishes he really were the warrior-wizard character he created for the fantasy game he plays with his old friend Lacey. Too old of a friend, Lacey thinks. All she wishes is that Jeff wasn't nine years her junior. If it weren't for the age factor, she'd jump his luscious bod and live out a few fantasies of her own. Impossible, of course. Or is it? When a wacky fairy godmother slam-dunks Lacey and Jeff into the dark and dangerous game world they invented, they might get their wishes. Unless, the monsters and demons get them first... Genres: Fantasy / Witchcraft / Magic / Action / Adventure / Chick Lit / Romantic Comedy / Group Sex / Rubenesque
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940000140352
  • Publisher: Amber Quill Press
  • Publication date: 1/1/2008
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • File size: 146 KB

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Suddenly, we're hemmed in from all sides, the center of a bizarre feeding frenzy, but our assailants aren't after meat or blood. Carnal hunger steams the air. Dozens of hot hands clutch me--fiery fingers pinching and probing, taking lewd liberties. Snaky tongues flick over my flesh, and panting voices whisper dark, dirty things. An evil, erotic assault.

The passage is packed with unseen perverts. Sultry forms crush in close. Human forms, and naked--I sense that much--but not unseen because of the blackness. And not really human, either, I realize. When I throw a punch into the crowd, my fist slices through empty space. I figured it would, but I had to try just to be certain. Now I am. These wretched things would be invisible even if we had floodlights down here.

They slither around us and even between us, yet without pushing us apart. I still feel Jeff pressed against me, one arm hard about my waist, while the other swings out to connect with nothing. (He had to try, too, of course.) The creatures can move through us as though we were water, invade our garments, occupy the same space we're in at the same time. They can touch us, but we can't touch them. And their hands and mouths are everywhere at once. They squeeze my ass, nibble my breasts, claw down my belly, and nose between my thighs.

"Arrgh..." Jeff makes a strangling noise in his throat. "Something is groping my balls. I suppose it's too much to hope that it's you."

"Nope, sorry. They're ghosts. Sort of."

And they're all my fault. I don't know how I'm going to explain them to him. God, this is embarrassing. The more so because, as much as I hate to admit it, the assault is turning me on. I can't helpit. Our ghostly gropers exude a pungent musk that stimulates the libido, while weakening one's will to resist them. That's the odor I couldn't identify--but I should have. Jeff and I were probably already under its influence when the fiends hit.

"They're lust-wraiths. I--ahem--created them for our game a while back," I confess with a cough. "But I never had the nerve to introduce them into the action."

"Uh-huh," Jeff says. "And why not?"

I was afraid he'd ask that. I'd heave a sigh, but my breathing is labored enough as it is.

"Because they're kinky, and there's only one way to banish them, which might have taken things in a direction I assumed you wouldn't want to go."

"Such as?"

He's not making this easy, is he? In fact, I think he's amused by my discomfort. He's certainly adding to my arousal. Maybe he figures that, with all the other hands on me, I won't notice, but I can damn sure tell the ones fondling my boobs right now are his. No one has hands like Jeff. His thumbs trace my cleavage and brush outward, dip into my bodice ... circle both nipples till they pucker into tight peaks.

My answer comes out on a hoarse croak. "The same basic direction we've landed in tonight, if you must know. Lust-wraiths feed on sexual excitement. Ours attracted them to us the same way blood in the ocean draws sharks. We're under an orgy-attack."

"I believe it. One of them just stuck its tongue in my ass. I hope to God it's a female."

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