Brain Smasher: A Love Story

Overview

Andrew Dice Clay trades in dumb yucks for numchucks in Brainsmasher: A Love Story as Ed Molloy, a part-time comic and bouncer who takes on a belligerent gang of ninjas. The story kicks in when supermodel Samantha Crains Teri Hatcher receives a red lotus flower from her sister that has to be delivered to Seattle. Samantha makes the delivery only to find that her sister is has been held captive by Shaolin Monks who want the red lotus because it contains "the key to the ultimate power." The two sisters manage to ...
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Overview

Andrew Dice Clay trades in dumb yucks for numchucks in Brainsmasher: A Love Story as Ed Molloy, a part-time comic and bouncer who takes on a belligerent gang of ninjas. The story kicks in when supermodel Samantha Crains Teri Hatcher receives a red lotus flower from her sister that has to be delivered to Seattle. Samantha makes the delivery only to find that her sister is has been held captive by Shaolin Monks who want the red lotus because it contains "the key to the ultimate power." The two sisters manage to escape the clutches of the mad monks but the Shaolins immediately give chase. Samantha runs into Ed's nightclub, where he prevents her from entering, but when the monks come to get her, Ed holds them off. Impressed by Ed's brawn, she hires him to protect her. The chase continues as Ed and Samantha run from the ever one-step-behind ninjas, climaxing in an extended battle in a go-go bar. During the fight, Ed is captured by the Shaolin monks and Samantha and her sister have to decide whether they should exchange the red lotus flower for Ed.
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Product Details

  • Release Date: 1/1/1998
  • UPC: 031398580935
  • Original Release: 1993
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  • Source: Vidmark / Trimark
  • Format: VHS

Cast & Crew

Performance Credits
Andrew Dice Clay Ed Malloy
Teri Hatcher Samantha Crain
Yuji Okumoto
Deborah Van Valkenburgh Cammy Crain
Brion James
Tim Thomerson
Nicholas Guest
Charles Rocket
Dorothy Dells Miss Bellows
Galen B. Schrick Jim Romeo
Peter Kwong Red Monk
Danny Perkin Guy in Line #2
Russ Fast Ted
Liz Sheridan Ma Malloy
Lin Shaye Makeup Artist
Ralph Monaco Pops Malloy
Queen Kong Bertha
Technical Credits
Albert Pyun Director, Screenwriter
Cathy Henderson Casting
Thomas Karnowski Producer
George Mooradian Cinematographer
Tony Riparetti Score Composer
Lauren Schaffer Editor
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