Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

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Director: Lee Gordon Demarbre, Murielle Varhelyi, Josh Grace, Guen Douglas

Cast: Lee Gordon Demarbre, Murielle Varhelyi, Josh Grace, Guen Douglas

     
 

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When you think about it, it makes total sense -- who else is better equipped to defend the human race from legions of the undead than the son of God? Presented in 1.33:1 full-frame and offering audio rendered in English Dolby Digital Stereo, Music Video Distribution's release of the irreverent horror comedy Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter also offers some

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When you think about it, it makes total sense -- who else is better equipped to defend the human race from legions of the undead than the son of God? Presented in 1.33:1 full-frame and offering audio rendered in English Dolby Digital Stereo, Music Video Distribution's release of the irreverent horror comedy Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter also offers some entertaining extra features. Bonus materials include an audio commentary track with director Lee Gordon Demarbre, writer Ian Driscoll, and stars Phil Caracas, Josh Grace, and Jeff Moffet, extended interviews with cast and crew, outtakes and deleted scenes, and trailers.Forget that hack Van Helsing, for true extermination of the fanged undead believers turn to the one and only sandaled slayer, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. Having returned to Earth for the eagerly anticipated Second Coming, Jesus finds his bid to judge the living interrupted by a horde of angry bloodsuckers who possess the ability to walk in daylight. Of course even Jesus needs a hand now and then when it comes to battling the legions of the undead, and Mexican wrestling hero El Santo is more than eager to pitch in and do his part to ensure a safe Judgment Day.

Product Details

Release Date:
01/28/2003
UPC:
0022891102892
Original Release:
2001
Rating:
NR
Source:
Eclectic Dvd Dist.
Time:
1:25:00
Sales rank:
39,330

Special Features

Audio commentary by director Lee Gordon Demarbre, writer Ian Driscoll, stars Phil Caracas, Josh Grace, and Jeff Moffet; 40 minutes of interviews with the cast and crew; 30 minutes of outtakes and deleted scenes; Trailers and more

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Scene Index

Side #1 --
1. Preacher Intro/Opening Credits [3:04]
2. Parking Garage Seduction [2:26]
3. Father Alban's Mission [1:24]
4. "Pray to Live" [:35]
5. Meeting Jesus [1:00]
6. Beach Attack [1:56]
7. The Messiah Hop [4:19]
8. Meeting Father Eustace [1:03]
9. Straight Shooters Restaurant [2:31]
10. Attack of the Atheists [5:23]
11. Jesus Strut [:46]
12. Enter Mary Magnum [1:02]
13. Sauna [1:49]
14. New Threads [3:34]
15. The Pursuit Is On [2:11]
16. Dr. Praetorious [3:59]
17. Lesbian Drop in Centre [2:12]
18. Roof Top Confrontation [2:22]
19. "Who Is My Neighbour?" [:26]
20. The Good Transvestite [1:18]
21. Transvestite Lullaby [2:02]
22. Dessert [1:05]
23. Enter El Santos [2:43]
24. Danny's Limo [1:18]
25. Shakedown [1:15]
26. Junkyard Stash [:37]
27. Dominion Tavern [3:13]
28. Bar Fight [3:53]
29. Advice From Mom [1:43]
30. "Physician, Heal Thy Self" [:17]
31. Revelation [:46]
32. Crucifixion [1:47]
33. Junkyard Showdown [7:01]
34. Father Eustace Takes Control [1:45]
35. "Remove Her Mask!" [1:02]
36. Mary's Real Joy [1:37]
37. "Love Covers a Multitude of Sins" [:37]
38. Sermon on the Mount [1:37]
39. "Everybody Gets Laid Tonight!" [1:57]
40. End Credits [4:53]

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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter 3.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 3 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Guest More than 1 year ago
Can you honestly think of anything better than seeing Jesus fighting vampires? Vampires that walk in the day, no less? I mean, really? With horrible puns on biblical messages, and with all around cheesey fighting, this movie is a must see. Nay, a must OWN!
Guest More than 1 year ago
The ingredients for the most entertaining movie ever - there's Kung Fu, lesbians, vampires, and it's a musical. Did I mention it's Canadian? Don't look for a serious piece in this, but it's hilarious, and does have some a redeeming message.