Modern Vampires

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Overview

A vampire hunter in southern California discovers that his son has been murdered by a gang of the undead and thus goes on a quest for revenge.
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Overview

A vampire hunter in southern California discovers that his son has been murdered by a gang of the undead and thus goes on a quest for revenge.
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Product Details

  • Release Date: 10/19/1999
  • UPC: 658149734524
  • Original Release: 1998
  • Rating:

  • Source: Lions Gate
  • Region Code: 1
  • Aspect Ratio: Pre-1954 Standard (1.33.1)
  • Presentation: Pan & Scan
  • Sound: Dolby Digital Surround
  • Language: English
  • Time: 1:35:00
  • Format: DVD
  • Sales rank: 53,784

Cast & Crew

Performance Credits
Casper Van Dien
Natasha Gregson Wagner
Rod Steiger
Robert Pastorelli
Natasha Lyonne
Technical Credits
Richard Elfman Director
Larry Bock Editor
Matthew Bright Screenwriter
Danny Elfman Score Composer
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Scene Index

Side #1 -- MODERN VAMPIRES
0. Scene Selections
1. Streetwalker [4:56]
2. Dinner for Two [5:30]
3. Dr. Van Helsing [3:38]
4. Off to the Party [5:41]
5. New Employee [5:43]
6. Taking Turns [4:00]
7. Piece of the Past [5:28]
8. All Cleaned Up [3:06]
9. The Bat Can [8:26]
10. Crips for Hire [5:25]
11. Insomnia Café [4:45]
12. Tears for a Vampire [4:28]
13. Time to Burn [3:23]
14. Friends [5:10]
15. It's a Party [5:37]
16. A Proposition [4:03]
17. Bat Trap [4:46]
18. Blood Bath [2:47]
19. Count Down [3:36]
20. Credits [4:04]
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Menu

Side #1 -- MODERN VAMPIRES
   Play Feature
   Commentary/Subtitles
      Commentary ON
      Commentary OFF
      spanish Subtitles ON
      Spanish Subtitles OFF
   Special Features
      Trailer
      Biographies & Filmographies
         Casper Van Dien
            Filmography/Biography
         Natasha Gregson Wagner
            Filmography/Biography
         Gabriel Casseus
            Filmography/Biography
         Kim Cattrall
            Filmography/Biography
         Craig Ferguson
            Filmography/Biography
         Natasha Lyonne
            Filmography/Biography
         Robert Pastorelli
            Filmography/Biography
         Udo Kier
            Filmography/Biography
         Rod Steiger
            Filmography/Biography
         Richard Elfman-Director
            Filmography/Biography
         Matthew Bright-Writer
            Filmography/Biography
         Brad Wyman-Producer
            Filmography/Biography
         Chris Hanley-Producer
            Filmography/Biography
      Behind-the-Scenes
      A Horrific Treat
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Customer Reviews

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 1, 2010

    Great movie. False packaging.

    This is a great little dark satire. Very original, well acted, very entertaining. It will offend some and be over the heads of others, but this is destined to be a classic. The sleazeballs who did the marketing try to make the film seem like a straight ahead Blade rip-off. It is not vaguely like that. It is a dark original comedy. Richard Elfman, the director, is brilliant!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 1, 2010

    Hilarious Hijinks Among the Undead

    These are the silliest, goofiest, most snaggletoothed vampires yet. One look at any one of 'em will bring a smile or a laugh! Casper Van Dien, Natasha Gregson Wagner, Natasha Andrechenko, Natasha Lyonne (3 Natties in one movie? Worth a Trivia Question on Regis or Somewhere), Kim Catrall, Robert Pastorelli, and the guy who plays Mr. Witt on Drew Carey; all of 'em are just hil-frickin'-larious! Van Dien begins the film toolin' down the Santa Monica Freeway smokin' a huge cheroot and listein' to The Reverend Horton Heat music! Pastorelli and the Mr. Witt guy both look like the Tasmanian Devil's brothers! Gregson Wagner talks in a hillbilly accent and wears a whore-dress that's up to THERE! Catrall gets gang-raped by 3 crips recruited by Nazi Vampire Hunter Rod Steiger who also camps it up. Lyonne doesn't have much to do but give juicy kisses to Gregson Wagner and Van Dien with blood dripping down her freckled chin! It's a laugh riot from start to finish! Bonus: The Great Conchata Ferrell as Gregson Wagner's trailer trash mother! Special Bonus: Gregson Wagner pukes all over a fat African-American woman who together with her husband or boyfriend attempted to pick up the undead slut for a threesome!

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