The Vampire's Assistant

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Overview

Based on the popular series of books by Darren Shan, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant tells the story of a small-town teen who inadvertently shatters a 200-year-old truce between warring factions of vampires. Sixteen-year-old Darren Chris Massoglia is your typical adolescent; he spends most of his time with his best friend, Steve Josh Hutcherson, earns decent grades, and generally manages to stay out of trouble. But trouble finds Darren when he and Steve make the acquaintance of a vampire named Larten ...
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Overview

Based on the popular series of books by Darren Shan, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant tells the story of a small-town teen who inadvertently shatters a 200-year-old truce between warring factions of vampires. Sixteen-year-old Darren Chris Massoglia is your typical adolescent; he spends most of his time with his best friend, Steve Josh Hutcherson, earns decent grades, and generally manages to stay out of trouble. But trouble finds Darren when he and Steve make the acquaintance of a vampire named Larten Crepsley John C. Reilly while attending a traveling freak show at a local theater. Transformed into a bloodsucker by Crepsley, Darren joins the Cirque Du Freak and quickly ingratiates himself with the unusual cast of characters who populate it, including Madame Truska the Bearded Lady Salma Hayek and the traveling sideshow's towering barker Ken Watanabe. As Darren works to master his newfound powers as a budding member of the supernatural underworld, he becomes a valued pawn between the vampires and their deadlier rivals, the Vampaneze. With tensions between the two sects intensifying, Darren must figure out a means of keeping the coming war from destroying his last vestige of humanity. Patrick Fugit, Orlando Jones, Willem Dafoe, and Jane Krakowski co-star.
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Special Features

Deleted Scenes; Guide to Becoming a Vampire; Tour du Freak
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Editorial Reviews

All Movie Guide - Jason Buchanan
A stylish and darkly playful franchise starter that successfully balances supernatural thrills with tongue-in-cheek humor, Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant manages to avoid coming off as just another Harry Potter clone thanks to a smartly written and fast-moving screenplay, some inspired set pieces, and colorful characters portrayed by a talented cast. It's an interesting feat for a director known primarily for comedy dramas rooted firmly in reality, and while only time will tell whether the film's box office will warrant the sequel that's almost certainly revving its engine in anticipation of the green light, this one is worth a look for fantasy fans with a taste for the unusual. The story, based on the books by author Darren Shan, gets under way as straight-laced teenager Darren Shan Chris Massoglia lies in a coffin playing video games at his own funeral. As his friends and family bid him their final farewells, we learn that Darren and his best friend, Steve Josh Hutcherson, a class-ditching troublemaker, were talking on the street when a flyer for the Cirque Du Freak sideshow mysteriously appeared at their feet. Later, at the show, the vampire-obsessed Steve recognizes ringmaster Larten Crepsley John C. Reilly from a book on bloodsuckers and makes a bid to get transformed. When Crepsley refuses, it's Darren who winds up joining the ranks of the thirsty undead. But trouble is brewing in the world of the weird; a longtime truce between the vampires and their mortal enemies, the Vampaneze, is on shaky ground, and as Darren joins the sideshow under the mentorship of Larten, the mysterious Mr. Tiny Michael Cerveris begins pulling strings from behind the scenes. The factors that make Cirque Du Freak so unique and bewitching are also, unfortunately, the very same factors that may prevent moviegoers from giving it a fair shake; by refusing to fit into any well-defined genre mold, delivering a few frights that could shake up the preteen set, and embracing the inherent quirkiness of such an outlandish story, co-screenwriters Paul Weitz and Brian Helgeland create a unique atmosphere where anything seems possible, and the unexpected is the norm. But, while some may consider this unconventional approach a key asset, others may be put off by the prospect of having to re-learn the vampire mythology along with our flustered protagonist while simultaneously being presented with characters whose monstrous traits are never clearly explained -- namely Mr. Tiny and his diminutive minions. By keeping us off-kilter, however, the filmmakers help us to better identify with Darren as he struggles to grasp the rules of the strange new game, and for those who resent the brain strain, fine performances by Reilly, Cerveris, Willem Dafoe, Ray Stevenson, and Patrick Fugit, among others, go a long way in maintaining our good will. Either way, it always pays to remember that this is but the setup for a much larger story, so it's logical to assume that many of our lingering questions will be addressed in future installments. By playing up the friendship between Darren and Steve in the early scenes, and positioning them as rivals later on, the story takes a kind of Peter Parker/Harry Osborn arc that compliments the comic-book feel of the film and prevents it from veering too closely to Hogwarts territory. The only thing working against this is a somewhat uneven performance by lead Massoglia, whose tone registers as somewhat flat in his later scenes with Reilly, and who fails to provide his character with any discernible sense of growth during the film's otherwise appetite-whetting epilogue. Of course, heading up a cast that includes Reilly and Dafoe is no simple task for even the most talented of young actors, and as the series progresses there will no doubt be plenty of room for improvement. Who knows whether those additional chapters will ever find their way from the page to the screen, but should that happen it appears that things could get very interesting, very quickly.
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Product Details

  • Release Date: 2/23/2010
  • UPC: 025195038393
  • Original Release: 2009
  • Rating:

  • Source: Universal Studios
  • Presentation: Wide Screen
  • Sound: Dolby AC-3 Surround Sound
  • Language: Français
  • Time: 1:49:00
  • Format: DVD
  • Sales rank: 10,435

Cast & Crew

Performance Credits
John C. Reilly Larten Crepsley
Josh Hutcherson Steve
Chris Massoglia Darren Shan
Jessica Carlson Rebecca
Michael Cerveris Mr. Tiny
Ray Stevenson Murlaugh
Patrick Fugit Evra the Snake Boy
Morgan Saylor Annie
Don McManus Mr. Shan
Colleen Camp Mrs. Shan
Ken Watanabe Mr. Tall
Salma Hayek Madame Truska
Orlando Jones Alexander Ribs
Frankie R. Faison Rhamus Twobellies
Willem Dafoe Gavner Purl
Kristen Schaal Gertha Teeth
Patrick Breen Mr. Kersey
Tom Woodruff Jr. Wolfman
Jane Krakowski Corma Limbs
Drew Varick Loaf Head
John Crawford Audience Member
Ritchie Montgomery Pastor
Ted Manson Policeman
Ann McKenzie Woman From Town
Monica Monica Teacher
Adella Gautier Nurse
Beau Holden Trucker
Patrick Fulton Kid Passing By
Tyler Chetta Kid in Hallway
Shaun Grant Vampaneze
Trey Burvant Singing Father
Beth Burvant Singing Mother
Evelyn Burvant Singing Kid
Anna Dawson Singing Kid
Jonathan Nosan Hans Hands
Madeline Gaudet Shreiking Student
Erika Jensen Rain Girl
Armal J. Perkins Mr. Pipps
Technical Credits
Paul Weitz Director, Producer, Screenwriter
William Arnold Production Designer
K.C. Colwell Asst. Director
Alec Gillis Special Effects
Brian Helgeland Screenwriter
Leslie Jones Editor
Kerry Kohansky Executive Producer
Dan Kolsrud Executive Producer
Mara LePere-Schloop Set Decoration/Design
Ewan Leslie Producer
Rodney Liber Executive Producer
Judianna Makovsky Costumes/Costume Designer
Andrew Miano Producer
Joseph Middleton Casting
James Muro Cinematographer
Kathy Nelson Musical Direction/Supervision
Courtney Pledger Executive Producer
Sarah Radclyffe Executive Producer
Sarah Radyclyffe Executive Producer
Lauren Shuler-Donner Producer
Domenic Silvestri Art Director
John Swallow Co-producer
Stephen Trask Score Composer
Tom Woodruff Jr. Special Effects
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Scene Index

Disc #1 -- Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
1. Just Lucky (Main Titles) [4:16]
2. Best Friends [4:18]
3. The Freak Show [6:48]
4. A Foreboding [5:07]
5. Evil Blood [6:53]
6. Tiny Tales [3:16]
7. Toxic Bite [3:50]
8. Half-Vampire [7:04]
9. Time to Die [6:08]
10. Wakey Wakey [4:00]
11. Neutral Grounds [7:34]
12. Stealing Dreams [5:41]
13. New Blood [5:48]
14. Vampaneze [6:12]
15. They're Here [:23]
16. Ready for the Prom [4:42]
17. The Truce Is Over [5:10]
18. Only Human [7:38]
19. One of Them [4:26]
20. End Titles [3:57]
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Menu

Disc #1 -- Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
   Play
   Scenes
   Bonus
      Deleted Scenes
         Play All
         Mr. Tiny's Vo
         Darren Rides Home From School
         Steve At Home With Mom
         Twins
         Darren Meets Rebecca
         Darren Rides Back to School
         Gertha Hangs From Flagpole
         Rebecca Throws Evra a Rat
         Darren Clims Tent
         Darren and Evra Rahearse
         Harkat Gives Thumbs up
         Rebecca on Tightrope
         Steve Kills Mullet Man
         Steve and Murlaugh Drink Together
         Original Costume Trailer Rescue
         Darren Drinks Pigs Blood
         Crepsley Talks to Darren's Parents
         Darren and Evra Reunited
         Crepsley Tells Mr. Tall About Murlaugh
         Twins Separating
      Guide to Becoming a Vampire
         Play All
         Learn Your History: The Development and Casting
         Find a New Home: Filming the Big Scenes
         Surround Yourself With Friends: Making the Cirque and Its Freaks
      Tour Du Freak
   Setup
      Spoken Language: English
      Spoken Language: Español
      Spoken Language: Français
      DVS (Descriptive Video Service)
      Subtitles: English SDH*
      Subtitles: Español
      Subtitles: Français
      Subtitles: Off
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  • Posted October 1, 2010

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    Surprisingly entertaining

    I watched The Vampire's Assistant with no real expectations, just hoping that it might be entertaining, and found myself surprised by how much I enjoyed it. The entire film feels a little over-the-top, as though in addition to featuring side show freaks, it is in itself a flashy freak of a performer. The colors are jewel-bright, the "normal" characters more caricatures than real people, and almost every scene has a stagy, wrought-with-meaning feel to it. Yet the film never loses its sense of lightness, and it introduces so many interesting people that I couldn't help wanting to know more about them. I never thought I'd be interested in reading the Cirque du Freak books, but I might just pick one up now.

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  • Posted October 1, 2010

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    Amazing!

    A really great movie. A definite must see for fans of the Cirque du Freak books as well as those who aren't.

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  • Posted October 1, 2010

    Entertaining but Inaccurate

    The movie is a collaboration of the 1st and 2nd books, and I thoroughly enjoyed it! I was excited for the premiere of this for weeks prior to and went very far out of my way to go see it opening weekend. Wasn't a big box office hit b/c it was NOT well publicized AT ALL! But it is a good movie.

    If you are familiar w/ the series, then you'll probably be able to tell right away it's not very true to the books. It keeps the same basic plot parts, but puts them all together in a different order, which can be frustrating. The casting, however, is very good, and the only underdeveloped character is Evra Von, but Darren & Steve are PERFECTLY cast! I found this movie very entertaining and I DO plan on buying it when it's available on dvd (which is now, I think). I REALLY RECOMMEND IT for entertainment purposes, but I do encourage the reading of the books, too, they're a completely different story. :)

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  • Posted October 1, 2010

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    Takes Vampire Myths and Crushes Them into Reality

    Darren Shan's imagination is beyond wild and that is greatly illustrated in this funny, exciting movie. Every personality from the book is expressed in the film and the creative, gruesome entertainment keeps you laughing from beginning to end. Also, you'll watch all the myths in vampire tales from mind tricks to transforming into bats be destroyed as the twisted story of a vampire master and his new assistant unfolds.
    A great movie for Halloween!!

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  • Posted October 1, 2010

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    This movie is very interesting. Let's start with the plot. The plot was quite good but it was odd because at some parts you are unsure whether to laugh or not. But that oddness wasn't such a bad thing because it kept you aware and/or alert. And the

    plot was also very different as of following the original story. I read the entire series and loved it but when you compare it to the movie is is definetly different. So I don't know whether fans of the book would be so pleased. (But I did like it.) It was a very funny movie though, which I'm not quite sure if the people who haven't yet watched it are looking for comedy. The books are definetly far from a comedy though. But, that is one exellent thing, the movie has a perfect blend or twist to it. It is funny, it has action scenes, and even a little bit of romance, horror, and emotion.
    Also, it is something to keep talking about because, the ending somewhat keeps you going. It doesn't insist that it will be continued, but the chances are that it will be a series of four movies, much like the Twilight Saga. Three books in each movie.
    And um..... over all I rate it **** because over all I did enjoy it and think many others may to.





    *These are all my own personal opinions. I hope none are offended if they think differently*

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  • Posted October 1, 2010

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    The Vampire's Assistant is my all time favorite movie

    I love this movie and although it differs greatly from the books. It is impossible to make a movie identical to a boys' diary. But even though it deviates from the original concept it is still my all time favorite movie. I also recommend that you read the books before you see the movie. It is easier to understand dispite the alterations.

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