Emergency Toilet Paper: An Outdoorsman's Bathroom Guide

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The hunting, fishing, growing-up stories in Emergency Toilet Paper will make you say, "Hey! I did that when I was a kid and I knew it was funny... Just knew it! So why the hell did I get grounded?! Emergency Toilet Paper digs into the mind of the sportsman and pulls out all the makes them, umm, "special". It also helps to prove long-debated theories of the outdoor world; such as bears on the high plains, aliens just waiting to abduct anyone with a six pack and a mind for a fishing trip, and the actual existence ...
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Overview

The hunting, fishing, growing-up stories in Emergency Toilet Paper will make you say, "Hey! I did that when I was a kid and I knew it was funny... Just knew it! So why the hell did I get grounded?! Emergency Toilet Paper digs into the mind of the sportsman and pulls out all the makes them, umm, "special". It also helps to prove long-debated theories of the outdoor world; such as bears on the high plains, aliens just waiting to abduct anyone with a six pack and a mind for a fishing trip, and the actual existence of a caring spouse married to an outdoorsman... OK, OK. That last one may have been a little far-fetched, but if there are any spouses out there that want to at least appear as though they care; try picking up some Emergency Toilet Paper for your beloved outdoorsman. However, be careful, you might want to suggest they read it first.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781411616110
  • Publisher: Lulu.com
  • Publication date: 10/28/2004
  • Pages: 200
  • Product dimensions: 6.00 (w) x 9.00 (h) x 0.46 (d)

Table of Contents

Turtle Terror 
The Great Horse-Apple Race of '79 
Alien Abduction 
The Crappie Kid 
Base Camp 
Tutoring Tony 
Sheep Dip 
Another Alien Abduction 
Tackle Box Woes 
Slopes, Dopes, and Mountain Bikes 
In the Beginning, I Created the "Shouldn'ts" 
Diagnosis:  Paranoia 
No Place Like Home 
Shoot and Release? 
Duck Overdose 
Fishing Fees 
The Whiska Fish 
Words of Alternate Wisdom 
Safari Jack 
Leveling the Field 
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    All of the reasons i hate this book

    Hi my name is kyle otstot. I go to school at dcms. I am a packers fan. I dont know my address but if i did i would tell you. I have an annoying little sister named chloe.

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