Erotic Distraction No1 Nessum Dorma [NOOK Book]

Overview

Erotic books all have the same theme, obviously; and the same end. This one deals with the eroticism embedded in Britain's Got Talent, and features a new sex toy invention.

For those who fancy a change from the usual erotica ... off the wall erotica. It may even encourage more people to go for music lessons?

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Erotic Distraction No1 Nessum Dorma

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Overview

Erotic books all have the same theme, obviously; and the same end. This one deals with the eroticism embedded in Britain's Got Talent, and features a new sex toy invention.

For those who fancy a change from the usual erotica ... off the wall erotica. It may even encourage more people to go for music lessons?

Read More Show Less

Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940011337345
  • Publisher: Frankie Lassut
  • Publication date: 6/19/2011
  • Series: Erotic Distractions
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • File size: 88 KB

Meet the Author

Frankie lives in Coventry, England. He has held many positions including children's worker, factory worker. In one warehouse the manager tried o explain how to put a coin in the drinks machine and kindly stopped the insult when informed 'I've got that bit' ... proper jobs aren't all they're cut out to be, unless it's cutting out with a pair of scissors. He has written most of his life but started to do it seriously when he was a bus driver. The job consisted of driving along in a mobile loony bin. One day he was asked if he wanted to buy some grass by a passenger, who asked for sixty quid for a small plastic pouch of the stuff. He refused and told the manager (at least he thought it was the manager, who was hard to see through the cloud of sweet smelling smoke). "Terrible! That's very expensive and not good for business" said the manager. "Not a good businessman at all" the manager carried on.
"Well, I see your point, but not too bad for a seven year old. He had a face hard enough to chop wood on, which will serve him well in the future." The job started Frankie writing seriously and the book which deals with the mad training to be able to dodge a machete (Skid Marks). There are many other books too from this disturbed mind. Seven genres in all.
Anyway, have a great day.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 22, 2012

    Wth

    How do i delete this

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 20, 2012

    Worth it

    This story won't by any stretch of the imagination....arouse yor senses. It is however quite humorous and worth the few minutes it takes to read it.

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    Posted August 14, 2011

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