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Rule number 28: If there is danger ...
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Rule number 28: If there is danger involved, it is fun.
Rule number 33: Never trust anyone with a phone number that ends in 00.
Rule number 71: The best blind dates are with girls named Kelly or Samantha.
Rule number 112: You cut the fat, you cut the flavor.
Rule number 117: No movie should have its title incorporated into the dialogue.
Rule number 198: When it comes to luggage, men don't pull.
Rule number 243: Slow-motion violence goes best with Mahler.
Rule number 289:The people who elect to perform karaoke are never the people you wish to perform karaoke.
Rule number 311: A man should avoid using the phrase "assume the position" on the first date.
Rule number 317: No straws.
Posted December 17, 2010
Anonymous reviewer " Uneducated people should research before they remark. These rules are for people with small minds."
You should heed your own advice. This was obviously intended to be a lighthearted read not actual rules to help the socially awkward, uncouth and pompous such as yourself.
Posted February 2, 2010