Everyone Gets Divorced: Season One [NOOK Book]


Everyone Gets Divorced: Season One (It's Like How I Met Your Mother and Always Sunny in Philadelphia had a baby on your Nook!)

Join Archer as he explains how his perfect, fairy-tale marriage slowly started to crumble before the "I dos" were exchanged. In this first episode of the comedy, Everyone Gets Divorced, you're introduced to Archer, his fiancee Hannah, and his gang ...
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Everyone Gets Divorced: Season One (It's Like How I Met Your Mother and Always Sunny in Philadelphia had a baby on your Nook!)

Join Archer as he explains how his perfect, fairy-tale marriage slowly started to crumble before the "I dos" were exchanged. In this first episode of the comedy, Everyone Gets Divorced, you're introduced to Archer, his fiancee Hannah, and his gang of five repugnant friends. Everyone Gets Divorced will have you laughing hard, and wondering how anyone can stay together at all.

Everyone Gets Divorced Season One Comes With the Following 6 Episodes:

1. The Proposal
2. The Engagement
3. The Wedding
4. The Quarantine
5. The Scare
6. The Double Date

Realm & Sands Readers LOVE to Laugh! Here's What They're Saying About Everyone Gets Divorced:

"I enjoyed this. The opening chapter felt like "Tarantino" light with its after the fact monologue. The middle kept me hopping with its roller coaster comedy of errors and had a "Douglas Adams" flavor of whit. All the characters were defined and the group felt like an older albeit slightly cracked version of the GOONIES with a "friends like these" sensibility. All in all a journey I think is well worth taking. I look forward to seeing how this will all play out. Get "Divorced" now, you won't even need a lawyer!"

"This is a fun look at what comes after the happily ever after. The all to common end to better than half of the marriages ... In this first episode we get to meet Archer, his room mates, his fiancé and somebody's disturbing pet (which could be Archer's mate). A fun well told story that leave the reader wanting more. Really, come on, when is the next episode?"

"Filled with folks you like to read about but wouldn't like to hang out with. My wife and I are fans of the How I Met Your Mother television show, and it's a bit reminiscent of that. It'll be interesting to see if the series continues to build on that vibe. The story itself was pretty good, and the antics look like they'll prove to be worth following. There don't seem to be any actual likable characters, but there's a lot of folks you enjoy watching being ****s."

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940148871767
  • Publisher: Realm & Sands
  • Publication date: 11/25/2013
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • File size: 2 MB

Meet the Author

Johnny B. Truant is an author, blogger, and podcaster who, like the Ramones, was long denied induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame despite having a large cult following. You can connect with Johnny on Twitter at @JohnnyBTruant, and should send him an email at if the mood strikes you.

Sean Platt is speaker, author, and entrepreneur. He is co-founder of Collective Inkwell and Realm & Sands, writes for children under the name Guy Incognito, and has more than his share of nose. You can find Sean at SeanMPlatt.com, Follow him on Twitter at @SeanPlatt, or email him at .

Johnny and Sean, along with David Wright host two podcasts: the horror/comedy show Better Off Undead and the Self Publishing Podcast. Both podcasts are available on iTunes and the other podcast directories, as well as on Stitcher Radio, and both are for mature audiences only.
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