Poop City
I Love the book...Everyone Poops. Because everything in this book is so true. In my childhood I had experienced many of the things that were written in this book. I will recommend this book for anyone in the world who enjoys reading and discussing POOP. My favorite page was page 28, because the very first time I Pooped in the potty, I liked it a lot. It was green and yellow with little peanuts in it. Now I am going to tell you about my Perfect childhood. It was everything you could imagine with a mind like a child especially if it involved the color brown or green and was smelly and watery and squishy. Well it started off like this; I was born the first thing I saw was my mother going to the bathroom she had been nervous about my labor so she had bad gas pains and very bad diarrhea and that is why I am fascinated with poop now. 1n fact I'm staring my first day as an official Scatologist (the study of poop Now I am going to start my children off fresh so they will have the same experience I had with my mother right from birth. I strongly recommend Scatology as a very serious profession. I started working at the age of 15 my very first job there was cleaning the wonderful smell of poop from many little children. and that is when I knew that Scatology was going to be my profession for the rest of MY incredible life. One time when I was 14, I had to clean out my colon, I enjoyed the smell, and afterwards, I measured it. You know what? It broke a record for the longest poop ever recorded! It was 7 feet Long. I just LOVE my job! Do you ever have problems sleeping? Well when I was a child I did, but I had a dream on how to fix it Instead of counting sheep I began to count how many time people pooped in the toilet. They were fat people and skinny people, people that made big poops and people that made small poops, and there were people who just left without flushing. They all made special faces while they were pooping. I loved those faces. It was the best thing that EVER happened to me. After I became really fascinated with the colors and the texture I had a revelation from God to go to Africa and Asia and Europe and study the different colors and texture so I could find the rare colors and smells so I could invent scratch and smell wallpaper. You can only imagine the hundreds- no wait thousand of different colors and smells! Man! I LOVE that smell and this year were going green and let me tell ya we are the most natural wallpaper company in all the world we have so many board members from all around the countries that we sell it worldwide but there is one secret. I never told them what made the wallpaper so beautiful and it made the texture and smell magnificent. So I strongly ask you not to tell anybody my secret ingredient to the (Scratch and sniff wallpaper) established in 2003. The secret ingredient is poop. Mainly from killer whales. BUT the best smelling poop I can remember smelling was when recently I went to a community bathroom after Justin Bieber at the colonoscopy clinic in Georgia. And although the world doesn't know this, Justin Bieber has a problem with flushing after himself... Well, you probably don't want to hear the rest that story. Anyways, that is my life in a nutshell. Just remember: I have LOTS of fantastic stories that I may come and share with you later. Note to Self: Never hold in your poop because it will give you a stomach ache. Always enjoy that feeling that pooping feels. Oh yes, and Keep pooping everyone!
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Overview
Finally, a beginning science book that really addresses the needs and interests of the very young child. Since we all eat, we all must poop. It is this basic message that this wonderful book presents in a form that is both humorous and informative.