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Everything but the Baby [NOOK Book]

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Allison Cabot is all about babies.

She'd even been ready to marry a guy she didn't really know to get one. Except that her last-minute prenup scared him off.

It turns out she got lucky. Mark Travers's sister hadn't been so fortunate. And now all Mark wants is to hunt down the man who betrayed her. That, and prevent women like Allison from falling into the other man's trap.

The one thing Mark doesn't want to ...

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Everything but the Baby

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Overview


Allison Cabot is all about babies.

She'd even been ready to marry a guy she didn't really know to get one. Except that her last-minute prenup scared him off.

It turns out she got lucky. Mark Travers's sister hadn't been so fortunate. And now all Mark wants is to hunt down the man who betrayed her. That, and prevent women like Allison from falling into the other man's trap.

The one thing Mark doesn't want to do is break his rule about getting involved with a woman who has babies on the brain. Yet Allison's zany plan to capture their quarry with charm makes him...jealous. Could this beautiful woman really be the exception to his rule?


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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781426883583
  • Publisher: Harlequin
  • Publication date: 11/24/2010
  • Series: Harlequin Super Romance Series , #1411
  • Sold by: HARLEQUIN
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 304
  • Sales rank: 799,893
  • File size: 474 KB

Meet the Author




Kathleen wrote her first book in the first grade. It was a shameless derivative story about Dick and Jane, and was at least seven pages long. Her mother loved it. Her first grade teacher, Sister Anna Mary, loved it. But it would be almost three decades before Kathleen attempted another novel.

In the meantime, though, she never stopped writing. She wrote some awful poetry in high school, working through the typical hormonal overreaction to having her heart broken by "the wrong boy."

After college, she took a newspaper job, and she eventually worked her way up to the position of television critic before throwing it all over to follow her heart, and her husband, a fellow journalist, to make a home in Miami.

When her first child was born, and her life began to consist of cleaning up after small creatures who didn’t understand indoor plumbing, she decided she had to go back to writing. But she couldn’t bear to leave her amazing little girl, so she turned once again to novels. And because she was a born sentimentalist, and a great believer in romance, she decided to try to write for Harlequin.

Today, Kathleen still lives in Florida, still is married to the same extraordinary man, and has two children she adores. Her daughter is a university senior, a musical, magical beauty who has become her best friend. Her son is a witty, wonderful member of the tennis team and a handsome devil whose smile breaks hearts at school, warms hearts at home.

Kathleen is a true Cancer, valuing home and friends above everything. She still counts as her most important people her sister, her best friend from childhood, her special buddy from high school, and the friends she has made through the years, among other writers.

She has a cockatiel named Lizzie, who terrorizes the other small birds in her office/aviary. She loves flowers, colored cut glass, Mozart ,and Elvis. She is addicted to The X-Files, Dorothy Dunnett novels, and sugarfree Popsicles.
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At first, when Allison Cabot realized that her bridegroom wasn't just late, stuck in Boston's rush-hour traffic or locked in battle with a recalcitrant tuxedo, it felt like a dream. One of those ridiculous over-the-top nightmares, the kind you recognize as fiction even while you're sleeping, because nothing that bad ever happens to you in real life.

Oddly, she felt no anger, certainly no pain, though someone shoved a tissue into her hand as if they expected her to dissolve into a puddle of tears. Instead, she felt numb. She floated about an inch above the floor, bathed in the sweet scent of altar roses, watching the drama play out while she waited to wake up.

Maybe, she thought, she had finally absorbed a little of her father's elegant WASP restraint. Public displays of emotion were unacceptable for the Cabots. Play through, play through, that had been Ripley Cabot's motto, whether Allison was coping with her mother's death or a broken toe at soccer practice.

Or getting jilted at the altar.

While she was floating peacefully—the lobotomized bride—someone else sent the two hundred wedding guests home. Probably Bitsy Bohannon, her best friend and wedding planner. Bitsy looked like a golden fairy but had the field instincts of a five-star general.

It was Bitsy who had come back into the dressing room afterward and asked Allison what she wanted to do next.

"Actually," Allison had said, after considering the matter for a minute, " I'm hungry. I'd been looking forward to that filet mignon at the reception."

Bitsy's blond, angel-wing eyebrows had risen slightly, but she didn't seem to find the comment cold-blooded.

"Me, too," she'd said."Let's feast." That had been an hour ago. Since then, they'd sat together at one of the ten blue-silk-draped tables in the Freedom Ballroom of the prestigious Revere Hotel and shared a tender nine-ounce steak, a bowl of creamy herbed asparagus and two bottles of Bollinger Grand Année.

They weren't drunk, but Allison was definitely feeling less straitlaced than usual. And less peaceful. Anger was starting to bubble to the surface. There might be other emotions, too, deeper down in the mix, but she hoped she could, for once, be as strong as her father would have wanted. A high-strung child, she'd disappointed her dignified father so often: when she cried for days over her dead gerbil; when she asked for a night-light to banish the monsters she imagined hid in her shoes; when their housekeeper resigned and Allie tearfully chased the woman down the street, begging her to come back.

he'd even tried to break Allison of her habit of wishing on stars, a piece of nonsense he believed she'd inherited from her superstitious Irish mother.

Eileen O’Hara Cabot had died when Allison was only three, so if she was was responsible for her daughter's emotional lapses, it must have been by way of DNA.

Today's fiasco would have been the ultimate disappointment for him.

Poor Allison, never quite a beauty, now a shade past her prime, falling for such an obvious cad. So foolish. Though her father had been dead only five months and she missed him every minute, she was almost glad he hadn't lived to see this humiliation.

Of course, that also meant he hadn't lived to see his grandchildren.

Assuming she ever got around to providing any. After today, that looked more unlikely than ever.

Twisting one of the blue ribbons from the centerpiece around her finger, she surveyed the sumptuous hotel ballroom. Each chair was covered in blue silk, tied at the back with a knot of white roses. Allison could almost catch the sickly sweet smell of petals wilting, fading. She glanced down at her own hand, as if she might be able to see it aging, too.

"You know what?, She looked at Bitsy. "I think I've wasted my life."

Bitsy had been concentrating on making an effigy of Lincoln Gray out of the fruit from the tables" centerpieces—Bitsy's answer to any emotional dilemma was to create something. They hadn't discussed it, but Allison knew it was Lincoln by the white-grape hair, which did look strangely like Lincoln's shiny blond curls.

Bitsy frowned, a cluster of grapes dangling from her fingers. "That's ridiculous, Allie. Wasted your life? I know you're hurting right now, but—"

"No." Allison waved her freshly manicured hand with the pink-diamond polish that exactly matched her brand-new silk bra and panties. It was hard to remember how seriously she had taken all these details about four hours ago. She felt as if she'd been punked.

"Not because I'm hurting. I'm not hurting." Bitsy nodded, though she didn't quite meet Allison's gaze.

"I'm not," Allison insisted. "I'm—okay. I'm embarrassed, of course. But mostly I'm mad."

Suddenly, after an hour of numb near-silence, Allison needed to talk. And anger seemed safe. Anger, the one emotion even her father had indulged in.

"Look at this dress! You know what a Vera Wang costs. And four million roses."

She scowled toward the music platform, where a graceful gold harp stood silently waiting for the show that would never go on. The string quartet would have to be paid, too.

"Heck, I spent a thousand dollars on that stupid ice sculpture alone. I figure every drip of that swan's beak costs me about a buck-fifty. If Lincoln didn't want to marry me, couldn't he have said so before I blew a fortune on the wedding?"

Bitsy laughed and glanced over at the swan, who did appear to be drooling. She seemed about to say something, but then closed her mouth around a cluster of fancy toothpicks, which she was using to hold fruit-Lincoln together.

Allison knew what Bitsy's unspoken thought was. Lincoln had wanted to marry her, all the way up until last night, when, succumbing to her lawyer's pressure, Allison had asked him to sign a prenup. he'd signed it without blinking and he'd even kissed her afterward. That was how good he was.

She'd never guessed that he was also signing the death warrant for their marriage.

Bitsy hitched up her sky-blue gown so that she could kneel and adjust the angle of the watermelon she'd propped on one of the chairs. "Still, even though you may have wasted a small fortune—. Why on earth would you say you've wasted your life?"

Allison drummed her fingers on the edge of the table. She gave Bitsy a small smile. "Because, although a situation like this calls for a little justifiable homicide, I don't know a single hit man. I don't have one recipe for undetectable poison." triple-riveted one up, admiring how crystal chandelier. "With blades."

Allison took one last good look at the figure propped on the satin chair. "I almost hate to ruin it," she said. "He's prettier than Lincoln."

That wasn't true, of course. The man she would have married today, if he'd bothered to show up, was blond, blue-eyed, bronzed and."

And that was just the Bs.

But this effigy of Lincoln was bizarre, voluptuous and oddly beautiful. Honeydew head, watermelon body, white-grape hair and blackberry lips. His face was a sickly green and his kumquat eyes were slightly crossed.

Appropriate for a man who was about to get stabbed in the heart.

Allison squinted, her hand on her hip, the knife's lethal blade carefully pointed out, so that she wouldn't rip the lace overlay that draped across the tulle skirt of her gown. This sucker was going to fetch a fortune on eBay.

"Okay, I've got only six knives, so let's decide where the bull's-eye is," she said. "Right between the kumquats? Or should I split the strawberry heart?"

Bitsy nudged Lincoln's body so that he sat up straighter. "Let's say two points for the kumquats. Four points for the strawberry." She smiled, her blue eyes catlike and evil as her gaze slid to the very bottom of the watermelon. "Ten points for the banana."

Allison hadn't noticed the small banana and the sight of its puny yellow curve made her laugh for the first time today. She was still laughing as she tossed the first knife so, unfortunately, it hit the back of the chair, handle first, and clattered to the ground.

She grimaced toward Bitsy. "It's that repressed WASP upbringing," Bitsy said. "Not a shred of killer instinct left."

"I told you I'd wasted my life," Allison agreed sadly.

She took more time with the next tosses. "You are—" the knife grazed a lump of grape hair, then slid to the floor" —a sleazy bastard—" she missed the effigy entirely "—Lincoln Gray." That one embedded itself deeply in the chair's gold satin upholstery.

Oh, heck. Repairing that was going to cost a pretty penny. And she only had two knives left.

"Mind if I try?"

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  • Posted December 9, 2008

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    A delightful romance

    Allison Cabot was waiting at the altar for Lincoln to arrive, but he never does. She assumes he jilted her because of her prenuptial agreement. The only good thing about Lincoln Gray¿s failure to appear is that her father was not alive to see the humiliation as dad died six months ago. She only wishes he broke off the engagement before she spent money on the wedding.------------------ However, Mark Travers arrives to explain to Allison that Lincoln jilted her because he married his sister Tracy last year before absconding with her funds. Mark further explains that Lincoln carefully selects his marks as lonely women in their thirties suffering from a setback that leaves them at this moment open to his charm. He wants her help to find the scoundrel who wiped out his sister¿s bank accounts before vanishing. Allison agrees to assist him, but Mark changes his mind as he does not want the woman he loves used as bait to catch an amoral rogue.------------------- The lead couple makes for a fine tale as the audience will immediately accept Allison and Mark setting up a scam to get back at Lincoln neither expected nor desired love to enter their relationship forged out of a need for revenge. Fans will enjoy this fine cat and mouse romance while wondering if Lincoln has even one redeeming quality.------------------ Harriet Klausner

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