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Excuses, Excuses: I am Unable to Come into the Office Today Because . . .
     

Excuses, Excuses: I am Unable to Come into the Office Today Because . . .

by Ralph Lazar
 

A side-splitting collection of excuses for getting out of work—if you can get your boss to believe them

Most people will admit to telling the odd white lie in order to wangle a day off work, but only a master excuse-maker could conceive of alibis including milking a walrus, contracting "osmosis," and FOHP (Fear of Having Peaked)—all of

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A side-splitting collection of excuses for getting out of work—if you can get your boss to believe them

Most people will admit to telling the odd white lie in order to wangle a day off work, but only a master excuse-maker could conceive of alibis including milking a walrus, contracting "osmosis," and FOHP (Fear of Having Peaked)—all of which, and more, are presented in this surreal and off-the-wall book! Caution: Not recommended for use in actual workplace scenarios.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781849533690
Publisher:
Summersdale
Publication date:
11/01/2014
Pages:
64
Product dimensions:
4.70(w) x 6.10(h) x 0.50(d)

Meet the Author

Lisa Swerling and Ralph Lazar are the authors of Me Without You, We Without You, and If Our Love Were a Book . . . This is How It Would Look. They have won numerous awards, including The Washington Post Book of the Week and the U.S. Parents' Voice Award, twice. They live in California.

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