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Explain That to a Martian
     

Explain That to a Martian

3.2 9
by Gary Weston
 

Three in the morning. I was drunk. Nothing new there. I needed to pee, and found "Joe" in my lounge.
Don't get me wrong. Joe's a nice guy. He just happens to come from Mars. So, we talked a while, had fish finger sandwiches, he asked a lot of stupid questions, and I'm still drunk.

Overview

Three in the morning. I was drunk. Nothing new there. I needed to pee, and found "Joe" in my lounge.
Don't get me wrong. Joe's a nice guy. He just happens to come from Mars. So, we talked a while, had fish finger sandwiches, he asked a lot of stupid questions, and I'm still drunk.

Product Details

BN ID:
2940032899891
Publisher:
Gary Weston
Publication date:
10/29/2011
Series:
Explain That To A Martian , #1
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
392,051
File size:
114 KB

Meet the Author

Hello again. Davron Fans on B and N. You'll be interested in the new Davron story I'm working on Davron : The Universe Is Not Enough. I thought of doing a full length book, but Davron lends itself to a freebie serial. Davron, Belle, Matlock, Danders, Akrins and of course, Muffin the flying chimp have taken off from Spero and need a new place to live. Plenty of planets in the galaxy, you'd think. All they have to do is pick one, right? Life is never that simple. Not in my books they aren't. Expect the impossible and join the crew of the Romulus as a whole new bunch of nail biting adventures begin! I am much obliged to the reviewer on Barnes and Noble for the review of Last Flight For Craggy, but not sure if the concept of ebooks with sound,effects and music etc was fully understood. Not available on B and N, Amazon etc. Only available FREE on booktrack.com. I have 29 books and stories with sounds to them, all FREE. Books with sounds??? Is that audiobooks? No.So what is this about, Gary? I hear you ask. Well. Imagine ebooks with sound effects. Background music, ambiance, and sound effects like doors slamming, or cars driving off. It could be the next best thing. Some of my little horrors are proving popular on there, such as Character Stains. Think it's a little bit radical? Go check it out. There are some classics on there, such as Sherlock Holmes, etc. It is all FREE at the moment. I have also created 10 audiobooks by narrating my ebooks. Some, like the All Mixed Up series, have several stories in one book. 1 to 4 and 5 to 8. If you would like to "Hear" Detective Senior Morris and the team tell the stories you'll find hyperlinks in the ebooks to take you straight there. Other audiobooks are Last Flight For Craggy. The Amazing Abbey Jones, Starlight Army and many others all at distribly.com. They are in MP4B format, ok for apple and others smart phone devices and free samples are available to try out. A free version of Starlight Army is available for a short time. Hope you like them. Gary

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Explain That to a Martian 3.2 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 9 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
What a funny book. I liked it alot. I liked the ending with the liquor gone. J.... :)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The protagonist deals quite ineptly with an alien being. Fairly amusing,
suzybazaar More than 1 year ago
Thoroughly enjoyed this story! It was about...now what was it about? You'll have to read it for yourselves and see. I can recommend it for its clever dialogue, the thoughts it raises and its humour. I'm anyone's who makes me laugh!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Good short story. Nice characters and storyline.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Its ok
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Good story. Jms
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Enjpyed reading.
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