Extreme Monsters Joke Book
You'll Die Laughing!
You may have read the Extreme Monster chapter books. Now join the team of Val the Vampire, Steiner, Jinx, Wulf, and Mumford the Mummy in these hysterical hijinx!
Your friends will howl with laughter at knee-slapping riddles and horror-endous jokes like:
What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?
A boney phoney!
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand.
What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you deliver?
What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to it's diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
Why did the monster sit on a pumpkin?
He wanted to play squash!
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates!
And over 500 more monster-themed jokes!
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You may have read the Extreme Monster chapter books. Now join the team of Val the Vampire, Steiner, Jinx, Wulf, and Mumford the Mummy in these hysterical hijinx!
Your friends will howl with laughter at knee-slapping riddles and horror-endous jokes like:
What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?
A boney phoney!
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand.
What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you deliver?
What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to it's diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
Why did the monster sit on a pumpkin?
He wanted to play squash!
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates!
And over 500 more monster-themed jokes!
Extreme Monsters Joke Book
You'll Die Laughing!
You may have read the Extreme Monster chapter books. Now join the team of Val the Vampire, Steiner, Jinx, Wulf, and Mumford the Mummy in these hysterical hijinx!
Your friends will howl with laughter at knee-slapping riddles and horror-endous jokes like:
What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?
A boney phoney!
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand.
What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you deliver?
What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to it's diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
Why did the monster sit on a pumpkin?
He wanted to play squash!
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates!
And over 500 more monster-themed jokes!
You may have read the Extreme Monster chapter books. Now join the team of Val the Vampire, Steiner, Jinx, Wulf, and Mumford the Mummy in these hysterical hijinx!
Your friends will howl with laughter at knee-slapping riddles and horror-endous jokes like:
What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?
A boney phoney!
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand.
What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you deliver?
What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to it's diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
Why did the monster sit on a pumpkin?
He wanted to play squash!
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates!
And over 500 more monster-themed jokes!
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Product Details
| BN ID: | 2940012764331 |
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| Publisher: | Brighter Minds Media |
| Publication date: | 06/23/2011 |
| Series: | Extreme Monsters , #5 |
| Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
| Format: | eBook |
| File size: | 489 KB |
| Age Range: | 6 - 8 Years |
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