F-Zombie [NOOK Book]

Overview

No one knows who started using the word 'f-zombie', though the term seemed to fit. There's not one officially recognized source for the 'f' in f-zombie, but each explanation for it is pretty much true.
One thing that they are is fastidious. What that means is that they tidy up after themselves, which means they look like everyone else. No blood drippings from their chins, skin hanging loose off their face, no white eyeballs or the stench of rotted flesh. If your best friend was ...

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F-Zombie

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Overview

No one knows who started using the word 'f-zombie', though the term seemed to fit. There's not one officially recognized source for the 'f' in f-zombie, but each explanation for it is pretty much true.
One thing that they are is fastidious. What that means is that they tidy up after themselves, which means they look like everyone else. No blood drippings from their chins, skin hanging loose off their face, no white eyeballs or the stench of rotted flesh. If your best friend was a well fed f-zombie and was sitting in that chair on the other side of the room, yeah that chair with your stuffed teddy bear, you wouldn't have any idea at all. They tied their shoes, buttoned their shirts and combed their hair.
Fooled us real good. That's another 'f', 'fooled'. Because they looked so much like everyone else, we liked to say they'd pull a 'fast one' on you. That's where they fool you and it's also how so many people got bit.
There was also the name 'festies', cause they'd show up at parties. 'Feisties' because they'd get real agitated if you found out they were an f-zombie and didn't treat them exactly like you had before they were infected. There was the name 'Falsies', cause they're just false. Last one I can remember was 'feasties', cause they were coming to eat you.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940045546478
  • Publisher: Jason Thornton
  • Publication date: 12/21/2013
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 28,572
  • File size: 288 KB

Meet the Author

Jason Thornton holds a bachelors degree in criminal justice and currently works full time as a case manager in a community custody correctional facility. His experience in corrections over the past eleven years also includes working security in a medium security facility and as a probation and parole officer in a rural northern Idaho community. He has over fourteen years of experience in the military with training and duties in demolitions, small arms maintenance, and disaster preparedness. During his military service he was assigned to companies in light infantry, armor, cavalry and combat engineer units. Writing for him serves as an outlet for his restless mind and as a challenge to improve and perfect his skills.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 21, 2014

    Good short story

    Quick and to the point. New twist on the old zombie stories.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted March 7, 2014

    Terrific short story.

    Terrific short story.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 16, 2014

    Awesome!

    Make a part 2!! D suspense!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 20, 2014

    Greay T Great

    Really enjoyed this short

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 12, 2014

    Fair

    I wasn't impressed. I think I got the ending but it was fairly confusing. About 6 pages long.

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