Fairies Don't Flirt [NOOK Book]

Overview

A young elf has been robbed. He claims to be the victim of a fairy who was flirting with him, but the new sheriff of Nobtree knows it could not be true. This is a short story full of lighthearted adventure and a glimpse into the secret lives of mythical creatures. This story is a sample of the soon to be published collection -Elf Tales And Other Psychotic Events-.

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Fairies Don't Flirt

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Overview

A young elf has been robbed. He claims to be the victim of a fairy who was flirting with him, but the new sheriff of Nobtree knows it could not be true. This is a short story full of lighthearted adventure and a glimpse into the secret lives of mythical creatures. This story is a sample of the soon to be published collection -Elf Tales And Other Psychotic Events-.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940033068814
  • Publisher: StephenB5 Jones
  • Publication date: 2/21/2012
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 148,916
  • File size: 88 KB

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Husband, Father, Philosopher, Bus Driver, Writer... but that's just today. I grew up in the U.S. southwest. I've been writing, sometimes coherently, since Jr. High.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 13, 2012

    This troll knows his business!

    The Sheriff certainly knows the characteristics of those under his protection and utilizes that knowledge to solve the mystery in good order. A good, fun read.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 8, 2014

    Wow.

    What a lame read. It bounced around a lot and barely held my attention. Not really a main plot. And really? A troll as a sheriff? Almost eveybody knows that trolls (and goblins alike) eat and terrorize elves, fairies, and the like.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 26, 2014

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    Good story

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 15, 2013

    This was so stupid

    It made no sense at all it wasnt even funny to me in my opinion if i could id give it 0 stars sorry but thats just my opinion

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  • Posted December 29, 2012

    more from this reviewer

    Fairies Don¿t Flirt by Stephen ¿B5¿ Jones Sheriff Boglo Stimp ha

    Fairies Don’t Flirt by Stephen “B5” Jones
    Sheriff Boglo Stimp has just been elected in Nobtree. The elves think the election was rigged and the fairies don't seem to care. His first case comes in when a young elf, Varantcea, comes to tell how he was robbed by a flirting faerie. The problem is fairies don’t flirt.




    A cute short story sample from Elf Tales and Other Psychotic Events.

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  • Posted December 27, 2012

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    Funny

    Quite funny. Good read. Liked it a lot.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 11, 2012

    There's a collection of short stories along these lines by this

    There's a collection of short stories along these lines by this author. Elf Tales is worth a look.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 4, 2012

    Unfinished?

    It was a cute short story. The characters that were introduced did have some character development, i like that the author left room for imagination.
    The ending seemed a bit unfinished, maybe it was meant as an open ending to introduce another short story or possibly to expand on later and develop into a novel.
    All in all i did enjoy the story and would love to see it expanded upon and made into a novel.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 23, 2012

    Cant complain

    Liked it

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 7, 2012

    Clever and humorous

    A fresh take on interfantasy creature relations

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 22, 2012

    Stupid.

    Again, stupid. Unless you want to read this to your 3 year old, don't waste your time. Three minutes of my life I'll never get back.

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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