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The Falcon's Malteser [NOOK Book]

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When the vertically-challenged Johnny Naples entrusts Tim Diamond with a package worth over three million pounds, he’s making a big mistake. Tim Diamond is the worst detective in the world. Next day, Johnny’s dead, Tim feels the heat, and his smart younger brother, Nick, gets the package—and every crook in town on his back!

After his older brother, a fledgling private detective, agrees to safeguard a package for a dwarf who does ...

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Overview

When the vertically-challenged Johnny Naples entrusts Tim Diamond with a package worth over three million pounds, he’s making a big mistake. Tim Diamond is the worst detective in the world. Next day, Johnny’s dead, Tim feels the heat, and his smart younger brother, Nick, gets the package—and every crook in town on his back!

After his older brother, a fledgling private detective, agrees to safeguard a package for a dwarf who does not live long, thirteen-year-old Nick scampers to solve the mystery while also trying to stay one step ahead of an assortment of thugs.

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Editorial Reviews

Children's Literature
Horowitz launches his "Diamond Brothers" mystery series with a funny and clever spoof of Bogart-inspired private-eye detective films. Bogart references abound, from the title (the Falcon is a crime lord, who has hidden the secret to his diamond stash in a box of "Malteasers," malted-milk chocolate candies), to the appearance of a world-weary cabaret singer named Lauren Bacardi who performs at the Casablanca Club. Thirteen-year-old Nick's older brother, Herbert (aka Tim Diamond), is a disastrously incompetent private detective, aided in solving the mystery of the hidden diamonds at every point by his sharp-eyed and sarcastic younger sibling. Horowitz provides a gallery of the usual sorts of eccentric suspects—a dead dwarf, a crazed criminal professor "who invented computer fraud five years before someone invented the computer," German thugs in matching suits named Gott and Himmel, and the oddly thin "Fat Man" who poisons London's pigeons just for fun. There are grisly murders aplenty (including one of a department-store Santa), and lots of seedy London atmosphere (though why everyone deals in dollars rather than pounds is a puzzle). Nick narrates the story in an amusing, breezy style: "I wish someone had told me it was Knock Out Nick Diamond Week in London"; "I've got better things to spend my pocket money on. New pockets, for example." The ingeniously plotted finale should leave young readers (at least, those who aren't averse to encountering a multiplicity of corpses) looking forward to the next installment of Nick's adventures. 2004 (orig. 1995), Philomel, Ages 9 to 12.
—Claudia Mills, Ph.D.
VOYA
First published in the U.K. in 1986 and subsequently made into a film called variously Diamond's Edge and Just Ask for Diamond, The Falcon's Malteser is the first in Horowitz's long-running Diamond Brothers Mystery series, now being reissued in an Americanized edition. Herbert Simple, who was fired from the London police department for stupidity and who is a coward to boot, is trying to scratch out a living as the world's worst private detective under the rather romantic name of Tim Diamond. Fortunately his thirteen-year-old brother, Nick, the book's narrator, is made of sterner and smarter stuff. When a mysterious dwarf leaves a package in their hands for safekeeping and is then found murdered, the Diamond brothers leap-or perhaps stumble-into action. The package, it turns out, contains a box of malted milk balls, the Maltesers of the title. Several of the most important criminals in London, among them a near-anorexic known as the Fat Man and a pair of hitmen named Gott and Himmell, apparently believe it to be the key to millions of dollars in diamonds. The book features some nice word play, and Horowitz takes great pleasure in parodying the various cliches of film noir and the hardboiled detective novel, although many of these references will be lost on the story's intended audience. On the other hand, more sophisticated teen readers might wonder why British kids in London are paying for things in dollars and cents. In the sequel, Public Enemy Number Two, Nick Diamond is framed for a jewelry heist and finds himself behind bars, sharing his cell with Johnny Powers, public enemy number one. Nick must break out of jail in order to clear his name and catch the guy who set himup, but he has only his incompetent brother to depend on, which means that things do not look good. The Diamond Brothers stories are invariably funny and full of excitement. Mystery readers with a sense of humor will enjoy both tales and look forward to further books in the series. VOYA CODES: 4Q 3P M J (Better than most, marred only by occasional lapses; Will appeal with pushing; Middle School, defined as grades 6 to 8; Junior High, defined as grades 7 to 9). 2004, Philomel, 224p., Ages 11 to 15.
—Michael Levy
School Library Journal
Gr 5-8-Nick Simple's life is anything but simple. His parents have moved to Australia, leaving him in the care of his incompetent older brother who is trying to make a living as a private detective and changes the family name. They are visited by a dwarf who leaves a package with them for safekeeping and later turns up dead. Set in England and filled with a variety of colorful characters, the plot reads like a 1940s P.I. movie. Like Horowitz's "Alex Rider" series (Philomel), the teen protagonist relies on his wits to thwart the enemy. Short chapters, with a conflict in each one, will appeal to reluctant readers.-Kim Carlson, Monticello High School, IA Copyright 2004 Reed Business Information.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781101176658
  • Publisher: Penguin Group (USA)
  • Publication date: 7/8/2004
  • Series: Diamond Brothers Series , #1
  • Sold by: Penguin Group
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 208
  • Sales rank: 691,023
  • Age range: 9 - 12 Years
  • File size: 220 KB

Meet the Author

Anthony Horowitz
Anthony Horowitz's life might have been copied from the pages of Charles Dickens or the Brothers Grimm.
Born in 1956 in Stanmore, Middlesex, to a family of wealth and status, Anthony was raised by nannies, surrounded
by servants and chauffeurs. His father, a wealthy businessman, was, says Mr. Horowitz, "a fixer for Harold Wilson."
What that means exactly is unclear — "My father was a very secretive man," he says— so an aura of suspicion and
mystery surrounds both the word and the man. As unlikely as it might seem, Anthony's father, threatened with bankruptcy,
withdrew all of his money from Swiss bank accounts in Zurich and deposited it in another account under a false name and
then promptly died. His mother searched unsuccessfully for years in attempt to find the money, but it was never found.
That too shaped Anthony's view of things. Today he says, "I think the only thing to do with money is spend it." His mother,
whom he adored, eccentrically gave him a human skull for his 13th birthday. His grandmother, another Dickensian character,
was mean-spirited and malevolent, a destructive force in his life. She was, he says, "a truly evil person", his first and
worst arch villain. "My sister and I danced on her grave when she died," he now recalls.

A miserably unhappy and overweight child, Anthony had nowhere to turn for solace. "Family meals," he recalls, "had calories
running into the thousands…. I was an astoundingly large, round child…." At the age of eight he was sent off to boarding school,
a standard practice of the times and class in which he was raised. While being away from home came as an enormous relief, the school
itself, Orley Farm, was a grand guignol horror with a headmaster who flogged the boys till they bled. "Once the headmaster
told me to stand up in assembly and in front of the whole school said, 'This boy is so stupid he will not be coming to Christmas
games tomorrow.' I have never totally recovered." To relieve his misery and that of the other boys, he not unsurprisingly made up
tales of astounding revenge and retribution.

So how did an unhappy boy, from a privileged background, metamorphose into the creator of Alex Rider, fourteen-year-old spy for
Britain's MI6? Although his childhood permanently damaged him, it also gave him a gift — it provided him with rich source material
for his writing career. He found solace in boyhood in the escapism of the James Bond films, he says. He claims that his two sons now
watch the James Bond films with the same tremendous enjoyment he did at their age. Bond's glamour translates perfectly to the 14-year-old
psyche, the author says. "Bond had his cocktails, the car and the clothes. Kids are just as picky. It's got to be the right Nike trainers
(sneakers), the right skateboard. And I genuinely think that 14-year-olds are the coolest people on the planet. It's this wonderful, golden
age, just on the cusp of manhood when everything seems possible."

Alex Rider is unwillingly recruited at the age of fourteen to spy for the British secret service, MI6. Forced into situations that most
average adults would find terrifying and probably fatal, young Alex rarely loses his cool although at times he doubts his own courage. Using
his intelligence and creativity, and aided by non-lethal gadgets dreamed up by MI6's delightfully eccentric, overweight and disheveled
Smithers, Alex is able to extricate himself from situations when all seems completely lost. What is perhaps more terrifying than the
deeply dangerous missions he finds himself engaged in, is the attitude of his handlers at MI6, who view the boy as nothing more than an
expendable asset.

The highly successful Alex Rider novels include Stormbreaker, Point Blank, Skeleton Key, and the
recent Eagle Strike.

Anthony Horowitz is perhaps the busiest writer in England. He has been writing since the age of eight, and professionally since the age
of twenty. He writes in a comfortable shed in his garden for up to ten hours per day. In addition to the highly successful Alex Rider books,
he has also written episodes of several popular TV crime series, including Poirot, Murder in Mind, Midsomer Murders and Murder Most
Horrid
. He has written a television series Foyle's War, which recently aired in the United States, and he has written the libretto of a Broadway musical adapted from Dr. Seuss's book, The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T. His film script The Gathering has
just finished production. And…oh yes…there are more Alex Rider
novels in the works. Anthony has also written the Diamond Brothers series.









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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 4, 2008

    Very Good!!!!!!!!

    This is a really good book! I would recommend it to people who like adventure, mystery, and suspense!!!!!

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 20, 2012

    Awsome

    Amazing book great read this book for school and got so intiriged couldent put down the book any of you that dont like it or bag on it you dont know what you are talking about

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 11, 2007

    I wish I could give it a zero.

    Summary: Nick Diamond has a brother who is a private detective named Tim Diamond. They are given $500 for taking care of a small package from a dwarf named Johnny Naples. Tim is completely psyched but Nick is the real brains and he knows that people don¿t just give out $500 for taking care of a small envelope, and the dwarf was in such a hurry too. Less than a week later they find Johnny Naples dead in a hotel, called the hotel Splendide. Opinion: I didn¿t like the book because it has a slow beginning, a weird ending and it¿s middle doesn¿t get to the point. It has lots of characters that are in and out and you never really get to understand them. He has lots of great books but this one is awful. Try Stormbreaker or Ravens Gate.

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 15, 2007

    The case of the Falcons Maltesers zig zags to a 'diamond coated' ending!

    The Falcons Maltesers, a realistic-fiction book that you can realy enjoy. I can tell you that it's 2 brother's that are getting it all....when something goes wrong......... terribly wrong...... Who would ever think a box of chocolates could be the key to millions of dollars..... and every dangerous criminal is after them! You'll figure it out or will a diamond brother.........? I though the ploting was good. Their were very descriptive and interesting images that will form a movie in your head that will sell out.

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 23, 2005

    GREAT book!

    I don't understand why some other people think this is inappropriate. It is filled with action and some really close details, that's all. If they think it's not a good book, DON'T READ IT! It is up to you to decide whether or not to read it. In my opinion, this is a GREAT book that whoever likes action should read. Why did she keep on reading the book if it scared her? Because the book was good. Not intended for nine and under!!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 26, 2004

    Inappropriate!

    This book is totally inappropriate for children. The back of this book says ages 8 and up. My 9 year old daughter was 3/4 of the way through this book when she came to me and said it was scaring her. I read some of it and it contained passages where a shopping mall Santa was shot in the head and blood slowly trickled out, a kid gets his feet encased in cement and threatened to be thrown into a river, several murders by gunshot and a kidnapping. I don't consider myself overly protective but this book would be out of line by anyone's standards. What was this publisher thinking!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 21, 2012

    I love thia I love this book

    This book is so good

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 21, 2012

    Loved it!!!

    Whoever gave this book a zero- i dont like u. This book has everything that u could ever want in a book. Anthony Horowitz has done it again!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 31, 2011

    Good book

    Awesome book but why is only number two and number seven on nook?

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  • Posted April 15, 2011

    The best series ever!!!!

    This is the only book out of the whoe series that I have not read. But I am very confident that Anthony Horowitz has a bunch more action packed adventure in this book as all his other sensational books in this series. It seems tht for every different book there is a totally different action sequence tht is more interesting than the one before.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 11, 2007

    Great book!!!!!!!!!!!!buy if you like mysteries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The Falcons Malteser A Diamond brothers mystery Anthony Horowitz Mystery Summary: This book is about two brothers named Tim and Nick. These two boys get a package from a man and are told to keep it safe. Later they find out that the package is a box of Maltesers, and they¿re worth over 3 million pounds. Now they need to keep it very safe because several criminals are after the boys and the box of Maltesers. Opinion: I think that this book is very good because it is very well written. The writer uses simple words and explains the scene and characters very well. I also think that this book is very suspenseful because when you¿re about to figure something out, the topic changes or a new chapter begins. I also like this book very much because it seems like it really could have happened. All the characters could be real and it takes place in a real city 'London.' Tristan Cottarel

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 12, 2007

    A reviewer

    It was a really good book. You should read it if you enjoy a good mystery/murder book.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 25, 2007

    A reviewer

    It so rocked! I could not stop reading or laughing. So great!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 4, 2006

    Pretty Good!!!

    This book was pretty good!!! It's a great mystery and keeps you wondering whats to come until the very last page. THere was a great twist at the end that I would have never gussed. Over all a good short book, but at times it was it was a little bit confusing.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 5, 2005

    a good book

    Man this was a good book theres no boring parts a all is keeps u on ur feet at all times.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 14, 2005

    Very Good

    I think it was a pretty good book. It is jampacked with action. He is also the writer of StormBreaker which i read at the age of 10. It didnt scare me one bit. One of the best books i have read. I still enjoy his books even though i am 13!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 30, 2004

    Horowitz Strikes Again!

    Anthony Horowitz just doesn't stop! This book is hilarious, action-packed and cleverly written. A good plot that has you guessing right until the end, which is uplifting. A movie has been made about it.

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