Overview

Wherever Bertie goes, chaos follows, and this trio of stories is no exception. Join Bertie as he attempts to prove the grumpy school custodian is a vampire, finds himself modeling the latest fashions, and gets a serious "scare-cut" at the barbers.
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Overview

Wherever Bertie goes, chaos follows, and this trio of stories is no exception. Join Bertie as he attempts to prove the grumpy school custodian is a vampire, finds himself modeling the latest fashions, and gets a serious "scare-cut" at the barbers.
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Editorial Reviews

Children's Literature - Vicki Foote
Three humorous stories about Dirty Bertie tell of his misadventures at home and school. In the first story, "Fangs!" Bertie suspects that school janitor Mr. Grouch is really a vampire, so he sneaks behind the man's shed to spy on him. Bertie thinks he is drinking blood, and this assumptions leads to more hijinks as Bertie goes about trying to prove to his teacher that Mr. Grouch is really a vampire. In the second episode, "Hairy!" Bertie finds out that he must get a haircut, even though he always likes his hair to be scruffy and messy. When he realizes that he has to go to the barber who makes his friends look like "hedgehogs," he knows that he must find a way out of it. After several futile attempts, he manages to get his friend Eugene to cut his hair instead. He then tricks the barber into cutting his dad's hair. In "Fashion!" Bertie goes shopping with his mom, gets lost, and finds himself mistakenly identified as a model in a fashion show at the department store. Bertie eventually escapes on a skateboard, and soon all is well as he and his mom are reunited. Black-and-white cartoon illustrations add interest and amusement to the wackiness of the stories. This book in the "Dirty Bertie" series is suitable for those who are beginning to read chapter books. Reviewer: Vicki Foote
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781434259998
  • Publisher: Capstone Press
  • Publication date: 7/1/2012
  • Series: Dirty Bertie
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 112
  • Sales rank: 1,205,671
  • Age range: 6 - 8 Years
  • File size: 7 MB

Meet the Author

When he was young, Alan MacDonald dreamed of becoming a professional soccer player, but when he won a pen in a writing competition, his fate was sealed. Alan is now a successful author and television writer and has written several award-winning children’s books, which have been translated into many languages.
David Roberts worked as a fashion illustrator in Hong Kong before turning to children’s books. He has worked with a long list of writers, including Philip Ardagh, Georgia Byng, Carol Ann Duffy, and the Children’s Laureate, Julia Donaldson. David has also won a gold award in the Nestle Children’s Book Prize for Mouse Noses On Toast in 2006, and was shortlisted for the 2010 CILIP Kate Greenaway medal for The Dunderheads.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 5, 2014

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    No well continue tommorow

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    Posted November 7, 2013

    Fangpaw

    I went to go visit my family and they were butally murdered

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    Posted March 3, 2013

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