Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken [NOOK Book]

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SAVE WITH THE FAT VAMPIRE BUNDLE!
This book is also available in the "Fat Vampire Big Fat Box Set," which contains books 1-6 in the Fat Vampire series for OVER 40% OFF! Search "Fat Vampire" to find it in the Nook store!

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The story of Reginald -- the world's slowest,...
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Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken

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Overview

SAVE WITH THE FAT VAMPIRE BUNDLE!
This book is also available in the "Fat Vampire Big Fat Box Set," which contains books 1-6 in the Fat Vampire series for OVER 40% OFF! Search "Fat Vampire" to find it in the Nook store!

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The story of Reginald -- the world's slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire -- continues in this second installment of the FAT VAMPIRE series…

It's been six months since fast-food-addicted Reginald Baskin was turned into a vampire too fat to live peacefully amongst the glamorous undead -- six months in which Reginald and his two-thousand-year-old maker Maurice have learned that power doesn't equal popularity. Sure, Maurice is now calling the shots, but the Council is up to new and dirty tricks, threatening to once again upset the balance…

But when the Vampire Nation faces genocidal violence at the hands of an unstoppable force and the very future of vampirekind is threatened, Reginald, Maurice, and Nikki must find their allies elsewhere… buried deep underground in a foreign land.

As is the case for the follow-up to any epic tale, Fat Vampire 2 isn't afraid to ask (and answer) the truly important questions in literature and in life:

* Where did vampires come from, and can they possibly survive a force that bests them at every turn... that may even know them better than they know themselves?

* Is there a war coming... and if so, who will ally with whom?

* Why is Wilford Brimley in Reginald's kitchen?

and

* Is that an incubus in your pocket, or is it just really damn cold in here?

You'd better read on and find out, because the big questions never seem to answer themselves.
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940016670225
  • Publisher: Johnny B Truant
  • Publication date: 5/3/2013
  • Series: Fat Vampire , #2
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 200
  • Sales rank: 723,620
  • File size: 424 KB

Meet the Author

Johnny B. Truant is the author of "The Bialy Pimps" and the breakout "How To Be Legendary" (available at HowToBeLegendary.com) and is one of the co-hosts the popular "Better Off Undead" podcast with "Yesterday's Gone" authors Sean Platt and David Wright. Both Better Off Undead and the trio's Self Publishing Podcast are available on iTunes.
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