Fifty Days to a Better Sense of Humor: Or Please Don't Take Away My Poetic License

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Fifty days of outrageous wit, parody, and satire for everyone, even those who like poetry.

Give yourself a well-deserved dose of humor! Make that 50 doses!

Fifty Days To A Better Sense Of Humor is a sly, witty, breezy collection of original satire, parody, and storytelling designed to make your next 50 days funnier than your last 500! So get ready and loosen up your funny bone!

You'll revel in devilish ...

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Overview

Fifty days of outrageous wit, parody, and satire for everyone, even those who like poetry.

Give yourself a well-deserved dose of humor! Make that 50 doses!

Fifty Days To A Better Sense Of Humor is a sly, witty, breezy collection of original satire, parody, and storytelling designed to make your next 50 days funnier than your last 500! So get ready and loosen up your funny bone!

You'll revel in devilish drollery with:

* Oh Parakeet, My Parakeet

* How To Speak Southern (Proply)

* Reality According To Hollywood

* The Charge Of The Light Truck

* Mary Had A Lot Of Pets

* The Wonder Bug

* The Brownings: Live Chat

* Diet, Thy Name Is Hunger

And plenty, plenty more! So give your life a much-needed boost. Grab this book, turn off your TV set, and re-charge your sense of humor!

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780595135103
  • Publisher: iUniverse, Incorporated
  • Publication date: 9/18/2000
  • Pages: 156
  • Product dimensions: 6.02 (w) x 9.02 (h) x 0.40 (d)

Table of Contents

How to Use This Book xiii
Day 1 The Great Yogi 1
Day 2 A Tale of the Sea 5
Day 3 Romeo & Juliet 7
Day 4 Rapping Through Musical History 16
Day 5 The Road Not Taken 19
Day 6 Mary Had a Lot of Pets 21
Day 7 Confessions of a Ghost 25
Day 8 A Thing of Ugliness 30
Day 9 Hiawatha 32
Day 10 That's Amore 35
Day 11 So You Want to Be a Press Agent 39
Day 12 Love You So Bad Sonnet 41
Day 13 Ol' Reliable Typewriter 43
Day 14 How to Speak Southern (Proply) 45
Day 15 Beanman 50
Day 16 Three Cities 52
Day 17 Then & Now 54
Day 18 Do Not Go Gentle With That Bad Bite 58
Day 19 Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening 59
Day 20 Soup of the Day 61
Day 21 The Wonder Bug 64
Day 22 Readme File Wife 1.0 66
Day 23 Ignorance Is Bliss 70
Day 24 The Human Zoo 72
Day 25 Worst Cliches in Sports 75
Day 26 New Business Books to Come 77
Day 27 The Brownings: Live Chat 80
Day 28 The Charge of the Light Truck 83
Day 29 She Has a Nose, Oh 86
Day 30 Four Limericks About Writers 88
Day 31 Tell Me More 90
Day 32 New Life Style Drugs for Men 92
Day 33 Redefined Words 94
Day 34 Cats and Computers 96
Day 35 Hope 98
Day 36 Reality According to Hollywood 101
Day 37 Milton Does "Trees" 109
Day 38 To Stop or Not to Stop 111
Day 39 I Hear America Ringing 113
Day 40 Diet, Thy Name Is Hunger 115
Day 41 Oh Parakeet, My Parakeet 117
Day 42 Kubla Don 120
Day 43 How Do I Love Thee? 122
Day 44 Smells 124
Day 45 The Ultimate Explanation 126
Day 46 Nevermore? 128
Day 47 The Frisbee and the Limerick 129
Day 48 Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Black-Eyed Pea 131
Day 49 Kathy Lee 134
Day 50 Leno's Oration 137
About the Author 141
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