First published to sensational scandal amidst accusations that the novel was hedonist, unclean, and depicted distorted views of morality The Picture of Dorian Gray was a hit back in the day.  In 1890 the Daily Chronicle wrote t

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Fifty Shades of Dorian Gray

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First published to sensational scandal amidst accusations that the novel was hedonist, unclean, and depicted distorted views of morality The Picture of Dorian Gray was a hit back in the day.  In 1890 the Daily Chronicle wrote t

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Editorial Reviews

Frederic Tuten
“Totally engaging, witty, sly, sexy and pure FUN. Oscar Wilde, Frank Harris, Pauline Reage, make room!”
Fred Armisen
“Nicole Audrey Spector does it exactly right.
Funny and hot at the same time. ”
Paul Shaffer
“Parody is only great when the parodist is in love with the object of the parody. This is truly great. Nicole got each shade just right—but what does it say about her mind?”
Avi Steinberg
“ If Oscar Wilde had had access to youporn.com this is definitely the book he would have written. With painterly precision, Miss
Spector has transformed this tale into some seriously arty smut. From the first wetted brush to the last passionate brushstroke, Fifty Shades of Dorian Gray will blow your mind, come on your face, and break your heart. ”
Lynda Schor
“Oscar couldn't have done better if he'd written his own "good parts."

Shades of Dorian Gray
is fun, and a double turn-on—exciting writing AND smoldering sex.”

Ken Kalfus
hilarious pastiche, and sexy in its own right. I'll never be able to read E.L.
James with a straight face again.”
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781620879375
  • Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing
  • Publication date: 12/13/2012
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 400
  • Sales rank: 679,974
  • File size: 497 KB

Meet the Author

Nicole Audrey Spector is a writer and editor who lives in Brooklyn with her dog Netta, and her cat, the extremely popular Fellow. She contributes weekly to the New
's nightlife section, among other publications, and co-runs the Guerrilla
Lit Reading Series in Manhattan.

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Chapter One

The studio was filled with the rich odor of roses, and when the light summer wind stirred amidst the trees of the garden there came through the open door the heavy scent of lilac, or the more delicate perfume of the pink-flowering thorn. The soft breeze, infused with scent, tickled
Rosemary Hall's neck, stirring the fine hairs on her nape.

It was certainly peculiar, she thought: this new awareness of feeling in her body. Even painting felt different. It was no longer just a preoccupation of mind and coordination, but a physical experience. The wetted brush was as sentient as her hand itself and when it touched the canvas her body stirred as though to come to life with each careful stroke.

And the daydreams she was having...oh, but at least those she could blink away. The dreams at night were the worst. They weren’t nightmares, no –
anything but, really – yet they left her deeply unsettled. Night after night she awoke in a feverish sweat,
her hips writhing on their own accord, the bed sheet balled in a coil and clenched between her legs. It was so…real.
Like he’d really been there.
Drenched in sweat she felt his phantom kisses linger on her cheeks. Wherever were those dreams coming from?
Rosemary wondered. She avoided the answer. This was no time to get carried away with lust, she thought, blushing as the word crossed her mind – a quick scurry across then back into her subconscious.


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