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Fifty Shades of Infectious Zombie Pick-up Lines
     

Fifty Shades of Infectious Zombie Pick-up Lines

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by Secret Anonymous
 
Just because you're a drooling, festering zombie, doesn't mean you don't have needs.
And just because that once hot hottie is now covered with radioactive scabs and dripping with zombie ewww, doesn't mean she still doesn't need to be won over.
Even after a zombie uprising, you still need a clever line.
Like...

If I told you you had most

Overview

Just because you're a drooling, festering zombie, doesn't mean you don't have needs.
And just because that once hot hottie is now covered with radioactive scabs and dripping with zombie ewww, doesn't mean she still doesn't need to be won over.
Even after a zombie uprising, you still need a clever line.
Like...

If I told you you had most of a body, would you hold the parts that aren't totally infected against me?

Are you a tamale? Because you're hot. And covered with weird unknown red stuff.

Well hey there, look who's almost anatomically correct!

You're something, girl -- and that's not just the raging urge to eat brains talking!

Once you go ACKKK you never go back.

Want to go back to my place in see my naughty bits? Because that's where I left them.

You put the FUN in CONTAGIOUS VIRAL FUNGUS.

If you were a new item at McDonalds, you'd be McGangrene.

Something's rising, and it's not just the dawn of the zombies!

----- So enjoy! While it lasts! Urrrggggg...

Product Details

BN ID:
2940014639651
Publisher:
Coolcool Pub
Publication date:
06/27/2012
Series:
Secret Anonymous Parodies , #5
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
File size:
8 KB

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Fifty Shades of Infectious Zombie Pick-up Lines 3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 2 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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