So erotic, you'll plotz!
When college senior Anatevka Stein meets bagel tycoon Chaim Silver, she finds him pudgy, lecherous, and reeking of herring. The combination is impossible to resist. Chaim lures her into a world of sex, bondage and bagels, spelling out his requirements in a Kinky Ketubah, while Ana consults her Inner Yenta on how to handle him.
What sexual techniques will he teach her in his Blue Room of Broadloom? Why is the first night of Passover with Chaim truly different from all other nights? And why does he play such sorrowful music on his accordion? Is it because of the wedgies he received at Jewish summer camp?
Erotic, exotic and Ashkenazic, this passionate love story will stay with you forever, not unlike a homemade matzah ball.
Bonus! Includes selections from Volume II: Fifty Shades Meshuggener and Volume III: Fifty Shades Fried Latkes.
