FIFTY SHADES OF TWILIGHT

FIFTY SHADES OF TWILIGHT

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by Secret Anonymous
     
 

A humorous take on "50 Shades of Grey," "Twilight," kinky elevator rides, rainy Nicholas Sparks naughty canoes, and a clumsy love-starved -- and slightly pervy -- gal named "Bellastasia."

And spanking. Heavy on the spanking.

(7000 words/short humor)



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Overview

A humorous take on "50 Shades of Grey," "Twilight," kinky elevator rides, rainy Nicholas Sparks naughty canoes, and a clumsy love-starved -- and slightly pervy -- gal named "Bellastasia."

And spanking. Heavy on the spanking.

(7000 words/short humor)



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(And now, a naughty excerpt...!)

He spanks me -- hard.
I slap him.
He slaps me back.
We pinch each other.
He says "nyuck nyuk nyuk."
I say, "Why I oughta--!"
Then I hit him in the head with a wrench.
Then, we cover each other in rose petals. Then strawberries. And then we spend some time making pottery, like they did in "Ghost." Then we smack each other in the head with our pots.
That's just how we roll.
My name is Bellastasia.
I'm a real perv.
Or just really, really, reaaallly lonely.
Don't believe me? Just ask my cats. I have about a hundred of them. And--
Anyway, back to the spanking.

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Editorial Reviews

William Gilmore
Silly, sexy & good fun

The Bella character is a real minx and gets her rocks off a good deal, with all manner of kinky devices.
...plenty of laughs in it. I enjoyed it.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940014697873
Publisher:
Coolcool Pub
Publication date:
05/24/2012
Series:
Secret Anonymous Parodies , #4
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
640,535
File size:
26 KB

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FIFTY SHADES OF TWILIGHT 3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 2 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Terrible! Don't waste your money!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Even if you like these books twilight and fifty shades of grey it is naughty but funny.