Fifty Shames of Earl Grey: A Parody

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Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

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Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

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From the Publisher
"Erotica is hard. Comedy is harder. If anyone can pull this off, it's Andrew Shaffer." —-Paul Bogaards, publicist for E. L. James
Library Journal - Audio
Anna Steel is young and naïve. Her roommate is an alcoholic. Her best friend is a beefcake with a My Little Pony addiction. This unlikely trio are stumbling toward adulthood when dangerously rich deviant Earl Grey enters the scene, whipping everything into a farcical frenzy involving a Walmart-shelf-like variety of erotic role-playing. An unbelievable set of characters in even more unbelievable circumstances poke fun at both the Twilight and Fifty Shades phenomena. From characterization to language, mocking is the name of the game. Narrator Allyson Ryan delivers with comedic excellence. VERDICT This one is so bad, it's hilarious. Highly recommended to those unable to blush but ready to laugh.—Lisa Anderson, Omaha P.L.
Kirkus Reviews
Can a young, preternaturally successful corporate executive overcome his 50 shameful secrets to find true love? Andrew Shaffer (Great Philosophers who Failed at Love, 2011), writing as Merkin, skewers both E. L. James' Fifty Shades of Grey and Stephanie Meyer's Twilight in his debut novel. Both series are certainly ripe for parody, yet Shaffer misses a real opportunity by indulging in easy, crude jokes, rather than incisive satire. Shaffer's Anna Steal, like James' Anastasia Steele and Meyer's Bella Swan, suffers from a relentless interior monologue. Unfortunately, she offers little in the way of thought or advice, but instead wonders how elevators work and gulps in awe of Mr. Grey. Anna meets Grey while interviewing him for Boardroom Hotties, the magazine her too-often-hung-over roommate writes for, and the attraction is instantaneous. Grey quickly seeks to acquire Anna, dazzling her with his wealth by purchasing Wal-Mart just to give her the afternoon off for a date, buying Washington State University just to relieve her of taking tests, flying her about in his fighter jets and helicopters, ordering two of everything on the room-service menu, and whisking her away to a private island. Yet Grey has "dangerous" secrets. Unlike Edward Cullen, who was a lethal vampire, or Christian Grey, who sought the perfect submissive for his domination, Earl Grey indulges in rather tame danger. His secrets include a fondness for spanking, swimming in silver thongs, dressing up as an elf, and decorating with black velvet paintings. Warning Anna about his kinky sexuality, he introduces her to his Room of Doom, where they play Bards, Dragons, Sorcery and Magick. More a Master of Dungeons and Dragons than BDSM, Grey shocks Anna not with his deviance but his self-delusions. Anna may learn to laugh with, instead of at, Grey, but the constant lampooning leaves the reader numb.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781452658117
  • Publisher: Tantor Media, Inc.
  • Publication date: 7/10/2012
  • Format: MP3 on CD
  • Edition description: MP3 - Unabridged CD
  • Product dimensions: 5.29 (w) x 7.57 (h) x 0.64 (d)

Meet the Author


Fanny Merkin lives in a Beverly Hills mansion purchased using the embarrassingly large advance she received for Fifty Shames of Earl Grey. She is a former Walmart employee who writes under the pseudonym "Andrew Shaffer."

Allyson Ryan has narrated over fifty audiobooks, among them On the Divinity of Second Chances by Kaya McLaren, for which Allyson received an AudioFile Earphones Award. She also has an extensive stage and TV resume, and appears as "Young Mom" in dozens of TV commercials

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  • Posted July 10, 2012

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    Delightfully, a job well done. This is my first read from Fanny

    Delightfully, a job well done.
    This is my first read from Fanny Merkin AKA Andrew Shaffer and my first parody book. I must say it was definitely entertaining and a great fun book to read.

    Mr. Shaffer had written a wonderful parody of Fifty Shades series, if you did not already know. It covered most memorable points of the original story. From the airhead heroine and her “inner guidette”, the bazillionaire hero and his obsession with BDSM, friends, maternal/paternal history of the H/h, certain obsessions down to the romance bit. The striking similarities had me craving for the original Mr. Grey but the inside jokes had me laughing at the absurdity of all the extremes about him, among everything else.

    This book definitely had me LMFAO from cover to cover. There is a couple of things you need to pay attention to that I missed until I scan through the book the second time.

    I listed a few that I thought are easy to miss. Please note that there may be some spoilers to this list:
    1. Pay attention to the cover, specifically to the hand gesture (this is called a shocker).
    2a.The names of the characters and the references to Fifty Shades and Twilight Books
    2b.References to family backgrounds, companies mentioned (Jin’s job history)
    3. The List of 50 Shames
    4. The Index
    5. Acknowledgements

    I recommend this book anyone who is familiar with the Fifty Shades series or you will miss a lot of the “inside jokes” that had me laughing. I also have to warn you that there are plenty of PUN intentions but I advise an open mind and accept this book for what it is. If you can do that, Fifty Shades fan or not, you will enjoy this book.

    With any popular or hyped up subject such as song, book, movies, political issues etc, there will always be a parody, IMO. Mr. Shaffer did just that and delightfully, a job well done.

    *Print ARC provided by Publisher in exchange for honest review.

    5 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted September 16, 2012

    Laugh out loud funny! I wasn't sure if I wanted to spend the mon

    Laugh out loud funny! I wasn't sure if I wanted to spend the money on this book or not, thinking it might not be as funny as it sounded. It was funnier. I don't generally burst out loud laughing while reading but this one really got me going. My husband kept asking me what was so funny, but I tthink those who read the Fifty Shades trilogy will appreciate if, even if they were a little shocked or critical about the writing style. Fifty Shames hit the target dead center. I really enjoyed it, obvs.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 9, 2012

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    Review: "Fifty Shames of Earl Grey" by Fanny Merk


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    "Fifty Shames of Earl Grey" by Fanny Merkin and Andrew Shaffer was some interesting read that truly kept me laughing all the way through this hilarious novel. This was a definitely a story that I was found wondering just what craziness this author(s) would bring on next. Wow! It is my understanding that this is a parody in that these authors spoof of the very popular 50 Shades
    of Grey...where Mr. Earl Gray..was a corporate tycoon..a rich guy, that could buy anything..had his own secrets or his "Fifty Shames." Then there is Anna Steal, a naive college student and Walmart cashier who meets Earl Grey..well this is where I say you must pick up this read.."Fifty Shames of Earl Grey" and just maybe you will be smiling at some on this funny read. I know many
    will say this is a ridiculous read but just remember this is a parody and it is supposed to be funny..sort of like 'Airplane and Naked Gun.'


    These authors did a good job of taking these of the original book and completely creating other scenarios and these could only put a smile on your face.




    If you are looking for a good novel that pokes fun in all the right places then pick up "Fifty Shames of Earl Grey" for I would recommend to you as a good read.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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    1 out of 8 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 11, 2012

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    I knew I had a good chance of liking this since I hated the fifty shades books (some of the worst books I've ever read or attempted to read). This book is fun. The special irony being that it's so much better written than the book it parodies

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 1, 2012

    Lol funny (seriously)

    Personally I think its better than 50 shades of grey which I couldnt read. It bored the crap out of me and the writer writes like she's in middle school.

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 10, 2014

    Storm

    That... is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me...

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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    Posted July 13, 2014

    Samael

    This is the second result. >.<

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 24, 2013

    So fun and funny! Mr. Shaffer hit the mark with this terrific p

    So fun and funny! Mr. Shaffer hit the mark with this terrific parody of FSOG. Lots of grins, smiles, giggles, smirks and outright belly laughs - by the time I finished the book, my cheeks hurt. You really need to read this one.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 8, 2013

    Love it

    Somethings are really funny

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 8, 2013

    The first chapter had me laughing all night! But after that, the

    The first chapter had me laughing all night! But after that, the humor got old and tiresome. Just a bunch of the same things over and over again. The concept was great, mimicking the overhyped fandom of the 50 shades series. But, I would have liked to have a bit more depth to this parody. 

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 26, 2013

    Boring

    I was not able to get into the story.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 20, 2012

    sillier than 50 shades

    If you're looking for a light read to follow the 50 shades series, this may do the trick. Total parody.

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  • Posted August 29, 2012

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    This book is so amazing! I saw this book and just had to pick it

    This book is so amazing! I saw this book and just had to pick it up. It is one of my favorite parodies ever. Fanny Merkin aka Andrew Shaffer did so a great job with this book. Especially incorperating the fact that 50 Shades of Grey was a parody of Twilight. I don't think I have laughed so much while reading a book before. It was just so entertaining.
    I personaly hated the original 50 shades of Grey I tried reading part of that and couldn't even finish it.
    So when I saw that there was a parody I had to pick it up because I parody had to be so much better than the original especially since it's not done by E.L. James and it's edited.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 11, 2012

    This is one of the funniest books I have ever read. From the fir

    This is one of the funniest books I have ever read. From the first page I was laughing out loud! After reading the &quot;Fifty shade trio&quot; I was ready for something light &amp; easy reading. This is the perfect book for relaxing &amp; laughing you ass off! Share Share Share!

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