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Overview

Fred the Mermaid has taken the bait and chosen to date Artur, Prince of the Black Sea, over human marine biologist Thomas. And just in time. The existence of the Undersea Folk is no longer a secret, and someone needs to keep them from floundering in the media spotlight. Fred has all the right skills for that job, but has a hard time when her real father surfaces and tries to overthrow Artur’s regime.

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  • ISBN-13: 9781597229210
  • Publisher: Cengage Gale
  • Publication date: 3/18/2009
  • Series: Fred the Mermaid Series, #3
  • Pages: 255

Meet the Author

MaryJanice Davidson

MaryJanice Davidson is the New York Times bestselling author of the Undead novels featuring Betsy Taylor; Derik's Bane, and the new young adult novels featuring Jennifer Scales, written with her husband, Anthony Alongi, among other titles.

Biography

Reading the coyly self-deprecating autobiography on her web site, one gets the distinct impression that MaryJanice Davidson does not have the slightest interest in talking about herself. Perhaps it's because she simply doesn't have the time. Prolific does not begin to describe this chart-busting dynamo, the author of four bestselling series and literally dozens of novellas and short stories.

A writer with a few romances and YA novels to her credit, Davidson had tried for years to interest publishers in her idea for a humorous, tongue-in-cheek vampire romance. After dozens of rejections (and assurances that there was no market for paranormal!), she submitted her manuscript for publication online. An editor at a New York publishing house downloaded the story, was royally entertained, and contacted Davidson to acquire the print rights to Undead and Unwed. On the spot, she was offered a three-book contract.

When Undead and Unwed and its wry sequel, Undead and Unemployed, were released in early 2004, not one, but two stars were born: Davidson and her irresistible protagonist, the reluctant vampire queen Betsy Taylor. A smart, sassy, 27-year-old secretary, Betsy is killed in a freak car accident and wakes up (so to speak) to discover that she is not only a vampire but the much-prophesied Queen of the Undead. Readers loved Davidson's wry take on vampire literature, a genre long distinguished by its gothic self-seriousness. Betsy, with her smarty-pants attitude and passion for designer shoes, is one vampire queen who owes more to Sophie Kinsella than to Anne Rice.

While Davidson has continued to produce more Undead novels, she has also found the time to launch three other romantic fantasy series featuring 1.) a hybrid mermaid named Fred, 2.) an eccentric family of Alaskan royals, and 3.) a cyborg spy. All are infused with her trademark wit and imagination. In addition, she and her husband, Anthony Alongi, have written the Jennifer Scales series, originally marketed to young adults and re-released as fantasy fiction for all ages. Davidson also remains one of the most popular writers of paranormal romantica; her short stories and novellas appear regularly in anthologies.

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Davidson is not the only one in her family to achieve fame. Her mother once broke the world record for target shooting.

Before she devoted her time to chronicling the love lives of vampires and werewolves, Davidson was voted Miss Congeniality in her high school.

Even though Davidson is one of the most popular writers of modern monster fiction, in real life she is actually terrified of the undead. In fact, she is currently holding a contest on her web site asking readers to put together a twelve-step program to help her get over her fear of zombies!

As she writes on her website, Davidson lived a transient life as a young girl. Her father's career in the U.S. Air Force led her to live in such disparate locales as Guam, Mississippi, and North Dakota. As she grew older, her life in the working world was just as restless as her childhood. She tried her hand at everything from waitressing to modeling to editing to a stint as a medical test subject (!) before settling on a career as a bestselling novelist. These days, her life may be a bit more settled, but it has hardly slowed down.

A few fun outtakes from our interview with Davidson

"I'm a former model -- worst job ever, honestly."

"I'm a gigantic sushi hog -- it's pretty much my favorite meal."

"The more terrible and groaningly awful a horror movie is, the more I like it."

"Um, I like bubble baths? Seriously. I know that sounds like something a Playboy Bunny would say, but I really do."

"I like taking my kids to new restaurants and encouraging them to try new dishes -- we did "Dim Sum" just the other day."

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Prologue

He stared, transfixed. His people were showing themselves to the world! How could the royal family—the king—go along with this? It went against centuries of tradition and ingrained behavior.

He instantly started figuring how he could turn the situation to his advantage.

One

“Excuse me, but are you a mermaid?”

“Why?” Fred was poking through the large, airy kitchen and trying not to show how impressed she was with the ocean view. She knew the Realtor would pick up on it like a bloodhound to sweat. “Do I get a discount? ‘Show us your fin and we’ll show you ten percent off.’ Like that?”

The Realtor colored, which, given that she had the creamy complexion natural to most redheads, gave the impression that she was about to have a stroke. Fred wondered how long it would take for the paramedics to show.

“I didn’t mean anything by it.” She coughed. “It’s just—your hair.”

“I know, don’t tell me. I fired my stylist.” Fred fussed with the ends of her green hair, which were now chin-length as opposed to tumbling halfway down her back. Much easier to take care of, though her friend Jonas had shrieked like he’d been stabbed when he’d seen it. “And I’m still getting grief about it from my friend. My stupid, irritating friend.”

“But it’s blue.”

“Technically it’s green.” She opened a cupboard to see how deep it was. “You know how the ocean looks blue but it’s really green? Same with my— Does the garbage disposal work?”

“Wha— Yes. And the house comes with all the appliances, as well as lawn maintenance. So are you?”

“I dunno. It’s pretty expensive. And what do I need four bedrooms for? You know what that’ll mean for me? Drop-in guests. ‘Say, Fred, you’ve got plenty of room, we’re staying here for a month.’ Any idea how much I hate drop-ins? I hate them like a fat kid hates Slim-Fast. Besides, I live in a Boston apartment most of the year. Mowing a lawn would actually be a treat for me.”

“No, I meant, are you a mermaid?”

“The term is Undersea Folk.”

“Yes, are you?” The Realtor was actually leaning toward Fred with the urgency of her question. Fred found she was backed up against the dishwasher, close enough to count the threads in the buttons on the Realtor’s blouse. “Because I know I’ve seen you on TV. On the news. I’m sure of it. So are you?”

“Why, are you afraid you won’t be able to track down all my references?” Fred sidled away from her and walked through the dining area.

This entire side of the house had enormous windows, all of which boasted ocean views of the Gulf side. It was 2:30 p.m. on Sanibel Island, Florida, February 11, and she was walking around inside a house that would sell painlessly for five million dollars, even with the housing market deep in the shitter as it was. The Realtor was asking five thousand a week to rent it out.

“Also, you swam in from the ocean side. Most people drive to the house.”

“Is this your not-too-subtle way of bitching about me tracking salt water all over the floors? Besides, I had to work off the brownie sundae I had for breakfast. What about the washer and dryer?”

“Right through here.” The Realtor, whose name Fred had forgotten, opened a door off the kitchen and gestured. Fred peeked around the corner and observed a full-sized washer/dryer combo in a spotlessly clean laundry room.

“Hmmm.”

The entire first floor (except for the bathroom) was one gigantic room, the front hall leading to the dining area leading to the kitchen leading to the living room leading to a large porch that ran nearly the length of the house. The walls were the color of Coffee-Mate; the furniture and décor were done in Modern Millionaire. All the windows were thrown wide and a fresh breeze made the curtains billow.

Upstairs were several bedrooms and three more bathrooms, one with a Jacuzzi big enough for a soccer team. Two of the bedrooms boasted ocean views as well. The cream-colored walls made the large house appear even more spacious.

Fred stared thoughtfully out over the lawn, eyeing the outdoor Jacuzzi and swimming pool. Her boyfriend/suitor/someday-sovereign, Prince Artur, had encouraged this move. And she had to admit, it wasn’t the worst idea she’d ever heard.

Ever since Undersea Folk had started coming out of the water closet (heh), she’d been fielding interviews and handling the press and in general acting as go-between for the royal family, the Undersea Folk, and surface dwellers. As a result, the world was assuming the Undersea Folk’s primary residence was here, just off the coast of Sanibel Island.

They were wrong.

Which suited the king just fine.

But Fred craved her own space to retreat to, and never mind Artur’s argument that she could use the ocean as an escape hatch. The ocean—yech! Seaweed and barracudas and mouthy fish (mouthy telepathic fish, anyway) and silt and frankly, she vastly preferred a pool to the large, messy ocean.

Yes, she needed her own space and perhaps this zillion-dollar mansion was it. Although her stepfather was wealthy, he hadn’t flaunted it when she was a kid, and although she had a healthy trust fund, she’d always been content with her little one-bedroom apartment in Boston.

This place, though...Artur had pointed out that, as the girlfriend of the prince, she needed more than a teeny Boston apartment. How had he put it? Someplace worthy of our future queen. Amazing she even remembered what he’d said, she’d been laughing so hard.

“I dunno,” she said. “It’s really big. And—”

The front door boomed open and there stood Prince Artur, well over six feet, with shoulder-length hair the color of smashed rubies, and eyes almost the same shade. He hadn’t shaved for a couple of weeks and his beard was also a deep red. His shoulders were so broad, and he was so tall, he barely fit in the doorway. He was shirtless, and barefoot, and clad only in a pair of denim shorts.

“Ho, Little Rika! Is the cottage to your liking?” He frowned, glancing around. “It looked more fitting from the outside.”

Fred smirked at the gaping Realtor. “Now, him? He’s a mermaid. So to speak.”

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 28, 2012

    good read

    Happy to have the trilogy finish. Good story easy read

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 5, 2012

    To Meatelclaw

    Help! Im a eight moon old kit (we dont have enough warriors to mentor me) that has greencough spirtkit

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 29, 2012

    Everpaw

    Gtg night. Her wings blended back into her fur and she padded out. She went to her hidden place in the results.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 21, 2012

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    Thank you

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 2, 2012

    Metalclaw

    Metalclaw sorted herbs. He noticed he was low on catmint. "Curse StarClan, nothing grows well here..."

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 6, 2012

    Pantherfang

    The black cat sets some catnip down. "I found some..." she mumbles, not offering an explanation before padding out.

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    Posted September 24, 2012

    Frogstar

    Help metalclaw sort herbs

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 11, 2012

    I love u Mary J...

    but I was sourly dissapointed in the ending. Everything happened so fast. The book left me confused and upset. Was Artur honest in his declarations and if so how could he give her up so quickly? I would've liked more romance scences from the main characters. I was starting to get annoyed at all the attention given to Jonas and Dr. Barb. Please dont finish this wonderful series with this book. Im still a devoted fan of Mary J and will read everything you publish, even if i'm ticked at how you finished this series.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 17, 2011

    I love MJD

    I am a big fan of MaryJanice Davidson. Her Betsy the Vampire series is wonderful. This series with Fred the mermaid is really good too. I wish she would write more.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 21, 2010

    Another great book from MaryJanie Davidson!

    MJ Davidson happens to be my favorite author. I have read her whole vampire (Betsy Taylor) series, Wyndom Werewolves, and now her Fred the Mermaid series. I love them all and Davidson has another wonderful series here. This one is my favorite of the 3 mermaid books so far. There were some wonderful plot twists and as always I find myself laughing out loud while reading her books. Now that I finished these 3 series (until the next ones come out anyway) I am picking up another of her series too. This book is worth the read. It's romantic, unique, and funny.

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  • Posted October 23, 2009

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    Sorry

    Ok, it's going to seem like I really didn't like this series (which is partially true) but I would like to take a moment to address the fact that MJD really fell down on this project. It could have been really cute if thought out and maybe some effort was put into it. What do you need to know??? It's an extremely light read (meaning short - I think it was funny how they put it in a regular size book but there may have only been two paragraphs on each page by the time they've spread it all out) and the story is partially inconsistent from book to book (not extremely so but still frustrating or atleast it was to me). I guess at the end of the day, I'm just really dispointed because I like MJD but this is not her best stuff. There are so many more things she could have done with it! However, don't give up on the author because her undead series is really good! If you like paranormal(more specifically vampires), you should check out some of my suggestions.

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  • Posted July 18, 2009

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    Fred The Mermaid

    Princess Fred is back in book 3 of the mermaid adventures. This book takes off right where the last one left off and delivers more action, romance and fun. After the mermaids have outdid themselves to the world book three looks at what happens and how Fred has to be the go between (from bi-peds to Undersea Folk). Fred is still caught in a love triangle and is best man in a wedding. I can't wait to get my mits on book 4.

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  • Posted June 2, 2009

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    Great finish to the 3

    I read all three of them. I like Fred and the characters are believable. There were surprise twists in this that I didn't see coming. I was very pleased with the climax and ending. Never diss the odd ball because they are the ones that save the day when all the sames are useless.

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  • Posted April 6, 2009

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    Disapointed

    I have read most of MaryJanice Davidsons books, and enjoy all of her series. I came away from this series feeling cheated. I enjoyed the first two, but felt that the way she ended it was a trite waste of time. Big bummer as Fred was one of my all time favs. Most people who read the first 2 will want to finish the series, but what a waste of time and $!

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  • Posted April 2, 2009

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    Loved It!

    I absolutely love these books and I am kind of sad that this is the end. This was an almost perfect ending to the trilogy and I am happy with the decision Fred made in the end. I had fun reading this book.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 7, 2009

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    Another Fun MJD Read

    The end of the Fred Bimm trilogy. Fun and original. Maybe we'll see Fred again someday.

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  • Posted February 23, 2009

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    Love MJD

    I absolutely love all of Mary Janice Davidson's work. She's brilliant and really funny. I don't even read the back of the books or the overview anymore, I just buy it!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 11, 2009

    Fred the Mermaid makes her decision!!!

    I have to say, I love this author. Her characters are always offbeat and funny. The dialogue reads like a regular conversation and is so believable. I have to say, I'm a bit bummed out that we don't get to see more about Fred the mermaid, but as she's finally made a decision as to which suitor she'll stay with, I guess it makes sense to leave it like this.

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  • Posted February 9, 2009

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    This series was wonderful, and, since this book was the last in the series, was a bit bittersweet. I loved it.

    I loved this series! It was funny, romantic, totally offbeat (well, it WAS a MaryJanice Davidson creation, after all!) and I totally enjoyed it. The plot and sub-plot of this particular volume was interesting, surprising, and the end of it was very, very satisfying in the way Fred's conniving father was taken care of.<BR/><BR/>MaryJanice is one of my favorite authors. I usually buy her new book without even really looking at it, except long enough to ensure it is a new book, not a re-release. To have enjoyed it so much was the icing on the cake!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 9, 2009

    Good Read

    I liked this book, as I did her prior two books about Fred. Although I did find it a little slower than then the other books, it was still very enjoyable and a quick read.

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